Mapenzi ya dhati

[Fidel80]

Aksante.............. mdo nitaipata wapi sasa?sema wewe ni indicator gani akikufanyia mwenza hapo unaridhika kuwa kweli wapendwa? mbona unaruka kimanga?

Mbona ipo maeneo mengi sweet!
Mi bana uliza watoto wa kitanga iwa wanafanyaje ndo nachenguka kabisa.

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Mbona ipo maeneo mengi sweet!
Mi bana uliza watoto wa kitanga iwa wanafanyaje ndo nachenguka kabisa.

Mh haya watoto wa kitanga kipi sasa kinachokuchengua kubebwa mgongoni au kuwekewa maji ya iliki au ile yasmini kitandani au ndo mambo ya kuwekewa kwenye kisahani cha chai au ile thermos ya maji pembeni ya kitanda?

 

[Kaizer]

Mh haya watoto wa kitanga kipi sasa kinachokuchengua kubebwa mgongoni au kuwekewa maji ya iliki au ile yasmini kitandani au ndo mambo ya kuwekewa kwenye kisahani cha chai au ile thermos ya maji pembeni ya kitanda?

😉🙄😛😕.............

 

[Fidel80]

Mh haya watoto wa kitanga kipi sasa kinachokuchengua kubebwa mgongoni au kuwekewa maji ya iliki au ile yasmini kitandani au ndo mambo ya kuwekewa kwenye kisahani cha chai au ile thermos ya maji pembeni ya kitanda?

Haya tisa kumi ni wanavyo jua kupenda akikupenda yeye hajivungi anaonyesha upendo mara dufu hata kama unamfanyia kama Mr.wako anavyo kufanyia wewe. Hawa bana wanajua sana manjonjo.

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

😉🙄😛😕.............

........... Aha kwani vipi tena? au nimekugusa?

 

[Kaizer]

........... Aha kwani vipi tena? au nimekugusa?

Apo juu nimetoka 'kapa' sijaelewa......please help MJ1🙄

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Apo juu nimetoka 'kapa' sijaelewa......please help MJ1🙄

Wapi pa kisahani cha chai kaka? ah watanga utawaweza kwa manjonjo? mzee ukifika nyumbani wakaribisha na kupokewa (MZEE MKUBWA) anawekwa kwenye kisahani asichoke kabla ya kutoa huduma ah

 

[Mbu]

Wanaume, kina kaka: Ni vitu gani akivifanya wifi (mkeo/girlfriend au demu wako) vinakudhihirishia kuwa anakupenda kwa dhati

...nikisema "..mpaka atapotaka kujiua kwa ajili yangu", mtaniona mwanga?!

 

[Penny]

kwa mke anatakiwa kuwa kama hivi na mambo yote kwisha
“I know that young ladies will never agree with me, but whoever will implement this, shall be the happiest of all and shall make a nice home; unless otherwise.”

ITEMS
1. The husband is always right
2. The husband is always the master of the family even if he doesn’t work
3. The wife must ask for permission from the husband before going in bed as well as before turning the back to him on the bed
4. If the husband beats the wife and then comes a visitor, the wife should smile as if nothing happened
5. The husband is still the master and has full control on all the operations even in bed
6. Even if the wife is right, Article number 1 takes over
7. The husband never lies, but he enlightens
8. When the husband is shouting, the wife keeps kneeling down without saying anything
9. The wife should wait for the husband before making any decision
11. The husband never comes home late, he is in a meeting
12. The husband never goes out on the off day but he is attending the family meeting
13. The wife waits for her husband with her ideas and take those of her husband when he is back home
14. The wife never works hard during the day to avoid her getting fast tired in the night
15. The wife never goes to her husband’s office only when it comes an urgent case or emergence of this one
16. The wife is not allowed to do any kind of expenses without consulting the husband even if its her own money
17. All the misunderstandings have to be solved by only the two in the bedroom without witness and this should be to the husband’s advantage
18. The wife never refuses eating, even if she is annoyed
19. The wife has no orders to give to her husband, but she receives these from him
20. The wife must respect the husband’s orders carefully
21. The wife has to take limit of her jealous and not show it in public
22. The wife ever pays visits to her parents as well as to her in-laws only on permission from the husband and under any circumstances, she should be accompanied by the husband
23. The wife never goes out without permission from her husband

Sasa mbona hapo kwenye kipapli mimi huwa najiondokeaga tuu na kurudi nipendapo...kumbe huwa nakoseaga eee! ngoja nijirekebishe maana hizo zote nazitekelezaga. Lol am i an angle ga dem s**t, we need equality.

