Maswali gani ya kijinga ulishawahi kuulizwa ?

Wifi yangu hajambo

scientist_tz said:

Siku nliyokufa ... Hafu kuna jamaa akanitext " joh za huko

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Hili ndio tatizo la wana jf sijui mmepatwa na nini.

Zurri said:

Hili ndio tatizo la wana jf sijui mmepatwa na nini.

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Tatizo ndo nini na wana jf ... Ndo wakina nan

Kuna siku mdau wangu mmoja niko chooni akaniuliza " Zurri unafanya nini ?". Nikamwambia "Nasonga UGALI$.

Mwingine mfano wa huyu,niko toi akaniuliza "Unafanya nini toi ?". Nikamjibu " Nasoma magazeti"

Mwingine niko toi anapiga hodi,nikawambia " Ingia". Akacheka sanaaaaaa.

1. Wewe kabila gani?
2.Una kitambulisho?
3.ushatembea na wanawake wangapi hadi sasa?

Umewakanyanga wangap kabla yangu?

King Kong III said:

Mtu anakupigia simu unaitikia hallow halafu anakwambia "Niambie" wakati yeye ndio kakupigia.

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Hii huwa inaniboa sana,means mtu anakupipia alafu cha kukwambia hana,me huwa nakata simu au namwambia wait nakupigia then nakata

"Wapi hiyo?", unata kujua naenda wapi ili iweje na,alaf mumekutana tu njiani.

scientist_tz said:

Tatizo ndo nini na wana jf ... Ndo wakina nan

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Naona unataka kuminyana sio ?

Write your reply...unafanya nini?

yna2 said:

Write your reply...unafanya nini?

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Ukamjibuje ?

Mtu una nundu kichwani iliyotuna dhahiri, halafu unaulizwa ' brother, nundu hiyo kichwani ni nundu?'

unanipigia simu usiku alafu unaniulza vipi umelala.....

tuseme naongea na ww kutoka ndotoni au

Anakuona online anauliza hulali??.

Mnfyuuuuu

Nakunywa kabia kangu nimetulia, mara jamaa kaniuliza "shwari! " haoni nimetulia?

yna2 said:

Write your reply...unafanya nini?

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Unafanya nini saa hizi?
Nikamjibu "naongea na wewe"

Hapo ni baada ya salamu za kutosha tena ndefu kwelikweli.

Umetembea na wanawake wangapi hili swali huwa silipendi sana

Kwanini ulihachana naye

Mtu anakupa namba yake unamtumia sms, anakuuliza "wewe ni nani? Na namba yangu umeipata wapi?".

Hua nawajibu nimepewa ofa na voda

ushakojoa...?

aaaargh! swali la kipimbi sana ili, sasa kama nishakojoa, sa si nigeshachomoa?