Misemo na majibu ya makondakta

[niachiemimi]

are you a new english teacher?

YES I ARE.

 

[Marata]

Huwa nacheka sana misemo na majibu ya makondakta:

- Shemeji twende ya kuwahi kaka kesha rudi.
- Konda kuna siti? "Siti zipo ila wenzio wamekalia"
- Mama mkwe kamata bomba
- Oyaaa, wakusoma tulieni sio skuli basi hii
- Hapo nyuma fungua nauli
- Konda una mia nikupe mia tano? "Sina we unayo"

*Tupia mengine...
*Dada cheupe fungua zipu ya pochi yako-checheche (angongagonga coins)

 

[The big gun]

Wahi ya sasahivi kagongwa nyuma kahama mbele kupitia tinde

 

[The Tomorrow People]

Hahaha

 

[Dragoon]

1. Dereve kanyaga twende
2. dereva kuna mchawi nyuma mpukuchulie

 

[mkasi butu]

KWELI WENYE MAGARI BINAFSI WANAKOSA UHONDO NA MAJIBU UA MAKONDA!
utasikia!
MABISHOO: dah! humu ndani joto!
konda; kapandeni friji!
mlokole; dereva toa taarab weka nyimbo za yesu!
konda; yesu bado hajatoa albamu!
sista duu; konda kuna siti humo?
konda; kwani wenzio wamekalia madumu! 🙂

 

[Vankiwelu255]

abiria: dereva gari imejaaa
konda: ijae kwani ndoo ya maji

 

[Bwana misitu]

ha ha ha haa ha

 

[bumilo]

Ukimkuta dereva anapiga reverse huku konda anamuelekeza..

Utasikia..
LETE NYUMA HUKU UNAKATA

Ukimkuta dereva anapiga reverse huku teja anamuelekeza..

Utasikia..
NJOO, NJOO, MPAKA USIKIE PUUUH...

Konda: Naomba nauli yangu
Abiria: Ikisimama nitakupa, au nilivyokaa hivi nitakupaje?!!! Hahahahaha!!!!

 

[Dundo_Boy]

ha ha haaaaa!, naomba niendelee kucheka kwanza. Maana nimemisi kauli za makondakta, kitambo sana sijapanda, hii mikoa mingine tunayokuja yaani shida tupu; hakuna daladala aisee!. leteni kauli niendelee kucheka

 

[Zamaulid]

Konda:nauli hapo dada
Abiria:utapewa nyuma

 

[dhk1]

Shemeji, panua mguu mzee aweke fimbo yake

Nimecheka kwa nguvu.... [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[BlessedHope]

Nimecheka sana kuna vituo utasikia banana,magereza,tazara,buguruni ......kariakoo....akifika makaburini utasikia kondakta kwa nguvu ....MWISHO WA MARINGO...SHUSHA