Men beaten by wives in TZ

[Naby Keita]

Hehehe kumpanda punda kunahitaji mzuka hatari, hivyo kama githeri na avocado ndio zinasababisha haya manguvu inafaa muige.

Mnapanda punda sababu wakina Njeri wanawaona maboya wanawabania ikus

 

[Sky Eclat]

Wzfanye inter marriage yacwanawake wa Kenya na wanaume wa ki-Kuria

 

[Yukina]

Afadhali huko wenzetu mnaweza kuwadhibiti na sisi tuweze kuwafundisha kulea watoto huku Tarime sisi tumewachoka

 

[mwaswast]

Kumbe Geza Ulole na joto la jiwe ni Wafipa tokea pale sumbawanga na wanatandikwa proper na bibi zao.

 

[Asprin]

Mwanaume mzima unakula chipsi mayai kila siku bana, kichapo lazima utapokea tu. Wanaume wa kitz ni masoftie wengi wao wamejaza makalio kama dada zao.

Hahahah dah hapa nimeona aibu. Maana wanaume wa Kikenya hawana tofauti na mashoga. Kama hata Amiri Jeshi Mkuu wa Majeshi ya Kenya anakoromewa na mkewe HADHARANI sijui hao wengine inakuwaje.

RIP Lucy Kibaki. Umesaidia sana kuwajua wanaume wa Kenya.

Binti yangu akipata mwanaume wa KENYA furaha ntakayoipata... mimi ndo ntatoa mahari

 

[Sky Eclat]

Hahahah dah hapa nimeona aibu. Maana wanaume wa Kikenya hawana tofauti na mashoga. Kama hata Amiri Jeshi Mkuu wa Majeshi ya Kenya anakoromewa na mkewe HADHARANI sijui hao wengine inakuwaje.

RIP Lucy Kibaki. Umesaidia sana kuwajua wanaume wa Kenya.

Binti yangu akipata mwanaume wa KENYA furaha ntakayoipata... mimi ndo ntatoa mahari

Hubby hii tabia ya mama Kibaki inafaa kuigwa home

 

[Asprin]

Hehehe kumpanda punda kunahitaji mzuka hatari, hivyo kama githeri na avocado ndio zinasababisha haya manguvu inafaa muige.

Hahahah nyie kweli kiboko. Mnaogopa kutongoza mademu mnaenda kupanda wanyama. Siku wanyama wakiwageukia mtapiga punyeto mpaka mikono yenu ipate mimba.

Lala pema peponi mama Lucy Kibaki. Umetufundisha mengi kuhusu ndugu zetu na kaka zetu wa hapo jirani Kenya

 

[Asprin]

Hubby hii tabia ya mama Kibaki inafaa kuigwa home

Wife unapotea njia sasa. Naona unatamani kuwa mkikuyu wewe...

 

[MK254]

Wzfanye inter marriage yacwanawake wa Kenya na wanaume wa ki-Kuria

Mbona kabila la Wakuria tunalo huku, tumegawana na nyie hapo mpakani, hawa usiwe na hamu nao maana akianza kumpa mkewe kipodo huwa ni full majanga, halafu wake zao wanapenda sana kupigwa, wao husema kipigo ni dhihirisho la mapenzi.

Hebu ona hapa chini, Mkuria alimkata mkewe mikono

Kuria man chops off wife’s hand for overstaying at funeral

 

[MK254]

Hahahah nyie kweli kiboko. Mnaogopa kutongoza mademu mnaenda kupanda wanyama. Siku wanyama wakiwageukia mtapiga punyeto mpaka mikono yenu ipate mimba.

Lala pema peponi mama Lucy Kibaki. Umetufundisha mengi kuhusu ndugu zetu na kaka zetu wa hapo jirani Kenya

Sijaelewa issue yenu nini, maana mumesema hatuna nguvu za kiume eti ndio sababu tunapanda punda na kuacha wake zetu, mara tunanyimwa na wake zetu.
Nimewaambia mzuka wa kumpanda punda ina maana una nguvu za kiajabu, sio mtu wa kawaida. Ama umesahau wake zenu kutokea Rombo walikua wanapanga foleni kuja Kenya kupokea huduma zetu.

