Mazee... Demu wangu kanifurahisha kinyama!!

[be unique]

Fikiria vizuri.

 

[nzalendo]

Shehe ushaibiwa na DELILA!

 

[dustless]

Huyo demu ndo tabia zake, before alishawahi kuapa atajiua akiachwa na msela wake. Aisee, kumbe bado yuko. Believe or not " girls are residence seekers while men are looking for appreciation only"

 

[bahati30]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnajua nini??? Mie nina demu wangu... sawa mazee!!
Na huyu demu wangu is that kind of a girl like many other girls are:
"used".

Sasa kama mnavojua msimamo wangu wa:
Sitokuja kuoa mwanamke used kamwe... Labda NIFE.
Na kila kukicha huwa napiga makelele sana humu kuwasihi vijana wenzangu wasioe wanawake used kwani madhara yake ni mengi, mabaya na yanajulikana....

Na kwa kuwa aina ya mwanamke nayemuhitaji mie for real life hapatikani kirahisi rahisi (kama navowapataga mademu wengine akiwamo huyu) nikaona daaah mwanaume nisije nikafa kwa punyeto bureee... Wakat natafuta my future wife (BIKRA) let me hang out with this girl for a while (just for leisure).
Mmeona hapo???????

SASA BASI:
Muda wa kuwa serious umefika sasa... I am tired with this leisure relationship...
Kwanza gharama tuu.. Halafu nakosa freedom kufanya mitkasi yangu kibao...
Na inakua ngumu kupata future wife wakat bado niko kwenye active bond na huyu bibie...

Nafanyeje sasa???? Nampiga chini kila mtu ashike 50 zake ki roho safi kabisaaa...

Juzi Alhamisi usiku nikamtext:

Chief: Jay.... Mi naona relation yetu haina future nzuri... Naona ni bora kila
mtu akawa free... But tutaendelea kupeana support until everyone has moved on...

Bibie: No.. Chief... Sitaki kukupoteza hata kidogo. Nilipokupata nilijua wewe ndio mwanaume
wangu wa mwisho, sitompenda mwingine mpaka nakufa.

Chief: Najua... Lakin mie naona sitoweza.. Mind yangu inakataa kabisa.

Bibie: No plz... Chief nakupenda kuliko watu wote nilowahi kuwa nao. Tusiachane.

Basi alivonitumia hiyo text ya mwisho mwenzenu nimefurahi kinyama...

Mnajua kwanini?????
Demu anapokuambia anakukubali wewe kuliko mashkaji yote yaliyompitia maana yake nini:
1. Mimi nina msugua ipasavyo kuliko huto tushkaji... Anapagawa.
2. Mimi ni handsome kuliko huto tu ex twake.
3. Kiuchumi niko juu compared na huto tujamaa..
4. Kifupi mie niko more romantic yani!!

Yaani mazee nimefurahi kinyama nilivo ambiwa hivo..
Nimezidi kujisikia katika wanaume namie nimo. Nahesabika. Demu kadata. Kapagawa.
Niko juuu...

At least naanza kufikira kubadili uamuzi wangu endapo akiendelea kunisifia namna hiyo.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

Hiz akili za kivulana ni shida sana na kwa sababu hiyo sister ameshagundua hujiamini na ndio sababu kaamua kukupa mahope Coz akili bado za kitoto

 

[Satisfier]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaah....

EBANA SAWA:
Mnajua nini??? Mie nina demu wangu... sawa mazee!!
Na huyu demu wangu is that kind of a girl like many other girls are:
"used".

Sasa kama mnavojua msimamo wangu wa:
Sitokuja kuoa mwanamke used kamwe... Labda NIFE.
Na kila kukicha huwa napiga makelele sana humu kuwasihi vijana wenzangu wasioe wanawake used kwani madhara yake ni mengi, mabaya na yanajulikana....

Na kwa kuwa aina ya mwanamke nayemuhitaji mie for real life hapatikani kirahisi rahisi (kama navowapataga mademu wengine akiwamo huyu) nikaona daaah mwanaume nisije nikafa kwa punyeto bureee... Wakat natafuta my future wife (BIKRA) let me hang out with this girl for a while (just for leisure).
Mmeona hapo???????