 

[Penny]

Unamaana jamaa ndo unampiga chini au ndo kurenew mapenzi mama?
Lakini penzi likichuja shrti ulirenew unajua hilo?

Asante my shemeji,

Ehe watu hurenew vipi, hebu nimwagie basi.

 

[Penny]

Unaweza kunywa supu ya pweza wewe?
We kunywa supu ya miguu ya kuku tu tunaita speed za kuku.

Ha ha ha ha eeeee kweli Jf kuna batu! you made ma´ day boy.

 

[Penny]

...nikisema "..mpaka atapotaka kujiua kwa ajili yangu", mtaniona mwanga?!

Kwa kweli weye mwanga hasa. Mtu atoe uhai wake aliopewa na mnyezi Mungu mungu kwa ajili yako kidudu mtu tuu. Haijaclick kwenye blongata yangu kabisa.

 

[Mbu]

Kwa kweli weye mwanga hasa. Mtu atoe uhai wake aliopewa na mnyezi Mungu mungu kwa ajili yako kidudu mtu tuu. Haijaclick kwenye blongata yangu kabisa.

...ndio maana nilipoambiwa '...nitasaga chupa au ninywe sumu juu yako nifilie mbali...', nilimjibu '...kanywe!' ...mbona hakunywa?
mapenzi mengine usanii mtupu bana.

 

[Bulesi]

Sorry mie ninaanza vile ambavyo ninajua kwangu vinanidhihirishia ninapendwa

1. Kunijali (kujaliana) yaani ajue nini nijnahitaji na jinsi ya kunitimizia (sexually na hata mahitaji mengine but kikubwa ni kunirespect kama mimi ninavyomrespect
2. Awe ananionyesha kuwa ananipenda- kwa vitendo si maneno kwani maneno hata kasuku huzungumza!

Usipoteze muda kuzungukazunguka hapo inaelekea bottom line yako ni 'POCHI" tu!!!

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Usipoteze muda kuzungukazunguka hapo inaelekea bottom line yako ni 'POCHI" tu!!!

.... You're right............. from your understanding of it.

 

[Fidel80]

.... Your right............. from your understanding of it.

Sasa kama unapenda POCHI kuna mapenzi hapo?? sema unachuna buzi.

 

[Nyamayao]

Sasa kama unapenda POCHI kuna mapenzi hapo?? sema unachuna buzi.

naona cku hizi mapenzi nduguye pesa bwana! mana wanaume wenyewe wa cku hizi ana mke/galfrnd/mchumba lakini bado ana vigaloni 10, ucpopewa wewe hizo pesa atapewa mwenzio....bora mkae ki pesa pesa tu......

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

Sasa kama unapenda POCHI kuna mapenzi hapo?? sema unachuna buzi.

Fidel wapi nimesema ninapenda pochi? Nimerespond kwa huyu Bu nini sijui ambaye amefanya judgement out of my post ambayo unfortunately siwezi kumbishia kwa kuwa ni mtazamo wake so he is right.

Sijasema ninapenda pochi au la ila katu pochi la kuchuna sidhani kama ni kigezo cha penzi besides I have my own. lol

 

[MwanajamiiOne]

naona cku hizi mapenzi nduguye pesa bwana! mana wanaume wenyewe wa cku hizi ana mke/galfrnd/mchumba lakini bado ana vigaloni 10, ucpopewa wewe hizo pesa atapewa mwenzio....bora mkae ki pesa pesa tu......

Nisichoelewa wanacholalamika hapa ni kwamba wanaume wenyewe siku hizi wanakwenda kwa kuangalia pochi ama sivyo kusingekuwa na ving'asti vinavyolelewa na mimama.

Wengine wenyewe hutegemea pesa za magirl friend wao so siku hizi hakuna anayechunwa kama wanavyotaka tuamini kwa kuwa mwendo ni kuchunana kama si kutumiana lol

 

[Nyamayao]

Nisichoelewa wanacholalamika hapa ni kwamba wanaume wenyewe siku hizi wanakwenda kwa kuangalia pochi ama sivyo kusingekuwa na ving'asti vinavyolelewa na mimama.

Wengine wenyewe hutegemea pesa za magirl friend wao so siku hizi hakuna anayechunwa kama wanavyotaka tuamini kwa kuwa mwendo ni kuchunana kama si kutumiana lol

marioo......