Asanteeee,ni aunty yako lakini si mimi wala yule mpaka useme wote wanafiki,kama wewe unavyotaka JF ikutambue Lara kama Lara na hakuna kama wewe tambua ndoa kama ndoa si unafiki,acha ukweli ubaki ukweli.Hahahaaa! Hata ukitia huruma WANAFIKI NDIOOO! Unafiki ndo uliwafanya MYASAHAU IN THE FIRST PLACE!
Tena anayekumbusha wenzie NDO MNAFIKI MKUBWA! Yake yote kayaweka in contorl au kujikosha tuuu! Hahahaaa!
Umenikumbusha tukiwaga kwenye kitchen party tunakaa familia, sasa anaanza Aunty kufunza, huku nyuma tunakanyagana na kukonyezana kwa unafiki wake! Mume hajibiwi wakati yeye mumewe anamchambua kama karanga, Mwanamke usafi, wakati yeye ana haugelo 3. Mambo ya ndani usiyatoe wakati akiuziwa mda huo huo atampigia kila mtu naacjika mwenzenu! Hahahaaa! USIPOMJUA ATAKUFUNGA KAMBA. Watu wasiomjua wanamuona wa maana si utani! Hahaaaa!
Baadae anaenda bi mkubwa, anachimba biti kabisaa watoto wabaya sanaa nyie nimewaona wifi anavofunda mnakanyagana, kukonyezana, na kudiscuss kila akiongea uongo! Sasa mimi mzazi wenu nimewazaa, na nitakua nawacheki ole wenu mnikanyagane au kukonyezana, mnajitafutia laana nawaambia! Hahahaaaaa! Tunacheka wote! Sikiza niwaambie wanangu, mimi mtu mzima nimeenda age navoenda KUJIKOSHA (maana huu ndo ukweli) pale inatakiwa mnisapoti kwa vigelegele na nini, au sio wanangu wenyewe! Mkikonyezana mi najisikia vibaya! Inawezekana NITADANGANYA NA KUJIKOSHA kama aunt yenu ila mzazi wenu ujue na natumia veto kuwaamuru mfanye amsha amsha! Ole wenu mniangushe! Hahaaa! Uzuri akishakubali anaenda kutoa shoo pale, na sisi tunaamsha! Basi baridaaaaa!
Asanteeee,ni aunty yako lakini si mimi wala yule mpaka useme wote wanafiki,kama wewe unavyotaka JF ikutambue Lara kama Lara na hakuna kama wewe tambua ndoa kama ndoa si unafiki,acha ukweli ubaki ukweli.
Hahaaaaa! MIMI NACJOSIMAMIA NI KWAMBA ZE TAASIS IS NOT ZE VERY NOBLE AS YOU PAINT ZE PICHA! Ilitakiwaz msemage ze ukweli you know kuwa, ze taasis tujitahidi tahidi bati ze some people is staboni! So some how yes, some how no!
And kukujibu coz kidawa NI MALAYA HAIWEZEKANI KUDRAW CONCLUSION KUWA TAASIS YA WATU SINGLE NI WASAFI PUREEEEE! Why? Bcoz Kidawa na wenzie wameingiza luba you know!
Mi sielewi watu wanaponda IMTU...
ooh..bomu
Utapeli, chini ya kiwango...
Maskini weee
Kumbe IMTU CHUO BORA KABISA tatizo ni wahusika.
Tusikiseme chuo tuwaseme wahusika.... si eti eeh???
Mwenye kuelewa kaelewa
Hahaaaaaa! NISILO LIELEWA NA PALE WANANDOA MNAPOJITAHIDI KULETA PICHA KWAMBA NDOA NDO JIA BORAA, NDO ZOOOOTE ZINAFURAHA, NDOA NDO KILA KITU, KILA MTU AFANYE AOLEWE, OLE WAKO USIOLEWE UMEKWISHAAAA! Hapa ndo UNAFIKI WENU UNAPONICHOSHA ZAIDIIIII! Hahaaa! WAKATI NIKIWABANA MBAVU KAMA HAPA MNAKIRI NDOA NI MSALABA,! Bila kuwabana mbavu mngekubali NDOA NI MSALABA.? Hahaaaaa!Lipi ambalo halisemwi? Kwenye harusi nyingi mtu alikuwa akipewa nafasi ya nasaha ilikuwa lazima aanze kusema NDOA NI MSALABA,atapiga tantarita zote,mpka ikafika mahali watu wakakatazwa kusema hivyo wakihoji mbona mnatisha watoto hakuna jema kwenye ndoa?
Hahaaa! MI NIMESEMA TAASIS NI YA KINAFIKI, SIJASEMA EVE NI MNAFIKIIII! Tupo pamoja hapo? Sasa as long as kuna memba wanafiki katika taasis, taasisi haiwezi kuwa safi! Mmoja wao ni Aunt yangu na karibia wote ninaowajua! Uzuri wengine wanakubali uzuri tu kuwa ni wanafiki, na kwenda mbele ku imply ndani ya taasis wengi wawajua wao wameozaa!
Nimekuelewa na hii ina maana upo ndoani mambo safi kabisa big up kwa shemeji
Unajua kinachobishaniwa hapa kidogo sana
Ndoa kama taasisi hatuwezi kuiita ya kinafiki
Wanandoa wanaweza kuwa wanafiki(baadhi) na hiyo ni kawaida kabisa.
Na huo unafiki si kwenye taasisi ya ndoa tu..hata taasisi nyingine...upadre na mapadre, mwadhini na kuadhini, Rais na Urais, udaktari na madaktari, the list is endless.
