Matiti ni mali ya nani?

[afrodenzi]

Anamdanganyia nini? Baba hana matiti. ana chuchu. Sasa umpe mtoto chuchu, ukute chuchu zenyewe zimezingirwa na minyoya, unataka mtoto afe kwa pumu?

hahahahahahahahaah lol acha kunichekesha tumbo linaanza kuniuma ajili ya kucheka lol
basi tutamwabie ampe tu bottle...
halafu binafsi sipendi mwanaume mwenye nywele kifuani...

 

[afrodenzi]

jamani kwaherini jamani!
leo kituo cha kwanza kingstaa tegeta

haya bwana mchana mwema.....
take care.

 

[RR]

hahahaahahah lol huo ugonjwa ni we umeugundua ndo maana una dawa yake..
na taka kujua dawa nini kwanza kabla sijakuruhusi unitibe...

Matiti ni mali ya nani?

 

[afrodenzi]

Matiti ni mali ya nani?

matiti ni mali ya shirika...
au we unaonaje??

 

[Asprin]

hahahahahahahahaah lol acha kunichekesha tumbo linaanza kuniuma ajili ya kucheka lol
basi tutamwabie ampe tu bottle...
halafu binafsi sipendi mwanaume mwenye nywele kifuani...

Babu hana nywele kifuani. Ana vinyweleo. Mletee hayo matiti sasa.

 

[The Finest]

Babu hana matiti. babu ana chuchu kwa ajili ya wajukuu zake.

Babu usije sema matiti ya mke wangu ni mali yako

 

[afrodenzi]

Babu hana nywele kifuani. Ana vinyweleo. Mletee hayo matiti sasa.

mmmhhhh vinyweleo ..
unatakakiwa u wax au unyoe kwanza
kabla hujapata unachotaka...

 

[afrodenzi]

Babu usije sema matiti ya mke wangu ni mali yako

babu zimemruka kabisa yaani ...
inatisha lol
anataka kukamua kila mtu...

 

[Asprin]

babu zimemruka kabisa yaani ...
inatisha lol
anataka kukamua kila mtu...

Wewe nakamua matiti tu, kukukwepesha na saratani ya matiti...nothing more nothing less.

 

[afrodenzi]

Wewe nakamua matiti tu, kukukwepesha na saratani ya matiti...nothing more nothing less.

labda ufanye practise kidogo kwa ngombe kwanza babu ..
utakamua kwa kutumia mdomo au mikono..
manake mmmmmhhhh

 

[The Finest]

Babu hana nywele kifuani. Ana vinyweleo. Mletee hayo matiti sasa.

Babu ngoja nimuite mjukuu naona unataka kuoa wajukuu zako

 

[Asprin]

Babu usije sema matiti ya mke wangu ni mali yako

Mkeo si mjukuu wangu? Matiti yote ya wajukuu zangu ni mali yangu

labda ufanye practise kidogo kwa ngombe kwanza babu ..
utakamua kwa kutumia mdomo au mikono..
manake mmmmmhhhh

Thats animal calling, you have been warned........matiti tafadhali mjukuu, wayaleta saa ngapi?

 

[afrodenzi]

Mkeo si mjukuu wangu? Matiti yote ya wajukuu zangu ni mali yangu



Thats animal calling, you have been warned........matiti tafadhali mjukuu, wayaleta saa ngapi?

hahahahahahhah bwana babu
mi ngoja nikalale, niwaze, niote halafu kesho
nikiamka ntakuja na majibu yote ...

nta mwomba The Finest akutunze mpaka mi niamke
na usimsumbue sana ...
sawa babu

 

[The Finest]

mkeo si mjukuu wangu? Matiti yote ya wajukuu zangu ni mali yangu

thats animal calling, you have been warned........matiti tafadhali mjukuu, wayaleta saa ngapi?

you have been warned

 

[afrodenzi]

Babu ngoja nimuite mjukuu naona unataka kuoa wajukuu zako

mtunze babu mi ngoja nipumzike kidogo..
akikusumbua sana mpe dawa za kulala na ile Gin yake..
usimzidishie lakini..

 

[The Finest]

hahahahahahhah bwana babu
mi ngoja nikalale, niwaze, niote halafu kesho
nikiamka ntakuja na majibu yote ...

nta mwomba The Finest akutunze mpaka mi niamke
na usimsumbue sana ...
sawa babu

Sijawahi kuwa na babu mbishi kama huyu yeye kila kitu anadai ni chake

 

[Asprin]

hahahahahahhah bwana babu
mi ngoja nikalale, niwaze, niote halafu kesho
nikiamka ntakuja na majibu yote ...

nta mwomba The Finest akutunze mpaka mi niamke
na usimsumbue sana ...
sawa babu

Haya mama ulale unono, nami ngoja niwahi mafoleni ya Dar, nisijekuta bia zimeisha bure.

Have sweetest dreams, darling.

 

[The Finest]

mtunze babu mi ngoja nipumzike kidogo..
akikusumbua sana mpe dawa za kulala na ile Gin yake..
usimzidishie lakini..

Kuliko kumpa hiyo bora nimpe dawa za usingizi za kawaida alale maana nikimpa ataanza kusumbua wajukuu zake

 

[The Finest]

Haya mama ulale unono, nami ngoja niwahi mafoleni ya Dar, nisijekuta bia zimeisha bure.

Have sweetest dreams, darling.

Leo nakuja Baa Mpya

 

[afrodenzi]

Kuliko kumpa hiyo bora nimpe dawa za usingizi za kawaida alale maana nikimpa ataanza kusumbua wajukuu zake

hahahaahahahahhah lol ukichanganya zote ponda kwenye kijiko atalala taka asitake....
badala ya dawa mbili mpe nne.. maana huyo babu mgumu kweli lol