Living the dream: Jokate akiwa na Jay Z na Beyonce kwenye NBA all star game

[masijala]

Nashangaa Diamond kufika tu Gabon kapewa hadi bendera ya taifa,lakini Joketi kafika hadi marekani lakini hajapewa bendera na waziri kisa yuko karibu na king kiba,huu uteam naona sasa umeingia hadi kwa viongozi wakubwa!

[emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] [emoji2] ulisikia jokate amealikwa kwenye hiyo event?? Huyo alikuwa anatuambia lazima tujue kutofautisha kati ya wasoma namba na wasioisoma namba, habari za team fulani mara team fulani hiyo inafanya uonekane unamawazo yaleyale kila kukicha, suala la kupewa bendera ya nchi fulani tulishaachana nayo

 

[mzaramo]

Beyonce mbona hana habari kala mkausho mkali

Yaani we msukule roho imekuuma kweli kweli ebooooo.

Najua unavyotamani wewe ndio ungekuwa Jokate.

 

[mzaramo]

Hako katoto Mbona kanamshangaa Sana Huyo anayeitwa jokate??

Kwa mara ya Kwanza anamuona mtu mzuri kuliko mama ake

 

[magnifico]

Hebu ulizia bei ya hivyo vitu walivyovaa thamani yake unaeza ukauza hio nyumba yenu ya urisi? Halafu Ujue mwenzio ni mwanamitindo wewe endelea kuvaa Madera tu

dadadeki!

 

[bushland]

Ohooooo!!!

Haaaa haaaa ohoooo

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Kwa mara ya Kwanza anamuona mtu mzuri kuliko mama ake

Tena anakidoti.

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Haaaa haaaa ohoooo

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[uaminifukazi]

Nashangaa Diamond kufika tu Gabon kapewa hadi bendera ya taifa,lakini Joketi kafika hadi marekani lakini hajapewa bendera na waziri kisa yuko karibu na king kiba,huu uteam naona sasa umeingia hadi kwa viongozi wakubwa!

Acha tu viroba vipigwe ban trh moja.

 

[PROF NDUMILAKUWILI]

Acha tu viroba vipigwe ban trh moja.

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[isho_boy]

Yaani we msukule roho imekuuma kweli kweli ebooooo.

Najua unavyotamani wewe ndio ungekuwa Jokate.

Jay: hello!
Blue: can I assist you with something!?
Bey: just pretend you don't see her! Maybe she'll go away!!

 

[isho_boy]

Nasikia haya ndo yaliyomkuta jokate baada ya kujishobokesha kwa the Carter's

Jay: hello!
Blue: can I assist you with something!?
Bey: just pretend you don't see her! Maybe she'll go away!!

 

[snowhite]

Nashangaa Diamond kufika tu Gabon kapewa hadi bendera ya taifa,lakini Joketi kafika hadi marekani lakini hajapewa bendera na waziri kisa yuko karibu na king kiba,huu uteam naona sasa umeingia hadi kwa viongozi wakubwa!

HAHAHAHAHAA ai see!

 

[Mtoto wa nzi]

Envy kwa kiswahili,bado kutoholewa.😛

Envy ni WIVU

 

[ElPuto Jefe]

Nasikia haya ndo yaliyomkuta jokate baada ya kujishobokesha kwa the Carter's

Jay: hello!
Blue: can I assist you with something!?
Bey: just pretend you don't see her! Maybe she'll go away!!

Acha wivu kama mtoto wa kike, ukute hata ndege hujawahi panda..

 

[Super Tuesday]

Tanzania kila kitu tuko nyuma, ila Jokate ameona isiwe tabu ajitoe ufahamu ashoboke ili aipeperushe bendera ya Tanzania, anastahili mapokezi makubwa uwanja wa Taifa

mkuu screpa hii avatar yako ndio wewe mwenyewe?

 

[isho_boy]

Acha wivu kama mtoto wa kike, ukute hata ndege hujawahi panda..

Kupanda ndege kwng na kujishobokesha kwa jokate kuna uhusiano gani

 

[green rajab]

Picha ya magumashi

 

[Mulhat Mpunga]

ha haaa haaa yaani upo serious kabisa eti sio joketi!
kuna watu wabishi aseee

hata mie siamini kama ni jokate

 

[screpa]

mkuu screpa hii avatar yako ndio wewe mwenyewe?

Ndio

 

[Ngushi]

hata mie siamini kama ni jokate

Nenda millard ayo tv au jana clouds walimuuliza