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Lady N · Nov 24, 2010

-una kidole kimoja lkn mashindano ya kuchambua mchele unaongoza!!!
-mlipika wali kwenu mara ya kwanza ukawa unazunguka nyumba ukiimba "mchele pfumbuka"
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Mentor · Nov 24, 2010

LadyN: nyie kwenu ni washamba mpaka mkipika wali mnaingia kwa ngonjera! au mkipika kuku mnaimba Ndiki..ndikika-paja...lol

Dr Lizzy · Nov 25, 2010

......Umekomaa mpaka mikono inatumika kama msasa!!!

Mentor · Nov 25, 2010

Lizzy said:
......Umekomaa mpaka mikono inatumika kama msasa!!!

Mwangalie kwanza..we ni maskini mpaka ukitaka kuangalia salio *144# simu inakujibu: 'U must be joking'

Asprin · Nov 25, 2010

Mentor said:
Mwangalie kwanza..we ni maskini mpaka ukitaka kuangalia salio *144# simu inakujibu: 'U must be joking'

We Mentor king'ang'anizi mpaka umeing'ang'ania hii thread kama kupe wa kigoma

JOYCE PAUL · Nov 25, 2010

Mentor said:
Jamani nilipokuwa mdogo hii ndo ilikuwa hobby yangu maana kwa umbo langu dogo sikuweza kupigana ila ukinikosea kidogo..nitakupa neno utakaa kimya mwenyewe!
Najikumbushia tu...(usinichukie...)

Unataka matani..
Nyani ngabu, una bichwa kubwa mpaka shuleni ulikuwa unaitwa Headboy! twende twende..

Fidel, wewe umekonda mpaka ukisimama kwenye ukuta unakaa kama crack...
Mzee mwanakiji demu wako amekonda mpaka akivaa t-shirt ya bluu anafanana na sim card ya tiGO..
Aspirin unamashavu kama mimba ya panya..
Na wewe Tukutuku uso kama shamba la matuta...
Unataka unataka..
Mwangalie kwanza, wewe Bigirita yaani wewe ni mbaya mpaka hutumia lotion inayoitwa 'why bother!'..teh teh..

Zak wewe ni mweusi mpaka ukirushiwa jiwe linarudi kuitisha tochi...

PS: On a light touch...

mentor umenifurahisah jamani unautani sana inaelekea ulikuwa unapigwa wewe balaa

Mentor · Nov 25, 2010

Joyce: wala hakuna wa kunigusa..maana nkishakupa lako watu wakakucheka ukitaka tu kunigusa..wengine wanaingilia!!!
Ndo maana una lips kubwa mpaka badala ya kutumia lip-balm unatumia roll-on!

Aspirin: umekomaa mpaka ukigusa mouse inaandka, "New hardware device detected"..lol!!!!

sulphadoxine · Nov 25, 2010

Isije ukawa unaendelea na hizi tabia,maana wabongo amuaminiki sanaaa

Mentor · Nov 26, 2010

sulphadoxine said:
Isije ukawa unaendelea na hizi tabia,maana wabongo amuaminiki sanaaa

mwangalie na huyu: ndo maana wewe ni mbaya mpaka kivuli chako hukuambiaga utangulie mbele!

Rural Swagga · Nov 26, 2010

nyie kwenu mko wengi mpaka mzee akiwa na kikao na familia Anaanza kwa kusema NDUGU WANANCHI!!!!,,,,

bucho · Nov 28, 2010

nywele kama mkutano wa inzi

Mentor · Nov 29, 2010

Rural Swagga said:
nyie kwenu mko wengi mpaka mzee akiwa na kikao na familia Anaanza kwa kusema NDUGU WANANCHI!!!!,,,,

Mwangalie, na nyie kwenu mko wengi mpaka instead ya kupewa majina mnatumia number plates!!!

Mentor · Nov 29, 2010

bucho said:
nywele kama mkutano wa inzi

Na wewe gari lenu ni lizee mpaka mkivuka bumps mnashuka kupanga viti!!! teh teh teh...

TUKUTUKU · Nov 29, 2010

Cheki miguu utafikiri mpanti(kibanio cha sufuria) ya kupikia ugali!
Cheki mashavu,utazani mimba ya panya!

Papa Mopao · Nov 30, 2010

Nyote humu mmefeli kwenye hili jokes utafikiri mnatafuna kitumbua kumbe mnatafuna mawe! lol!

Saint Ivuga · Nov 30, 2010

Papa Mopao said:
Nyote humu mmefeli kwenye hili jokes utafikiri mnatafuna kitumbua kumbe mnatafuna mawe! lol!

lione lishamba hadi linataka kufungulia watu mlango wa lift

Dr Lizzy · Dec 1, 2010

Guys...ndo kusema tumefulia ama?Ongezeni bwana!

Mentor · Dec 2, 2010

Tukutuku: Ndo maana wewe ni mnene mpaka ukikalia novel inakua short story!
Papa mopao: Nyie kwenu ni maskini mpaka mnapikaga chapati moja afu mnaitoa photocopy
Ivuga: Na wewe ni mlafi mpaka we huonja maji ya ugali kama yameiva
Lizzy: una macho makubwa mpaka we huitwa eyewitness..lol!!!

Mentor · Dec 2, 2010

Haha PEARL wewe sijawahi kukupatia yako:
Wewe umefulia mpaka wewe hushonewa nguo pocketless! teh teh teh...

Pearl · Dec 2, 2010

ah ah ah lol,we noma,bichwa kama pangalashaba

Mentor said:
Haha PEARL wewe sijawahi kukupatia yako:
Wewe umefulia mpaka wewe hushonewa nguo pocketless! teh teh teh...

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