Mahojiano ya Mtoto na Jaji!

[Buchanan]

Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: Taifa Stars!!!
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

 

[PakaJimmy]

Too good to be true!
Njema kabisa kwa kumalizia jioni!

 

[NGULI]

Judge: Do you want to live with your mother?
Child: No
Judge: Why?
Child: She beats me.
Judge: Okay, so you want to live with dad?
Child: No
Judge: Why not?
Child: He beats me too.
Judge: So who do you want to live with?
Child: Taifa Stars!!!
Judge: WHY??
Child: They never beat anyone!

 

[Buchanan]

Too good to be true!
Njema kabisa kwa kumalizia jioni!

Haya jioni njema ndugu!

 

[NGULI]

Haya jioni njema ndugu!

Na mimi nitakie mchana mwema,

 

[Buchanan]

Na mimi nitakie mchana mwema,

Thanx!

 

[Mentor]

Du, hii imenianzia siku...!

 

[Lady N]

safi sana.......

 

[Kimbweka]

Maximo ameisoma hiyo lakini?

 

[Shukuru]

....NO! I want to live with Maximo!!