Mixed jokes

Tony Laurent · 2013-03-20T08:23:48+00:00

Ladies and gents thought I should share this humor with you. Q: Why do women live longer than men? A: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does! Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination? 'Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I never told them anything!!' 'Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?' His father replied: 'Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, because I still have mine.'

Thread starter Tony Laurent
Start date Mar 20, 2013

Tony Laurent

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