Misemo ya Mpoki jamani!

[Pota]

hata wazungu wana vivuli vyeusi

 

[somba kankara]

mpoki balaaaa!!!!!

 

[Asterisk]

Mbavu zangu...

 

[HIMARS]

kwa huyu jamaa sina neno

 

[matumbo]

Baharini hatuogi na kopo.

 

[Kilahunja]

Amezaliwa ocean road cz mamayake mvivu angesogea kidogo 2, angezaliwa ikulu..

 

[sister]

hahahah...............tumbo linauma
kuna moja alisema ile tabia ya watu wa kigamboni wakishuka kutoka kwenye pantoni kukimbia baadaye watakuja kuwa wanariadha mahiri.................hafu hii ni kweli najiuliza sana kwanini uwa wanakimbia?

 

[princess enny]

hahahah...............tumbo linauma
kuna moja alisema ile tabia ya watu wa kigamboni wakishuka kutoka kwenye pantoni kukimbia baadaye watakuja kuwa wanariadha mahiri.................hafu hii ni kweli najiuliza sana kwanini uwa wanakimbia?

wanawah usafir sister c unajua usafr wa mabom center(mbagala na gomz)

 

[sister]

wanawah usafir sister c unajua usafr wa mabom center(mbagala na gomz)

mimi nahisi wameshazoea mana hata mchana wanakimbia wakati mchana usafiri siyo tabu...........ni mazoea tu.

 

[princess enny]

mimi nahisi wameshazoea mana hata mchana wanakimbia wakati mchana usafiri siyo tabu...........ni mazoea tu.

c unajua tenah mazoea yana tabu bt ushamba pia unawasumbua kwan wote wanaokmbiaga unawaonaje??!!

 

[sister]

c unajua tenah mazoea yana tabu bt ushamba pia unawasumbua kwan wote wanaokmbiaga unawaonaje??!!

hahahahaha - sitaki ngumi mimi sasa hivi.

 

[The_Emperor]

Wanawake wa Sinza mnaringa nini,wakati maji yanatoka mara moja kwa wiki!

 

[Duduwasha]

Chura anapenda Maji lakini si ya Moto...

 

[CORAL]

"Ukitaka kujua umuhimu wa makalio, kalia kichwa!", by Mpoki.

 

[Kibwebwe]

choo cha treni hakina chemba

 

[Kibwebwe]

unashangaa misonyo kwa mama wa kambo.

yatima hadeki.

 

[super thinker]

mpoki ndo the best pale ze comedi asee

 

[Mkereketwa_Huyu]

Mtanisamehe, ila I find this guy's humour very lame. Yaani badala ya kucheka huwa I feel sorry for his analogy. Pathetic!

 

[Kurzweil]

Mtanisamehe, ila I find this guy's humour very lame. Yaani badala ya kucheka huwa I feel sorry for his analogy. Pathetic!

Umeambiwa mpoki mkuu

 

[KALYOVATIPI]

Mi joti bhana anaposema ntakukamua,ntakulamba,ntakupanda