Men Will Always Be Men...

[Tony Laurent]

Najua huyo mjuba alikutolea udenda mbele ya waziri wake wa mambo ya ndani kwao.

Atarudi tena kukamilisha tamaa yake.

#wanaume mbinu zetu tunazijua wenyewe 😍

Hatari sana. Eti alikutolea udenda!!! 😊😊

 

[Cannabis]

Men will be men and wives will be wives😊

 

[Xaph87]

Akirudi tena tell him you like his wife better than you like him 🙊🙈 That'll put him off for sure!😁

and the Husband replies, "When you guys are ready for a third person, I'm available."

 

[Kasiano Muyenzi]

Umesema ukweli hakika....

Nashukuru Lizzy ameshanipa jibu mujarabu la kumpatia akirudi mwenyewe.... ☺️

For sure men you’ll remain men.

Ila hilo jibu la Lizzy hilo.... 😍

Nadhani lizzy hajui kuwa kuna wanaume wasiotishiwa nyau, so hilo jibu linaweza kuchochea mwanaume aongeze mbinu za kuonja tunda hadi kieleweke 😂

 

[Kasie]

Ila hilo jibu la Lizzy hilo.... 😍

Nadhani lizzy hajui kuwa kuna wanaume wasiotishiwa nyau, so hilo jibu linaweza kuchochea mwanaume aongeze mbinu za kuonja tunda hadi kieleweke 😂

Looh I can’t you men...

Naomba isiwe hivyo 😜.

 

[Kasie]

and the Husband replies, "When you guys are ready for a third person, I'm available."

Fcuk....!!!

Hell No...!

Sinaga miwivu ila 3rd intersection nehii...

 

[Kasie]

Men will be men and wives will be wives😊

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Aahahahahhass ngoma droo...😂

Ila wanaume mnajuaga kujitoa ufahamu khaa!!!

Mbele ya waifu....😁😁!🙌🏽🙌🏽!

 

[Kasie]

Kamata Mwizi

Hatariiiii 😜

 

[wasumu]

Mama mkwe vipi nakuja likizo hili

 

[Kasie]

Mama mkwe vipi nakuja likizo hili

Hapana.

 

[Mokaze]

Akirudi tena tell him you like his wife better than you like him 🙊🙈 That'll put him off for sure!😁

Alas, Woman loves her fellow woman more than she does to a man.------ Mhhh!!😲, there must something under carpet.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Alas, Woman loves her fellow woman more than she does to a man.------ Mhhh!!😲, there must something under carpet.

Umhhhh...owwkey 😏

 

[Mokaze]

Umhhhh...owwkey 😏

Lesb••• ??!! 😜

 

[Kasie]

Lesb••• ??!! 😜

Am not in her mind, but I think you misunderstood....!!

 

[Dr Lizzy]

Am not in her mind, but I think you misunderstood....!!

He completely missed the point 🙄🙄

 

[Mokaze]

He completely missed the point 🙄🙄

I missed one but you missed many points; Man and Woman are opposite sexes which must spontenously attract one onother, its just like in magnetism where N and S poles which are fraternal but opposite in polarity attract one another, reversely never can you find any attraction the same applies to electric charges and in animal kingdoms in which man belongs--- why then is it MORAL for a woman to attract another woman and IMMORAL for a man to attract another man??!, If a man attract another man that is a pure sign of Homophilic which, if not controlled, may lead to Homos•••lity attitudes, I suppose the same applies to Women too.

 

[Kasie]

He completely missed the point 🙄🙄

Exactly, the point of chasing the married man with those words.

Well that’s what fills his mind.

Can’t change him.

 

[The Monk]

Alas, Woman loves her fellow woman more than she does to a man.------ Mhhh!!😲, there must something under carpet.

Chief, you can't differentiate love and like?

Iko hivi, kama kuna mke wa mtu ananisumbua tuwe nae kwa mahusiano na sitaki hilo jambo, naweza kumwambia nampenda zaidi mme wake kuliko yeye. Hapo haimaanishi nampenda mme wake tuwe nae kwa mahusiano, la hasha. Namaanisha namtakia mema na sitaki kuharibu furaha na amani yake, sioni ni jambo zuri kumjeruhi kwa kukubali kuwa na mke wake, huo si ni upendo?

Sijajua kwanini unataka kuhusisha kila upendo na mapenzi.

 

[Dr Lizzy]

I missed one but you missed many points; Man and Woman are opposite sexes which must spontenously attract one onother, its just like in magnetism where N and S poles which are fraternal but opposite in polarity attract one another, reversely never can you find any attraction the same applies to electric charges and in animal kingdoms in which man belongs--- why then is it MORAL for a woman to attract another woman and IMMORAL for a man to attract another man??!, If a man attract anothe

Thanks for the lesson I guess 😏😏
I wish I had your common sense 🥴

 

[Whackiest]

Lugha ya kichwa cha uzi inanasibu...

Leo nilikuwa kwenye kijiwe changu cha kustaafia, Kasinde Juice Shop.

Akaja mdada mmoja nikawa nachukua ladha za matunda anayotaka nimsagie juice....

Kumbe alikuwa na mume wake, alikuwa amesimama kwa mbali nyuma. Kabla hajasogea mahala nilipo na mkewe akiwa kule nyuma alijaribu kuonesha lugha ya picha kama kunisemesha kwa codes huku mkewe akiwa amempa mgongo.

Nikampiga jicho paap nikarudi kukonsetreti na oda ya mteja wangu ambae ni mkewe. Nikainua tena jicho naona macho yake na mikono vinanisemesha....

Siku respond chochote, nikageuka kutengeneza juice na ilipokuwa tayari nikampa mkewe. Wakati nampa, ilikuwa take away akaja. Akanisalimia kwa bashasha na kuanza kujisemesha...

Huyu ni mke wangu, ndo waziri wa mambo ya ndani wangu, sifurukuti kwake. Akisema leo hutoki natii, akisema usalama mdogo tutoke hapa natii.....!

Nikatabasamu na kumwambia am happy for you, you have a cute and humble wife.

Kisha nikawatakia weekend njema na nikaendelea na wateja wengine.

Men....!

Hat and pen down.

Picha za uzi kesho. ☺️

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Kesho yw jana ndo leo...☺️.

Kasindeee nimekumisi hatar nimelejea kasinde mahaba matata