Member wa kiume wa Jf unayempenda zaidi?

[Muzine]

Endapo nikitajwa naomba mnitag wakuu hahaha

Ngoja nimuite dada ukhuty

 

[Muzine]

All of the above..

Najua unachopendelea lakini saivi itabidi nikupeleke kwenye pizza

 

[Mwifwa]

Mmmmh! Waswahili wanasema "kataa neno.... uskatae wito....." lakini huko nlikoitwa Mmmmmh.... yani ni kama nione missed call ya kidoti..... lazima mwili upatwe na homa!

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[Muzine]

Mkuu bora wewe hujatajwa.... shukuru sana.... Mi nimetajwa na kidoti..... hapa yanagonga, yanarudi! Chochote utakachoskia kimenipata ujue chanzo ndio hicho!

Hahahahha [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sasa umepata bahat bado pressure juuujuuuu why?

 

[Behaviourist]

Ukitajwa na ambaye hana chura, itakuwaje?

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[Slim5]

Homa ya dengue[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Bahati hiyo

wewe hunipendi.... kwa kweli nimeamini....

 

[Mwifwa]

Jaman Kiranga

Muite na mganga kwanza maana, tutaanza kusoma magazeti akija hapa[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[LIKE]

Hahahahha hakika leo kuna vita inanukia

Humtakii mema kijana..

maana yule mzee wa Msata hakawii kumbebesha makalio usoni[emoji84]

 

[Muzine]

Hahaha mkuu kubali tu matokeo

Hahahahha jaman unamkatisha tamaa mwenziooo

 

[Ushimen]

Siamini macho yangu, ivi ni kweli tunguli za mganga zimeanza kupwaya kiasi hichi.....

Ngoja nianze kupiga jeramba maana muda si mrefu naweza kuhongwa mpunga wa kueleweka na huyu mke wa mganga....

Amaa kweli Golden chance never come twice!!![emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120] [emoji120]

Ndugu mjumbe, naona bahati imekuangukia.....[emoji12] [emoji12] [emoji12]
Yaani umeokota dodo chini ya mchongoma....[emoji13] [emoji13] [emoji13]

 

[Rogie]

Ngoja nimuite dada ukhuty

Ndio aje anitaje?

 

[Muzine]

Hizi Dua za kutetemesha umma zinahitaji subira sana, tusikate tamaa

Nakaziaaa

 

[Slim5]

Hahahahha [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]sasa umepata bahat bado pressure juuujuuuu why?

hii sio bahati.... ni msala.... labda yule uliemhonga juzi afanye mbinu mbadala.... la sivyo.... yatankuta!

 

[Mwifwa]

Hahahah nakwambia ukipanda tu kimbinyiko nabadilisha laini

Bila shaka PM hautaibadilisha

 

[Muzine]

Ukitajwa na ambaye hana chura, itakuwaje?

Ataziraiiiiiii

 

[Ushimen]

Naogopa nisije nikataja wa mtu nikaanza kununiwa

Nitaje tu hata mimi....[emoji39] [emoji39] [emoji39]

 

[Mwifwa]

Sabuni ya omo au gwanjuuu[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Ile ya mche

 

[Muzine]

Behaviourist

[emoji123][emoji123][emoji123][emoji123][emoji123]ewaaah alisema atajinyonga asipotajwa nimekosa rambirambi

 

[Mwifwa]

Homa ya dengue[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
Bahati hiyo

Dengue namdengulia tu, ngoma inakuwa droo[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[Muzine]

wewe hunipendi.... kwa kweli nimeamini....

Sikupendi hata kidogo maana huchelewi kunisemea kwa Mshana Jr