Mbongo si wakutania!

[Red Scorpion]

*Mzungu alisafiri na Mbongo kwenye ndege*
*wakakaa siti moja*
*Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo*
*nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,*
*Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali*
*na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na*
*endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=*
*Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa*
*kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.*
*Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani*
*kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi*
*chini kina miguu mitatu?*
*Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa*
*100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua,*
*akauliza ni nini hicho?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye*
_hajui!._
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[Tiger]

*Mzungu alisafiri na Mbongo kwenye ndege*
*wakakaa siti moja*
*Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo*
*nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,*
*Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali*
*na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na*
*endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=*
*Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa*
*kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.*
*Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani*
*kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi*
*chini kina miguu mitatu?*
*Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa*
*100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua,*
*akauliza ni nini hicho?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye*
_hajui!._
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Nilishaisoma hii hapa hapa lakini kila nikimaliza kusoma, nakubali kuwa "mbongo si wakutania"

 

[Kilemachocho]

Lol

 

[Password]

Mbongo hapo lengo lake amkomeshe mzungu anauliza anachojua hakina jibu

 

[KENZY]

Kama kawizi yetu!

 

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Huyo Mbongo atakua kabila la kichagga.

 

[M CM]

[emoji3] [emoji2] Nouma sana hiyoo

 

[ahango]

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[donata fredy]

Duuh aisee noma

 

[username1]

😀🙂😀

 

[mamanzara]

*Mzungu alisafiri na Mbongo kwenye ndege*
*wakakaa siti moja*
*Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo*
*nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,*
*Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali*
*na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na*
*endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=*
*Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa*
*kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.*
*Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani*
*kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi*
*chini kina miguu mitatu?*
*Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa*
*100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua,*
*akauliza ni nini hicho?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye*
_hajui!._
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Hahahahaaaa. Hapana chezea mbongo.

 

[MWAMFUPE]

*Mzungu alisafiri na Mbongo kwenye ndege*
*wakakaa siti moja*
*Mzungu akamdharau sana Mbongo*
*nakujiona anajua kila kitu duniani!,*
*Akamwambia Mbongo waulizane maswali*
*na Mbongo akishindwa anatoa sh.500 na*
*endapo yeye atashindwa atatoa 100,000/=*
*Mzungu akauliza ni nchi ipi ilishindwa*
*kwenye vita kuu ya kwanza ya Dunia?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hajui.*
*Na yeye akamuuliza Mzungu ni kitu gani*
*kikienda juu kina miguu minne na kikirudi*
*chini kina miguu mitatu?*
*Mzungu akafikiria akakosa jibu akatoa*
*100,000/= kuashiria hajui ila akataka kujua,*
*akauliza ni nini hicho?*
*Mbongo akatoa 500 kuashiria hata yeye*
_hajui!._
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mkuu hadi mbogo naye anapanda ndege, na anakaa siti 1 na mzungu ilifaa aliwe haraka sana