Maswali gani ya kijinga ulishawahi kuulizwa ?

[van xoussam]

Wifi yangu hajambo

 

[Kisai]

Siku nliyokufa ... Hafu kuna jamaa akanitext " joh za huko

Hili ndio tatizo la wana jf sijui mmepatwa na nini.

 

[scientist_tz]

Hili ndio tatizo la wana jf sijui mmepatwa na nini.

Tatizo ndo nini na wana jf ... Ndo wakina nan

 

[Kisai]

Kuna siku mdau wangu mmoja niko chooni akaniuliza " Zurri unafanya nini ?". Nikamwambia "Nasonga UGALI$.

Mwingine mfano wa huyu,niko toi akaniuliza "Unafanya nini toi ?". Nikamjibu " Nasoma magazeti"

Mwingine niko toi anapiga hodi,nikawambia " Ingia". Akacheka sanaaaaaa.

 

[Ze last Born]

1. Wewe kabila gani?
2.Una kitambulisho?
3.ushatembea na wanawake wangapi hadi sasa?

 

[sifi leo]

Umewakanyanga wangap kabla yangu?

 

[Zeus1]

Mtu anakupigia simu unaitikia hallow halafu anakwambia "Niambie" wakati yeye ndio kakupigia.

Hii huwa inaniboa sana,means mtu anakupipia alafu cha kukwambia hana,me huwa nakata simu au namwambia wait nakupigia then nakata

 

[titimunda]

"Wapi hiyo?", unata kujua naenda wapi ili iweje na,alaf mumekutana tu njiani.

 

[Kisai]

Tatizo ndo nini na wana jf ... Ndo wakina nan

Naona unataka kuminyana sio ?

 

[Beeb]

Write your reply...unafanya nini?

 

[Kisai]

Write your reply...unafanya nini?

Ukamjibuje ?

 

[Salange]

Mtu una nundu kichwani iliyotuna dhahiri, halafu unaulizwa ' brother, nundu hiyo kichwani ni nundu?'

 

[Jimmie Gatsby]

unanipigia simu usiku alafu unaniulza vipi umelala.....

tuseme naongea na ww kutoka ndotoni au

 

[Queenever]

Anakuona online anauliza hulali??.

Mnfyuuuuu

 

[Joseph lebai]

Nakunywa kabia kangu nimetulia, mara jamaa kaniuliza "shwari! " haoni nimetulia?

 

[Nussayr]

Write your reply...unafanya nini?

Unafanya nini saa hizi?
Nikamjibu "naongea na wewe"

Hapo ni baada ya salamu za kutosha tena ndefu kwelikweli.

 

[Mkomavu]

Umetembea na wanawake wangapi hili swali huwa silipendi sana

 

[Kyawanjubu]

Kwanini ulihachana naye

 

[Alexander The Great]

Mtu anakupa namba yake unamtumia sms, anakuuliza "wewe ni nani? Na namba yangu umeipata wapi?".

Hua nawajibu nimepewa ofa na voda

 

[dronedrake]

ushakojoa...?

aaaargh! swali la kipimbi sana ili, sasa kama nishakojoa, sa si nigeshachomoa?