Matani

Mentor: TV yenu ni ndogo mpaka watangazaji wa habari wame piga magoti.

Paka yenu noma mpaka ikishika panya inaitisha chumvi, uma na pilipili

wewe ni mjinga mpaka kupata driving license ilibidi mpelekwe boarding school

Babkey said:

Sura kama nyani mzee!!

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Hahahaha...demu wako amekonda mpaka ukiingia naye kwenye daladala unaambiwa na kondakta, "Miwa yote kwenye buti!"

Ndo mana Kwenu mnapikaga chapati na vicks kingo ati ndo ziwe chapati menthol!

teheee Mentor bana!
Miguu yako 'minene' kama 'toothpick'

una tembo card master card wewe au unatania tania wenzio hovyo?!

Gagurito said:

una tembo card master card wewe au unatania tania wenzio hovyo?!

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Ninayo Gagurito, sasa kumwoa dada yako si tatizo tena!

Babkey said:

teheee Mentor bana!
Miguu yako 'minene' kama 'toothpick'

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Ndo maana demu wako amekonda mpaka yeye huvaa pads na suspenders! HHAHAHAHA

Mentor said:

Ndo maana demu wako amekonda mpaka yeye huvaa pads na suspenders! HHAHAHAHA

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Aisee moshi sigara umekuathiri mpaka 'ukipumua' unatoa moshi!!

Nasikia mkeo huwa unampa mimba kwa bluetoth

Nyie MAANDAZI naombeni idhini nitolee kitabu haya matani ili niuage ukapera...no umaskini.

hahahahahahah!uwiii!hakya mungu nimecheka!Mentol ni kiboko

- ____- wewe ni mfupi hadi unaoga kwenye kifuniko cha soda.:smow:

Kwamex said:

Nyie MAANDAZI naombeni idhini nitolee kitabu haya matani ili niuage ukapera...no umaskini.

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We kitumbua mzima kweli!
Ndo maana ulilipa nusu ya hela baada ya kula 'halfcake'

Fayoo said:

- ____- wewe ni mfupi hadi unaoga kwenye kifuniko cha soda.:smow:

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Ah! Na wewe umepona kuhara!

MENTOR: ati mama yako ni so ugly mpaka wakamove halloween to her birthday ! ;-)

Babkey said:

We kitumbua mzima kweli!
Ndo maana ulilipa nusu ya hela baada ya kula 'halfcake'

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Haya andazi lisilo hamira.. we mjanja, unajisifu umekula hotelini ukakimbia bila kuosha vyombo.

Kwamex said:

Haya andazi lisilo hamira.. we mjanja, unajisifu umekula hotelini ukakimbia bila kuosha vyombo.

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na ww ucimuonee Babkey kwanza manzi ako yuko soo cheap kama callbox kiasi kwamba kila mwenye coin anaweza ku-use..!

Babkey: Ninyi ni maskini mpaka mbwa wenu ni street-kids!

Kiburudisho: Wewe ni mlafi mpaka ukichemsha maji ya kuoga unajishtukia umeshapika ugali..hahahah!

Kwamex: twende...Umefulia mpaka customer care wakikupigia wanakwambia uhame...

Al-Mende: Wewe ni mnene mpaka class unakaa next na kila mtu!!! (don't feel makmendeish!!!)

TajY: Simu yako ni ndogo mpaka yenyewe hupokeaga MISSED CALLS peke yake...unataka...

Fayoo: Wewe ni mzee mpaka ukipiga chafya, unatoka vumbi...

Al-Mende said:

MENTOR: ati mama yako ni so ugly mpaka wakamove halloween to her birthday ! ;-)

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Ndo mana kwenu ni dry mpaka water mellons zenu zinaitwa, drymellons!

Kwamex said:

Haya andazi lisilo hamira.. we mjanja, unajisifu umekula hotelini ukakimbia bila kuosha vyombo.

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Mwangalie kwanza, umekomaa mpaka unakojoa vumbi!