 

[pingli-nywee]

Hubby hii tabia ya mama Kibaki inafaa kuigwa home

Wewe! Huyo mama kuna siku alitamka laivu kwamba yeye ndo 'prisident' wa Jamhuri ya Kenya, na ile lahaja yake ya Nyeri. Afu akamwambia aliyekuwa makamu wa rais, Kalonzo Musyoka, 'look at this boy, who is your mother?' 😀😀😀😀😀 R.I.P Mama Lucy.

 

[kirikou1]

Hehehe kumpanda punda kunahitaji mzuka hatari, hivyo kama githeri na avocado ndio zinasababisha haya manguvu inafaa muige.

Ngoja nifanye hii application hapa Botswana punda wawe multipurpose [emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38][emoji38]

 

[Sky Eclat]

Wewe! Huyo mama kuna siku alitamka laivu kwamba yeye ndo 'prisident' wa Jamhuri ya Kenya, na ile lahaja yake ya Nyeri. Afu akamwambia aliyekuwa makamu wa rais, Kalonzo Musyoka, 'look at this boy, who is your mother!' 😀😀😀😀😀 R.I.P Mama Lucy

Indeed RIP Mama Lucy Kibaki

Mzee atakuwa anamiss hivi vituko

 

[Naby Keita]

Wewe! Huyo mama kuna siku alitamka laivu kwamba yeye ndo 'prisident' wa Jamhuri ya Kenya, na ile lahaja yake ya Nyeri. Afu akamwambia aliyekuwa makamu wa rais, Kalonzo Musyoka, 'look at this boy, who is your mother?' 😀😀😀😀😀 R.I.P Mama Lucy.

Haha huyu mama kwakweli R.I.P

 

[Tony254]

Hehehe kumpanda punda kunahitaji mzuka hatari, hivyo kama githeri na avocado ndio zinasababisha haya manguvu inafaa muige.

Haha. Speaking of which, kuna hii article inatrend whatsapp. Watanzania sijui kama wanaelewa sheng' but anyway ndio hii hapa.