SASA BASI:
Muda wa kuwa serious umefika sasa... I am tired with this leisure relationship...
Kwanza gharama tuu.. Halafu nakosa freedom kufanya mitkasi yangu kibao...
Na inakua ngumu kupata future wife wakat bado niko kwenye active bond na huyu bibie...

Nafanyeje sasa???? Nampiga chini kila mtu ashike 50 zake ki roho safi kabisaaa...

Juzi Alhamisi usiku nikamtext:

Chief: Jay.... Mi naona relation yetu haina future nzuri... Naona ni bora kila
mtu akawa free... But tutaendelea kupeana support until everyone has moved on...

Bibie: No.. Chief... Sitaki kukupoteza hata kidogo. Nilipokupata nilijua wewe ndio mwanaume
wangu wa mwisho, sitompenda mwingine mpaka nakufa.

Chief: Najua... Lakin mie naona sitoweza.. Mind yangu inakataa kabisa.

Bibie: No plz... Chief nakupenda kuliko watu wote nilowahi kuwa nao. Tusiachane.

Basi alivonitumia hiyo text ya mwisho mwenzenu nimefurahi kinyama...

Mnajua kwanini?????
Demu anapokuambia anakukubali wewe kuliko mashkaji yote yaliyompitia maana yake nini:
1. Mimi nina msugua ipasavyo kuliko huto tushkaji... Anapagawa.
2. Mimi ni handsome kuliko huto tu ex twake.
3. Kiuchumi niko juu compared na huto tujamaa..
4. Kifupi mie niko more romantic yani!!

Yaani mazee nimefurahi kinyama nilivo ambiwa hivo..
Nimezidi kujisikia katika wanaume namie nimo. Nahesabika. Demu kadata. Kapagawa.
Niko juuu...

At least naanza kufikira kubadili uamuzi wangu endapo akiendelea kunisifia namna hiyo.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

Kuna ukweli ndani yake, tatizo umuelezea kihuni, sasa sisi wasomi ni mgumu kukuelewa.

 

[Jick]

Tulia wewe... Demu kanikubali kinyama... Kanibembeleza juzi usiku huyooo.....
Ungekuepo ungeni tamania....

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG] Eng.

[emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Shunie]

ha ha ha yaan we chief engineer unaniachaga sana hoi hivi sio muhaya kweli nawaza tu

 

[beco]

Maisha mafupi,Kifo kipo kinatungoja, na ahadi ya M/mungu kuwa tutalipwa kwa tuliyoyafanya ni ya kweli kabisa.watchout

 

[maurice bernad]

Hahahaa ungemuuliza wanaume wote wangap huenda kamaliza mji kwa hyo anaogopa kurevise mkuu

 

[STUNTER]

Hata mimi naona raha demu akinidanganya kuliko kunambia ukweli,
Maishe yenyewe mafupi,
mambo ya kupeana stress asubiri nikifa aje ayaseme juu ya kaburi, OVA

 

[chacha2016]

Siyo kila mwanamke anaelia ukiw kiunoni analia kwa utamu...wengne wanakuonea huruma kwa kufa kizembe.

Hehehee chifu jifunze kuusoma mchezo mapema

 

[chacha2016]

Hata yy angeanza kukwambia hakutaki ungejibu km yy alivokujibu.

 

[Don255]

we si uliwahi kuja kuomba msaada humu kuwa una tatizo la nguvu za kiume pia ukasema unatoa wazungu ndani ya dk 2, vp umetibu tatizo au?

Ongo hili Jamaa...balaa[emoji16] [emoji16] [emoji16]

 

[chacha2016]

Unataka mademu seald, je ww ni seald?

Dawa ya moto ni moto bro.

 

[Kajirutaluka]

Kizazi cha nyoka

 

[Mfitinishaji]

Mkuu umeniachia chama peke angu!

Nitaendeleza chama la kuto amini maneno ya wanawake.
24/365

 

[Black Coffee]

Ulimbukeni

 

[Saguda47]

Why am I daring to waste minutes in a faeces like this?

 

[Saguda47]

we si uliwahi kuja kuomba msaada humu kuwa una tatizo la nguvu za kiume pia ukasema unatoa wazungu ndani ya dk 2, vp umetibu tatizo au?

[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13] wajifunze kuweka akiba ya maneno

 

[edwin george]

Kama hayo yanatoka kunako moyo we ni mduansee yani mduanzeee,duanzi wa top grade jombaa!