Mahanjamu ya chuchu...wayajua wewe?

[Rutashubanyuma]

Sasa je,nakula nanasi kwa uhondo wa chuchu

Rogi wewe ni special......nanasi tena?

 

[Mandingo]

ahsante mandingo. Upn tayari kunifunda?

nipo tayari hata sasa hivi mdada
hapa ni practical zaidi.
Darasa tulifanyie wapi my student??

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

ahsante mandingo. Upn tayari kunifunda?

kufundwa au kukomazwa?

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

nipo tayari hata sasa hivi mdada
hapa ni practical zaidi.
Darasa tulifanyie wapi my student??

mandingo nenda polepole...............hiyo kazi niachie mie kwanza.......

 

[Rutashubanyuma]

eeeh hi ndengesa si muchezo huyu ianelekea ni mtata sana na jinsi anavo kata anaweza kata hadi akaondoka na zaga lako...

Mmmmmmhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mbona yatisha hivyo?

 

[Mandingo]

kufundwa au kukomazwa?

ruta si mkomazi yaan kama mdada ana kiu na njaa kali naanza na uji then ugali badae so apa ata ingia remedial class kwanza...

 

[Rogie]

Hapana sio special ni ready made

Rogi wewe ni special......nanasi tena?

 

[Mandingo]

mandingo nenda polepole...............hiyo kazi niachie mie kwanza.......

ruta my bro una onaje tuki fanya featuring au ngoja nimu ulize my student kwanza....

 

[Leak]

chuchu,chuchu,chuchu,chuchu tena zile ambazo ukimkumbatia zinachoma yani me hoi,usiniambie pale unapo anza kunyonya alaf ngumu kidogo! yalaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[MAMMAMIA]

Mimi hapa leo napita tu, kwani mengi kama sio
yote yameshasemwa, nikiyarudia nitayapotezea
utamu. Kitu kimoja nikiri, nimescheka sana na
nimejifunza mengi.Kuna wanaopaka mawese,
asali, wanaong'ata wakatiwa konzi,wanaoiba lishe
ya watoto. Saa6, saa 12.... Waliotafuna punje za
mchele, wafundaji na wafundwaji...yote hayo na
mengine mengi...katika mahanjamu ya chuchu.

Nilikuwa nimefunga lakini nitakujalipa. Nakimbilia
kwa Mammahamsini nikahanjamue chuchu.

Ruta Mkuu, na wachangiaji wote, you made my day!

 

[Husninyo]

Husninyo..................can I volunteer to be your personal trainer?

mmmmh! Aaaah.,.hapana, mandingo anatosha.

 

[Husninyo]

nipo tayari hata sasa hivi mdada
hapa ni practical zaidi.
Darasa tulifanyie wapi my student??

mi hata bila practical naelewa. Darasa, ngoja tutafute.

 

[Rejao]

makubwa haya hata Rejao kumbe ni teja wa chuchu...........sikujua.........

Hahahah..lol!

 

[Mbimbinho]

Uzuri wa mwanamke ni maumbile yake..
Tabia yake hata iwe bora vipi siyo "reception" yake...........
Ingawaje tabia nzuri baadaye huja kufunika maumbile yake.......
Lakini, ukweli usiokwepeka ni kuwa "first impression endures in a man's heart........."
Lakini mahanjamu ya chuchu wayajua wewe?


Sura kweli yaweza kunizuzua na butwaa kupigwa.......
Tabasamu lake laweza kunitikisa na magoti yangu kuweweseka.............
Macho yake akinirembulia yaweza kunivuta nami kuvutika naye, hata fikra zangu kughafilika.......
Mashavu yake yakinesanesa huweza kunilainisha....nami nikachanganyikiwa!
Lakini mahanjamu ya chuchu wayajua wewe?

Usafiri wake waweza kunifikirisha na hata kuwaza yasiyowazika
Kiuno chake chaweza kunipagawisha na kuniacha nishike tama.
Wowowo lake halinipi maruerue nikifahamu wenzangu wengi nitatofautiana nao,
Miondoko yake yaweza kutia chachu lakini haijitoshelezi, kamwe......
Lakini mahanjamu ya chuchu wayajua wewe?


Kwangu mie, lazima nikiri hadharani ya kuwa........
Mambo yote tisa lakini kumi kwangu ni chuchu zake.......
Chuchu zake hunipagawisha na huamini ndizo funga kazi.....
Haya ninayasema nikielewa majukumu ya chuchu kwenye mechi........
Lakini mahanjamu ya chuchu wayajua wewe?

Mabusu motomoto kwenye mechi hayahamasishwi na "reception"...
Lakini mechi haikamiliki kama chuchu sijazing'ata mie.............
Sijui kwako imekaaje lakini sioni kama mechi imekamilika......na kusikika ikiiva...
Nakhofu kufafanua kwani sijui una umri gani?
Lakini mahanjamu ya chuchu wayajua wewe?

Mtikisiko wake ndo raha yake.. kudadadeki..!

 

[BAGAH]

mi hata bila practical naelewa. Darasa, ngoja tutafute.

Husninyo mbona unajiachia sana siku hizi...braza ana chake kweli hapo shemeji?

 

[Husninyo]

kufundwa au kukomazwa?

mandingo anaonekana ni ticha mzuri.

 

[Husninyo]

Husninyo mbona unajiachia sana siku hizi...braza ana chake kweli hapo shemeji?

shem jamani, unanilinda sana hadi naogopa. Braza wako hana noma, anajua wife wake natania tu. (ticha mandingo usisome hapa).

 

[Mandingo]

mi hata bila practical naelewa. Darasa, ngoja tutafute.

ebu tafuta darasa adim sababu nikikwambia point hii ndio A iwe kweli A halaf ukienda ku apply uta nambia...

 

[BAGAH]

shem jamani, unanilinda sana hadi naogopa. Braza wako hana noma, anajua wife wake natania tu. (ticha mandingo usisome hapa).

this msg has been deleted by Mandingo...huu utani uko kama kweli ivi!...hebu google jina mandingo afu uone inakuletea nini...ndo uendelee kucheza nae..

 

[BAGAH]

najaribu kufuatilia hata sielewi @all...kama kuna picha nisaidieni...nijue mnazungumzia kitu gani!