Kuna besthe yangu HUSSEIN alileta sex doll yake mansion yangu nimuwekee for the day coz ma relatives wake walikua wame mvisit na hakutaka wajue akonayo. So mraiya aliileta kitu 5 asubuhi coz pia kubeba hiyo stuff mchana huwa ngori alafu noma ingine alikua ashatupa ile box alinunua nayo so alileta kaa ameiwrap na sheet magizani.
Si me nikamsho place ataiseti, then akachomoka. Sasa boy child ni nani nikaona sex doll ndio hii …..eeeh..na mimi ndio huyuuu eeh baas, acha ngoma itambae.
Nikakol johnie arif Fulani tunandunga naye works nikamsho sifill poa sioni nikimake kukam job , deal ikaivana.
Nika plug in Rihana kwa stima coz arif alikua amenisho hio doll imespoil battery so ye hu plug kwa stima direct coz haicharge. Mali ikasimama me nikachukua ma position juu yake, dolly ikkanza za “ would you preffer foreplay before sex or just sex?” me hapana tambua hizo foreplay nikaisho just sex harakaharaka coz sijui hii kitu inakujiwa saa gapi, kidogo kidogo ikaniuliza tena “specify your preferred sex position before commencing.
Bana kumbe kunyandua robot ni ngumu hivi hakuna tofauti ya kukatia dame ndio umnyandue na kununua robot uinyandue, nikadai missionary. Si ikajiposition missionary, boy child nikapandilia rihana nika insert mjuols the nikasikia tena kanaongea “new hard drive detected , scanning for virus”msee kusikia ati scanning for virus nikajua mimi kwisha. Uzuri nikasika no virus ditected ndo nikakumbuka ni juu nimeva cd so obvious haingepata any. Si niaakanza kukula rihana nayo ikikula stima.
Dolly ikaanza zile za 😛lease start slowly then accelerate after sometime, this will reduce the amount of friction as I lubricate the vaiginal area” nini mbaya nah ii dolly ? nyamaza nikule. Si nika comply tu ku avoid kufunzwa kunyanduana. Kidogo ikaanza tena “please choose a costomizd moaning as I approach climax. Specify your name” nikaiambia Erick. Ikaniambia spell Erick. Bana usha jaribu kuspell kitu ukiwa katikati ya kunyanduana? Sa sikua na otherwise nikaspell :MWAS” then badala ya kunnita jina ina moan ikispell jina yangu. “oh harder MWAS” like seriously sex dolls are trash.. alafu haiwezi moan ati oh my GOD. Ina moan “ ooh my software version 2.0, am approaching cloud 9” si nikawka horse power ya kumaliza race. Rihana wangu akanigrab mgongo tightly nikajua haijawahi sunguliwa hivo hadi ilikua inanuka plastic inachomeka.
Kidogo kidogo ikaanza kulia kama tokens zimeisha, kumbe si sex doll ni token zangu zilikua zimeisha stima ikazima ka nimegrabiwa mgongo tight sema kukwama ndani ya synthetic p**sy. Msee nilibaki hapo zile za “ aki rihana wacha jokes…. Rihana baby wake up now.. riahana me sitaki chako woyie niatkununulia power bank. My friend nilipiga hug ya 12hrs mapak arif wangu vile alikuja jioni akikujia mali yake akanunua token za soo stima ikawaka rihana akamalizia statement yaku moan at “am cumming… new sex high score achived 1800 pumps per second. Congratulation MWAS ur the new sex doll champion” then ikani unlocj hug. Arif hajawahi niongelesha tena.
SEX DOLLS ARE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!

 

[MK254]

Haha. Speaking of which, kuna hii article inatrend whatsapp. Watanzania sijui kama wanaelewa sheng' but anyway ndio hii hapa.