Baada ya kusema hayo, tafadhali nasubiri mwaliko wa Eid kutoka kwa wafuatao: Heaven on Earth Kaunga Fixed Point lara 1 Mtambuzi miss neddy miss chagga sister Jeska Madame B everlink ICHANA
Hahaaaa! NA TAASISI YENYE MCHANGANYIKO WA WANAFIKI NA WASAFI HAIWEZI KUWA SAFI PER SE!! Hahhaaaa!Wanandoa wanafiki watazaa ndoa nafiki,haimaanishi ndoa zote duniani na wanandoa wote duniani ni wanafiki ,ukweli ubaki ukweli,ngoja nitoe zawadi nitarudi,kuna mwingine anaingia kwenye hii hii taasisi.
Nashukuru mmeanza kukubali WANAFIKI WAMO NDANI YA HIO INSTITUTION, NA AS LONG AS WANAFIKI WAMO BASI TAAISI INA UNAFIKI NDANI YAKE! Na kama ina unafiki ndani yake si uonho kusema ya kinafiki! No further questions your honor!
Nimekuelewa na hii ina maana upo ndoani mambo safi kabisa big up kwa shemeji
Unajua kinachobishaniwa hapa kidogo sana
Ndoa kama taasisi hatuwezi kuiita ya kinafiki
Wanandoa wanaweza kuwa wanafiki(baadhi) na hiyo ni kawaida kabisa.
Na huo unafiki si kwenye taasisi ya ndoa tu..hata taasisi nyingine...upadre na mapadre, mwadhini na kuadhini, Rais na Urais, udaktari na madaktari, the list is endless.
Baada ya kusema hayo, tafadhali nasubiri mwaliko wa Eid kutoka kwa wafuatao: Heaven on Earth Kaunga Fixed Point lara 1 Mtambuzi miss neddy miss chagga sister Jeska Madame B everlink ICHANA
Hahaaaaaa! NISILO LIELEWA NA PALE WANANDOA MNAPOJITAHIDI KULETA PICHA KWAMBA NDOA NDO JIA BORAA, NDO ZOOOOTE ZINAFURAHA, NDOA NDO KILA KITU, KILA MTU AFANYE AOLEWE, OLE WAKO USIOLEWE UMEKWISHAAAA! Hapa ndo UNAFIKI WENU UNAPONICHOSHA ZAIDIIIII! Hahaaa! WAKATI NIKIWABANA MBAVU KAMA HAPA MNAKIRI NDOA NI MSALABA,! Bila kuwabana mbavu mngekubali NDOA NI MSALABA.? Hahaaaaa!
Kuna sjosti wangu akiilizwa ndoa vipi? ANAPIGA I CANT BE ANY HAPPIER! Huku ananikata jicko la dont you dare to speak anything, coz anajua najua ndio ya sio! Hahaaaa!
Kwanini msiwe wawazi tu, kuwa hata humu ndoani SOME TIMES YES, SOMETIMES NO KAMA HUKO KWINGINE! MUST YOU BE HAPPY ALL THHE TIME OR TRY SO HARD YO COMVISE PEOPLE YOU COULDNT BE ANY HAPPIER?
Hahaha...tatizo lako nimeliona....usilazimishe hoja kama ivi...unapokosea ni kuanzia apo "as long as..."...hiyo i fallacy.... huwezi kisema "NA AS LONG AS WANAFIKI WAMO BASI TAAISI INA UNAFIKI NDANI YAKE! Na kama ina unafiki ndani yake si uonho kusema ya kinafiki!"
Hapo unaharibu big time. Nashauri ukarudie tena kusoma kuhusu taasisi ya ndoa na wanandoa, kisha usome maana ya unafiki halafu uvioanishe uone kama utahitimisha kama hivyo.....
Mwaliko wangu uko wapi au ndo.umeanza unafiki?:what:
Hahaha!! Lara wewe chiboko!! Tunaenda mbele tunarudi nyuma yaan unanitingisha tingisha weeee,karata zote ziko mezani toka sredi yetu ilee,nani aliyesema ndoa tambarare?mabaya na mazur yote tumesema hadi chanzo cha yote haya tumesema lakini hii haitufanyi tuseme ndoa ni
Najua wote hatuwezi kuoa/kuolewa lakin hainifanyi niseme ambao hawako ndoani wamepotea,ndoa si chakula ati mwanadamu akikosa atakufa,ndo maana wako mapadre, masista n.k na wanaishi happy.
Nyakati za kutofautiana kwa wanandoa hazifanyi tuihukumu hii taasisi ni unafiki,wazazi tu waliotuzaa tunatofautiana seuze mtu uliyemjua ukubwani?
Wrong, there is a huge difference between NOBLE and hypocricy....Okay i take this as your explanation to why MARRIAGE IS A VERY VERY NOBLE INSTITUTION! Hahahaaaaa! Need i say YOU SURPASSED MY EXPECTATIONS! Im beyond IMPRESSED! Hulalaaaaaaaaaaaa! What a noble institution it is!
....must be!!!!Mkuu hapo juu anasema kaenda millage...
Hahaaaa! USIKWEPEEEE! Sasa USHAKUBALI BAADHI NI WANAFIKI, TAASISI YENYE BAADHI YA MEMBA WANAFIKI ITAKUWAJE PURE? Huwezi kuwaignore WALE WANAFIKI UKIDRAW CONCLUSION HATA KODOGO!
Wrong, there is a huge difference between NOBLE and hypocricy....
I think you are confused and it is really fooking your anlytical skills
as for expectations, there are no expectations, if you had any expectations as far as i am concerned... Then i must be missing somethin.... Definitely
pole sana... Its a below par from you again