Tony Laurent
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- Jan 5, 2011
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Hatari sana. Eti alikutolea udenda!!! ππNajua huyo mjuba alikutolea udenda mbele ya waziri wake wa mambo ya ndani kwao.
Atarudi tena kukamilisha tamaa yake.
#wanaume mbinu zetu tunazijua wenyewe π
and the Husband replies, "When you guys are ready for a third person, I'm available."Akirudi tena tell him you like his wife better than you like him ππ That'll put him off for sure!π
Ila hilo jibu la Lizzy hilo.... πUmesema ukweli hakika....
Nashukuru Lizzy ameshanipa jibu mujarabu la kumpatia akirudi mwenyewe.... βΊοΈ
For sure men youβll remain men.
Ila hilo jibu la Lizzy hilo.... π
Nadhani lizzy hajui kuwa kuna wanaume wasiotishiwa nyau, so hilo jibu linaweza kuchochea mwanaume aongeze mbinu za kuonja tunda hadi kieleweke π
Akirudi tena tell him you like his wife better than you like him ππ That'll put him off for sure!π
Umhhhh...owwkey πAlas, Woman loves her fellow woman more than she does to a man.------ Mhhh!!π², there must something under carpet.
He completely missed the point ππAm not in her mind, but I think you misunderstood....!!
He completely missed the point ππ
Alas, Woman loves her fellow woman more than she does to a man.------ Mhhh!!π², there must something under carpet.
I missed one but you missed many points; Man and Woman are opposite sexes which must spontenously attract one onother, its just like in magnetism where N and S poles which are fraternal but opposite in polarity attract one another, reversely never can you find any attraction the same applies to electric charges and in animal kingdoms in which man belongs--- why then is it MORAL for a woman to attract another woman and IMMORAL for a man to attract another man??!, If a man attract anothe
Kasindeee nimekumisi hatar nimelejea kasinde mahaba matataLugha ya kichwa cha uzi inanasibu...
Leo nilikuwa kwenye kijiwe changu cha kustaafia, Kasinde Juice Shop.
Akaja mdada mmoja nikawa nachukua ladha za matunda anayotaka nimsagie juice....
Kumbe alikuwa na mume wake, alikuwa amesimama kwa mbali nyuma. Kabla hajasogea mahala nilipo na mkewe akiwa kule nyuma alijaribu kuonesha lugha ya picha kama kunisemesha kwa codes huku mkewe akiwa amempa mgongo.
Nikampiga jicho paap nikarudi kukonsetreti na oda ya mteja wangu ambae ni mkewe. Nikainua tena jicho naona macho yake na mikono vinanisemesha....
Siku respond chochote, nikageuka kutengeneza juice na ilipokuwa tayari nikampa mkewe. Wakati nampa, ilikuwa take away akaja. Akanisalimia kwa bashasha na kuanza kujisemesha...
Huyu ni mke wangu, ndo waziri wa mambo ya ndani wangu, sifurukuti kwake. Akisema leo hutoki natii, akisema usalama mdogo tutoke hapa natii.....!
Nikatabasamu na kumwambia am happy for you, you have a cute and humble wife.
Kisha nikawatakia weekend njema na nikaendelea na wateja wengine.
Men....!
Hat and pen down.
Picha za uzi kesho. βΊοΈ
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Kesho yw jana ndo leo...βΊοΈ.