Maswali gani ya kijinga ulishawahi kuulizwa ?

[kanali mstaafu]

Unanipenda??

 

[The Icebreaker]

Umekata nywele kisha unakutana na rafiki yako na anakuuliza;

"Naona umekata nywele sio?" unamjibu "Hapana nimebadili tu kichwa"

 

[The Icebreaker]

Umekaa nje unapunga upepo,anapita mtu na kukwambia "Oyaa nakuona tu" unamjibu "Acha uongo wewe mbona mimi sikuoni?"

 

[The Icebreaker]

Mtu anakuona kabisa unavuta Sigara kisha anakuuliza:
"Na wewe unavuta sigara?" unamjibu "mimi sivuti sigara bali nasukuma sigara"

 

[Asprin]

JF ushatafuna wangapi?

 

[Samboko]

UNANIPENDA?
Mtu unakuta unamfanyia kila kitu na upendo unamuonyesha anauliza swali la kijinga km hilo mi hua nakaaga kimya tu.

 

[Samboko]

Mwingine unakutana nae anauliza "ndugu huonekani!" hua najibu nimekua mweusi eeh!!

 

[bbc]

”Gari yako umepaki wapi?”wakati hata baiskeli sina!

 

[Joseph lebai]

Hivi jiwe lina mizizi ?

 

[Black Sniper]

Mtu na mke wake walikuja kuangalia nyumba wanunue
Walipoingia kitchen mke akauliza aah hapa ni jikoni
Nikamwambia hapana ni chooni

 

[At Calvary]

Ulikuwa Unasemaje?

 

[Mother Confessor]

"Unafanya mishe gani"

 

[Aishah2016]

Unajishughulisha na kazi gani? (natawaza Chura)

 

[Chiblak]

Unamwomba contact unachat nae via sms unamwonesha tips anaelewa baadae ukimpigia anauliza kwani ulikua na shida gani
(Nilikua natafuta wadada wa kazi za ndani)

 

[SHIMBA NGOSHA]

unanipigia simu usiku alafu unaniulza vipi umelala.....

tuseme naongea na ww kutoka ndotoni au

Kuna tofauti kati ya KULALA na KUSINZIA mkuu.

 

[Rais Wa Malofa]

Bado hujakojoa...?

 

[dronedrake]

Unajishughulisha na kazi gani? (natawaza Chura)

aisee

 

[Njopino]

Utaniweza..?

Kwani nakubeba mgongoni,
Chuma Kwa chuma

 

[Njopino]

Naona unakula bhn

Hapana sili nacheza ngoma

 

[charrote]

Unatokwa na damu halafu mtu anakuuliza "umeumia??[emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]like serious?...

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