Kuna besthe yangu HUSSEIN alileta sex doll yake mansion yangu nimuwekee for the day coz ma relatives wake walikua wame mvisit na hakutaka wajue akonayo. So mraiya aliileta kitu 5 asubuhi coz pia kubeba hiyo stuff mchana huwa ngori alafu noma ingine alikua ashatupa ile box alinunua nayo so alileta kaa ameiwrap na sheet magizani.
Si me nikamsho place ataiseti, then akachomoka. Sasa boy child ni nani nikaona sex doll ndio hii …..eeeh..na mimi ndio huyuuu eeh baas, acha ngoma itambae.
Nikakol johnie arif Fulani tunandunga naye works nikamsho sifill poa sioni nikimake kukam job , deal ikaivana.
Nika plug in Rihana kwa stima coz arif alikua amenisho hio doll imespoil battery so ye hu plug kwa stima direct coz haicharge. Mali ikasimama me nikachukua ma position juu yake, dolly ikkanza za “ would you preffer foreplay before sex or just sex?” me hapana tambua hizo foreplay nikaisho just sex harakaharaka coz sijui hii kitu inakujiwa saa gapi, kidogo kidogo ikaniuliza tena “specify your preferred sex position before commencing.
Bana kumbe kunyandua robot ni ngumu hivi hakuna tofauti ya kukatia dame ndio umnyandue na kununua robot uinyandue, nikadai missionary. Si ikajiposition missionary, boy child nikapandilia rihana nika insert mjuols the nikasikia tena kanaongea “new hard drive detected , scanning for virus”msee kusikia ati scanning for virus nikajua mimi kwisha. Uzuri nikasika no virus ditected ndo nikakumbuka ni juu nimeva cd so obvious haingepata any. Si niaakanza kukula rihana nayo ikikula stima.
Dolly ikaanza zile za 😛lease start slowly then accelerate after sometime, this will reduce the amount of friction as I lubricate the vaiginal area” nini mbaya nah ii dolly ? nyamaza nikule. Si nika comply tu ku avoid kufunzwa kunyanduana. Kidogo ikaanza tena “please choose a costomizd moaning as I approach climax. Specify your name” nikaiambia Erick. Ikaniambia spell Erick. Bana usha jaribu kuspell kitu ukiwa katikati ya kunyanduana? Sa sikua na otherwise nikaspell :MWAS” then badala ya kunnita jina ina moan ikispell jina yangu. “oh harder MWAS” like seriously sex dolls are trash.. alafu haiwezi moan ati oh my GOD. Ina moan “ ooh my software version 2.0, am approaching cloud 9” si nikawka horse power ya kumaliza race. Rihana wangu akanigrab mgongo tightly nikajua haijawahi sunguliwa hivo hadi ilikua inanuka plastic inachomeka.
Kidogo kidogo ikaanza kulia kama tokens zimeisha, kumbe si sex doll ni token zangu zilikua zimeisha stima ikazima ka nimegrabiwa mgongo tight sema kukwama ndani ya synthetic p**sy. Msee nilibaki hapo zile za “ aki rihana wacha jokes…. Rihana baby wake up now.. riahana me sitaki chako woyie niatkununulia power bank. My friend nilipiga hug ya 12hrs mapak arif wangu vile alikuja jioni akikujia mali yake akanunua token za soo stima ikawaka rihana akamalizia statement yaku moan at “am cumming… new sex high score achived 1800 pumps per second. Congratulation MWAS ur the new sex doll champion” then ikani unlocj hug. Arif hajawahi niongelesha tena.
SEX DOLLS ARE TRASH!!!!!!!!!!

Nimecheka ile mbaya, duh ngori bana, lights zikikata halafu imekuhug vi-tight...... Halafu msee kaipiga 1,800 pumps, ndio maana hatawahi ongeleshwa na beshte yake tena, juu labda arifu hupiga soo..

By the way hw does that damn thing work, it's the talk of town everywhere.

 

[Slim5]

Wapigwe tu

Unajua hukumu ya Kesi ya kushambulia?

 

[Tony254]

Nimecheka ile mbaya, duh ngori bana, lights zikikata halafu imekuhug vi-tight...... Halafu msee kaipiga 1,800 pumps, ndio maana hatawahi ongeleshwa na beshte yake tena, juu labda arifu hupiga soo..

By the way hw does that damn thing work, it's the talk of town everywhere.

Hahaha. Sijui kama zimefika Kenya but niko sure ziko majuu. But inakaa kuwa interesting na itafika Kenya tu with time.Mtu anaiplug kwa socket na anaanza kucheza ngoma, I think haina tofauti kubwa na dem wa ukweli. Anyway I have never tried it.

 

[Nivlark]

Mbona kabila la Wakuria tunalo huku, tumegawana na nyie hapo mpakani, hawa usiwe na hamu nao maana akianza kumpa mkewe kipodo huwa ni full majanga, halafu wake zao wanapenda sana kupigwa, wao husema kipigo ni dhihirisho la mapenzi.

Hebu ona hapa chini, Mkuria alimkata mkewe mikono

Kuria man chops off wife’s hand for overstaying at funeral

Mkuria mmoja hapa mimi nani anatafuta?

 

[MK254]

Mkuria mmoja hapa mimi nani anatafuta?

Hehehe! Sikua nakumbuka tunaye Mkuria bwana Nivlark
Kuna huyu mrembo Mtanzania anayeitwa Sky Eclat naona anawakubali sana nyie kwa jinsi hambebwibebwi kama sisi wanaume wa Nyeri. Anaomba tuanze zoezi la kubadilishana wake zetu na nyie labda watanyooka wakija huko.