Mademu na post za birthday kila siku mitandaoni

[ndege joni]

Hapa ndo nashindwa kuelewa. Kuna mabinti kila siku wanapost birhday za watu tofauti tofauti kwenye mitandao. Unakuta leo tukio la huyu, siku nyingine lake. Yaani kila kukicha birthday.

Kuna baadhi niwaona status za whatsapp, fb, insta n.k daily birthday. Mmojawapo ex wangu Joy, whats wrong with you. Unataka nikuone ulivyozidi kuwa mzuri au? Sorry nimetoka nje ya mada, lakini ukweli ndio huo.

Swali langu, ina maana ndio style mpya ya kujiuza mitandaoni au, ndoa zimekuwa adimu. Hebu tuambieni

 

[URBAN MONKEY]

Wanawake akili zao ndogo wanapenda kuigana ujinga
we si unaona utakuta wanapost mara wamebinua matako mara wamebinua midomo
Yani karaha tupu waache bhana wanajijua wenyewe

 

[Smart911]

Mkanye Joy...

Cc: mahondaw

 

[ndege joni]

Wanawake akili zao ndogo wanapenda kuigana ujinga
we si unaona utakuta wanapost mara wamebinua matako mara wamebinua midomo
Yani karaha tupu waache bhana wanajijua wenyewe

Yes, mapozi kibao. Mara kuitana mpenzi na wanawake wenzao, inakuwa tatizo

 

[The Businessman]

Na akipost picha ya mwanamke mwenzie (akimuwish birthday) atapata like hata 300 lakini akipost picha ya mwanaume(akimuwish birthday) like hazitazidi hata 80!

Hapa huwa najifunza mengi sana.

 

[ndege joni]

Mkanye Joy...

Cc: mahondaw

Nilishaachana nae, ntaingilia mamlaka mengine [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[The List]

Idiot

 

[ndege joni]

Na akipost picha ya mwanamke mwenzie (akimuwish birthday) atapata like hata 300 lakini akipost picha ya mwanaume(akimuwish birthday) like hazitazidi hata 80!

Hapa huwa najifunza mengi sana.

Wanawake wetu ni changamoto. Hivi hata ulaya na nchi zilozoendelea ni hivi?

 

[Jolie Jolie]

Hapo kweny ex wako Joy [emoji23][emoji23]mkuu naomba nikujue huenda ulishawahi kua bby wake rafiki yangu

 

[Turnoff]

Mambo ya facebook hayo......yackuumize kichwa......basi huyo mwenye birthday yake nae utamsikia akijibu......'thnks my lov,... ..'asnt dear.......nyingine oh swety nimekumisije!.....hapo ni wanawake kwa wanawake wanajibebisha!.

 

[Basi Nenda]

Wengne kwa mwaka wanazaliwa mara 8

 

[Antennah]

Happy birthday mkuu ndege joni [emoji5]

 

[Nelson Kileo]

Mtoa mada una stress

 

[Boutafrica]

kuiga na ushamba ushamba ndo tatizo.......ila siku muulize je "Birthday" huwa anaifurahia kutoka moyoni?

 

[Midekoo]

Wanawake akili zao ndogo wanapenda kuigana ujinga
we si unaona utakuta wanapost mara wamebinua matako mara wamebinua midomo
Yani karaha tupu waache bhana wanajijua wenyewe

Asipofanya mambo hayo mwanamke unataka afanye Nani?

 

[TAI DUME]

Na akipost picha ya mwanamke mwenzie (akimuwish birthday) atapata like hata 300 lakini akipost picha ya mwanaume(akimuwish birthday) like hazitazidi hata 80!

Hapa huwa najifunza mengi sana.

Inaonesha likes za na kuumiza sana kichwa mzeiya

 

[URBAN MONKEY]

Asipofanya mambo hayo mwanamke unataka afanye Nani?

Hahahaha imekuchoma mbinua matako

 

[ndege joni]

Wengne kwa mwaka wanazaliwa mara 8

Hahaaa

 

[ndege joni]

Happy birthday mkuu ndege joni [emoji5]

Asante sana mzee [HASHTAG]#mlatinoh[/HASHTAG]

 

[ndege joni]

Asipofanya mambo hayo mwanamke unataka afanye Nani?

[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3] vivutio hivi