Majibu ya mkato

Samwel0759 · 2013-07-02T17:31:44+00:00

Stupid Answers for Stupid Questions: 1. Someone calls you at 2 am in the night and ask you "are you sleeping?" Ans: no, Im picking beans. 2. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling her pants then she asks; what are you trying to do? Ans: I want to wash them for you 3. They see you coming out of the bathroom, wet; ''did you just have a bath?'' Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl 4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to your office, yet they ask; ''going up?'' Ans: no, Im waiting for my office to come down and get me! 5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and you still asks him; ''are those flowers?'' Ans: no baby, they're carrots! 6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's you and ask; ''what are you doing here?'' Ans: Im here to pay my school fees! 7. When people see you lying down with your eyes closed, they still ask; ''are you sleeping?'' Ans: No! I'm practicing to die. 8. You went to a restaurant n the waiter asks you: ''Plz can I get you a table?'' Ans: No. Im here to eat on the floor. A big laugh makes u send to another person to laugh too ENJOY YA DAY AND STOP RETORICAL QUESTIONS LOV YA ALL

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Start date Jul 2, 2013

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