Maneno ya mkosaji special thread

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

Ndugu zangu huku tukisubiria mwaka mpa tutumie huu uzi kujuzana maneno ya wakosaji, yaani yale maneno wanayotumia wasionacho kujifariji wakiowaona wenye nacho. Mimi nitaanza na haya.

"Kwani IST nayo gari sasa" (hapo jamaa anasubiri foleni ya mwendokasi Kimara - Morocco

"Huyo dem tumegonga sana yeye ndo anakula sasahivi" (Jamaa hapo ni chaputa mtukufu hata hajui K zinanukiaje sikuhizi na wala hela ya kuhonga pisikali hana)

Adverse Effect · Dec 30, 2024

Wote mwisho sawa ukiwa tajiri au masikini utaishia kaburini tu.

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

Adverse Effect said:
Wote mwisho sawa ukiwa tajiri au masikini utaishia kaburini tu.

Milioni nayo hela sasa

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

"Hio ni nyumba au kibanda" (Hapo anamkashifu alojenga wakati yeye hata kiwanja cha urithi hana)

Fazz · Dec 30, 2024

Akafie mbele huko.

Beberu · Dec 30, 2024

Duniani tunapita 😂
Mali zote ataziacha duniani
Hapo usikute ana hela hivyo ila magonjwa anayo kama yote 😂 as if maskini hatuumwi 😂

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

Beberu said:
Hapo usikute ana hela hivyo ila magonjwa anayo kama yote 😂 as if maskini hatuumwi 😂

Hahahaa, na ole wako ukonde kisa stress za TRA watasema umepata HIV, ukinenepa wanasema ARV hizoo

contask · Dec 30, 2024

Matajiri wanapesa lakini hawana amani

Kama naingia whatsapp,ig,fb natuma sms napiga na kupigiwa,;simu ya laki nane mi yanini si ujinga huo😁😁

Usitamani mafanikio ya mtu ,mafanikio yanasiri kubwa

Mali na majumba vyote ni vitu vya kupita nq utaviacha kwa maana sote tutaenda kaburini

financial services · Dec 30, 2024

"Muhimu uhai tu" hapo mwaka umeisha na hamna nilichofanikisha😀😀.
"Pesa ni makaratasi tu" haya chukua hayo makaratasi yako peleka kununulia vitu hola😀

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

contask said:
Matajiri wanapesa lakini hawana amani

Kama naingia whatsapp,ig,fb natuma sms napiga na kupigiwa,;simu ya laki nane mi yanini si ujinga huo😁😁

Usitamani mafanikio ya mtu ,mafanikio yanasiri kubwa

Mali na majumba vyote ni vitu vya kupita nq utaviacha kwa maana sote tutaenda kaburini

Hahaaa

contask · Dec 30, 2024

Teslarati said:
Hahaaa

Umaskini ni jau sana mkuu

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

financial services said:
"Muhimu uhai tu" hapo mwaka umeisha na hamna nilichofanikisha😀😀.
"Pesa ni makaratasi tu" haya chukua hayo makaratasi yako peleka kununulia vitu hola😀

Hahahahaa

Hasara roho tu, au sio

Kijukuu cha ngoyayi · Dec 30, 2024

Ana vimbaaaa wakati gari lenyewe la mkopo (wakati yeye hakopesheki hata songesha)

Teslarati · Dec 30, 2024

Kijukuu cha ngoyayi said:
Ana vimbaaaa wakati gari lenyewe la mkopo (wakati yeye hakopesheki hata songesha)

Hahahaha, nimecheka kama fala, hii kali

The Icebreaker · Dec 30, 2024

Laki Si Pesa

Alisikika Kijana aliyepigwa laki na Muhindi kwenye Betting na kubakiwa na mia mbili tu ya mihogo.

The Icebreaker · Dec 30, 2024

''Demu mwenyewe anatembea kama vile anarudi nyuma"

Alisikika kijana aliyekataliwa na Binti mrembo hivi.

Leejay49 · Dec 30, 2024

Fazz said:
Akafie mbele huko.

Huu umekaa kikatili sana😂😂

Leejay49 · Dec 30, 2024

Kijukuu cha ngoyayi said:
Ana vimbaaaa wakati gari lenyewe la mkopo (wakati yeye hakopesheki hata songesha)

Ila nyieee😂😂😂

mzabzab · Dec 30, 2024

Teslarati said:
Ndugu zangu huku tukisubiria mwaka mpa tutumie huu uzi kujuzana maneno ya wakosaji, yaani yale maneno wanayotumia wasionacho kujifariji wakiowaona wenye nacho. Mimi nitaanza na haya.

"Kwani IST nayo gari sasa" (hapo jamaa anasubiri foleni ya mwendokasi Kimara - Morocco

"Huyo dem tumegonga sana yeye ndo anakula sasahivi" (Jamaa hapo ni chaputa mtukufu hata hajui K zinanukiaje sikuhizi na wala hela ya kuhonga pisikali hana)

Demu mwenyewe mbaya mashavu kaa puto🤣🤣🤣

Vincenzo Jr · Dec 30, 2024

Mwanamke mwenyewe winga kariakoo afu unasema una fremu

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