Mgombea

klorokwini

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Mgombea: nitajenga daraja hapa kijijini
Wananchi: Mheshimiwa! hakuna mto
Mgombea: Nitachimba

 

klorokwini

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Mgombea: mkinipa kura zenu nitahakikisha darisalam kunamwagika Snow.
Wananchi: Khaaa!
Mgombea: msishangae, hata London kabla Tony Blair kulikuwa hakuna snow.

 

klorokwini

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Mgombea: Nikikabidhiwa ofisi rasmi nitahakikisha kila nyumba inakuwa na washing machine.
Wanakijiji: Mheshimiwa huyo (washing machine) ndio nani ?
Mgombea: Basi nitaleta mwalimu wa kiingereza kabla washing machine
Wanakijiji: Mheshimiwa huo ni ubaguzi sasa.

 

Globu

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Teh teh teh mgombea matata sana huyu.

 

kichomiz

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Mgombea:Nita hakikisha shule zote zinakuwa na compyuta
Wanakijiji:Hata umeme hatujawahi kuwa nao tutazifanyia nini?
Mgombea:Msiwe na wasi wasi mtaanza kujifunza kwa nadharia kwanza
Wanakijiji:Mbona sisi hatumfahamu huyo nadharia?au umekuja nae kutoka mjini?

 

klorokwini

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Mgombea: Tutaagiza helikopta za kupelekea wagonjwa hospitali.
Wananchi: Mheshimiwa uchaguzi uliopita ulituahidi ambulances lakini hatujaziona mpaka leo.
Mgombea: Zipo njiani, zimekwama kwenye Traffic hapo msumbiji na hili tatizo la traffic ndio limetufanya tuje na mbinu ya Helikopta.
Wananchi: sasa tumekuelewa mheshimiwa.

 

klorokwini

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Mgombea: Ndugu wananchi hivi sasa ni vita, na mnajua tutakwenda vipi vitani?
Wananchi: Wewe mbele sisi nyumaaaaa!
Mgombea: mabasha wakubwa nyinyi! tutakwenda bega kwa bega.
Wananchi: khaaaa!

 

sweetlady

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tehe!tehe!tehe!
Huyu mgombea noma!
Haishiwi majibu?
Lazima atakuwa mgombea kwa ticket ya CCM.

 

klorokwini

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sweetlady said:

tehe!tehe!tehe!
Huyu mgombea noma!
Haishiwi majibu?
Lazima atakuwa mgombea kwa ticket ya CCM.

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heheeh halaf mgombea anatafta mchumba ujue! vipi upo availebo sweetlady?

 

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klorokwini said:

Mgombea: Ndugu wananchi hivi sasa ni vita, na mnajua tutakwenda vipi vitani?
Wananchi: Wewe mbele sisi nyumaaaaa!
Mgombea: mabasha wakubwa nyinyi! tutakwenda bega kwa bega.
Wananchi: khaaaa!

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hahhahahh mgombea mwoga