Leteni picha za wahenga hawa wa kizungu

[Nazjaz]

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Heeee

 

[mbongo_halisi]

INTRIGUING AFRICAN PROVERBS.

⭕1. The anger of a penis doesn't destroy the vagina. (Zimbabwe)
⭕2. There's no virgin in a maternity ward. (Cameroon)
⭕3. A child can play with it's mother's breasts but not with the father's testicles. (Ghana)
⭕4. The man who marries a beautiful woman and the farmer who grows corn by the road side have the same problem. (Ghana)
⭕5. When you see a woman sitting with her legs open, never tell her to close them, because u do not know her source of fresh air. (Ethiopia)
⭕6. He who says that nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume. (Nigeria)
⭕7. The only woman who knows where her man is every night is a widow. (Togo)
⭕8. An erected penis has no conscience. (Uganda)
⭕9. If u go to sleep with an itching anus, u are sure to wake up with smelly fingers. (Kenya)
⭕10. The day a mosquito lands on your testicles is the day you will know there is a better way of resolving issues without using violence. (Senegal )
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WHICH IS THE FUNNIEST ?

Mkuu Bujibuji umeua ila katika yote hiyo ya 9 ndiyo tunayodeal nayo hapa Bongo kwa wauza mishikaki, juice mitaani, wauza embe, na tuwasalimiao kila asubuhi watokapo kuhamka. Utashangaa unampa jirani mkono baada ya muda unashangaa unanuka mavi wakati unajuwa kabisa umetoka nyumbani ulishaoga. Umetishaz.

 

[thA bubs]

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[KING MIDAS]

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In English please

 

[KING MIDAS]

 

[Joseverest]

Serious mengine mnamsingizia Mugabe hahaha

 

[Boogman]

In English please

Nchi ya makinikia unadhan kila mtu kaenda shule?na cc wa st.kayumba tunapenda kucheka pia English is not sports port[emoji16][emoji16]

 

[KING MIDAS]

Sangoma

 

[KING MIDAS]

Nchi ya makinikia unadhan kila mtu kaenda shule?na cc wa st.kayumba tunapenda kucheka pia English is not sports port[emoji16][emoji16]

dumejeuri umetisha

 

[KWEZISHO]

Hahaaaa! Kuna siku pale Ilala Sokoni eneo wanapouza samaki vitoga, panya kwa spidi kali sana aliingia ndani suruali ya mtu na kufanikiwa kufika maeneo nyeti juu ya magoti ya jamaa mmoja aliyekuwa amevaa bugaloo. Kilichotokea usiniulize

 

[Baba Swalehe]

Nmecheka knoooomaaaa bujibuji mkuu we nooomaaaaa

 

[Nazjaz]

Hahaaaa! Kuna siku pale Ilala Sokoni eneo wanapouza samaki vitoga, panya kwa spidi kali sana aliingia ndani suruali ya mtu na kufanikiwa kufika maeneo nyeti juu ya magoti ya jamaa mmoja aliyekuwa amevaa bugaloo. Kilichotokea usiniulize

PANYA akapiga blow job

 

[KWEZISHO]

PANYA akapiga blow job

We acha kabisa. Ilikuwa balaa. Yule Bwana alikuwa amevaa bukta na hakuwa na chupi. Aisee!!