Mkalimani huyu anaongea Kiswahili kizuri zaidi ya Uhuru na Wakenya wote..

[kennedy0000]

Kwanza nyie Mna lugha gani ya Taifa ya kwenu kabisa wakati mnazungumza lugha za watu halafu zote mnabolonga haahahah wakenya ni shida tupu

Maana kuu ya lugha ni kuelewana.
Kile Kiswahili mnasema tumeharibu, bora sisi tunaelewana.
Lugha zetu za taifa ni English na Kiswahili. As long as we understand the message passed along, we're good.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Unamaanisha wazee walikaa chini wakaamua Tanzanian Swahili ndio pekee itambuliwe?
Washindwe hao wazee.

Sisi kizazi kipya we decide our destiny.
Even England thought they are the custodians of the English language, until the rest of the world started adopting American English words, phrases, terms, slang etc.

Mnaongea lahaja ila likija suala la lugha rasmi Maofisini hamna jinsi inabidi muandike na kuongea kwa kufuata utaratibu uliowekwa na Baraza la Kiswahili la Afrika Mashariki. Ndo maana magazeti au Ripoti za Tafiti ama Vitabu vya dini haviandiki sheng.

Kama unataka kubisha endelea kubisha, ila hamna mchapaji anaweza akaduruza kazi ya mwandishi/mtunzi kwa Kiswahili chenu kibovu cha mtaani. Ulipofanya mtihani wa darasa la nane ama la kumi na mbili uliandikwa kwa upuuzi wako wa hiyo lugha yako ya mtaani ya sheng?

 

[Geza Ulole]

Maana kuu ya lugha ni kuelewana.
Kile Kiswahili mnasema tumeharibu, bora sisi tunaelewana.
Lugha zetu za taifa ni English na Kiswahili. As long as we understand the message passed along, we're good.

Swahili is artificially Kenya's National language. U can't deny that..

 

[kwelko]

so what... who cares? what will speaking good Swahili get you? Kenyans are more of English speakers, vernacular and sheng'...Swahili from the coast....

thank you 100% per cent!! heheheeh Kiswahili my ass. I speak fluent sheng' and English. Those two languages affect my life directly on a more personal level than Kiswahili cha TZ.

 

[kwelko]

East African Swahili Council approved Tanzanian Swahili as standard n since the most advanced there is no chance to avoid the Tanzanian Swahili!

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wait, what??? ati there's no chance to avoid what?? heheheheh you are high on some next level sh#t man. from a personal point of view, in all my 30+ years here on earth i have never been called upon to speak Tanzanian swahili as though some major event in my life depended on it. Amusingly, I have never even needed to avoid it, because it's not even in my immediate environment to start with. Yes it's that irrelevant. It's like demanding an American to speak British English when all within his immediate locality basically understand and speak his American English.

 

[Geza Ulole]

wait, what??? ati there's no chance to avoid what?? heheheheh you are high on some next level sh#t man. from a personal point of view, in all my 30+ years here on earth i have never been called upon to speak Tanzanian swahili as though some major event in my life depended on it. Amusingly, I have never even needed to avoid it, because it's not even in my immediate environment to start with. Yes it's that irrelevant. It's like demanding an American to speak British English when all within his immediate locality basically understand and speak his American English.

To not waste time may be u should find the derivative of that Swahili u had to pass at std 8 or that media use on your swahili stations including programs like jicho pevu. That's a standardized swahili of which with the exception of guys from Mombasa, very few of you can speak.. uache upumbavu! A reason u live Diamond as that sheng thing ur musicians sing can't sell. Sautsol n the likes of Gilad n Bahati n Paul have learnt that a reason they doing good.

 

[kennedy0000]

Mnaongea lahaja ila likija suala la lugha rasmi Maofisini hamna jinsi inabidi muandike na kuongea kwa kufuata utaratibu uliowekwa na Baraza la Kiswahili la Afrika Mashariki. Ndo maana magazeti au Ripoti za Tafiti ama Vitabu vya dini haviandiki sheng.

Kama unataka kubisha endelea kubisha, ila hamna mchapaji anaweza akaduruza kazi ya mwandishi/mtunzi kwa Kiswahili chenu kibovu cha mtaani. Ulipofanya mtihani wa darasa la nane ama la kumi na mbili uliandikwa kwa upuuzi wako wa hiyo lugha yako ya mtaani ya sheng?

Sheng ni slang. The same way kuna slang huko US but haitumiki kwa maandishi rasmi.
But once in a while sheng words are picked up and integrated into the main language.

 

[kwelko]

this is by far the most redundant topic in this forum. It's like dissing a Snow Leopard against the African Leopard based on the amount of fur on it's body. Show me a shop in Kenya taking Tanzanian Kiswahili as a mode of exchange in place of money then you bet everyone will start speaking Tanzanian. For now, we proudly own and speak our Sheng and our English. Hizo zingine ni kelele.

 

[Geza Ulole]

Sheng ni slang. The same way kuna slang huko US but haitumiki kwa maandishi rasmi.
But once in a while sheng words are picked up and integrated into the main language.

But always have to be approved by the East African Swahili Council n not some idiots in Kibera!

Latest official swahili words from the council

1. Kundi sogozi = chatting group
2. Sikanu = smartphone
3. Kitumi=device
4. Maunzi laini=software
5. Kiungo=link
6. Kusanidi=install
7. Mtaliga=virus
8. Neno msingi=keyword
9. Puku=mouse
10.Baobonye=keyboard
11. Kiwamba gusa=touch screen
12. Makavazi=archives
13. Simu tamba=mobile phone
14. Mkondoni=online
15. Pakua=download

 

[kwelko]

To not waste time may be u should find the derivative of that Swahili u had to pass at std 8 or that media use on your swahili stations including programs like jicho pevu. That's a standardized swahili of which with the exception of guys from Mombasa, very few of you can speak.. uache upumbavu! A reason u live Diamond as that sheng thing ur musicians sing can't sell. Sautsol n the likes of Gilad n Bahati n Paul have learnt that a reason they doing good.

hehehehehe again, the day i will be required to speak your language or I die, that's the day it will be relevant. You make no sense at all. Look at CNN, they speak good English for an American audience that speaks American English (Black American slang notwithstanding) but does it affect anyone. Point is this, find better things to do with your life and stop this pettiness. I will never speak your language. I love my Sheng'. I am thoroughly proud of it. GTFO!!!

 

[Geza Ulole]

hehehehehe again, the day i will be required to speak your language or I die, that's the day it will be relevant. You make no sense at all. Look at CNN, they speak good English for an American audience that speaks American English (Black American slang notwithstanding) but does it affect anyone. Point is this, find better things to do with your life and stop this pettiness. I will never speak your language. I love my Sheng'. I am thoroughly proud of it. GTFO!!!

So u mean American English speaker can not understand British English speaker? Why r u people even daring to compare American English to sheng? R u out of ur mind? Then write ur magazines in sheng n see how they will sell..to me most of u r sheng speakers claiming to speak Swahili.

Swahili as a language has class n respect that unfortunately u can't comprehend with. A reason u have never mastered the language just like most of u in here. Mind u, Zuma, Museveni, Ethiopian PM and Kagame signed agreements to hire Tanzanian n not Kenyan Swahili teachers to teach at their schools back home. Until u understand why u keep arguing in here.

 

[kadoda11]

So u mean American English speaker can not understand British English speaker? Why r u people even daring to compare American English to sheng? R u out of ur mind? Then write ur magazines in sheng n see how they will sell..to me most of u r sheng speakers claiming to speak Swahili.

Swahili as a language has class n respect that unfortunately u can't comprehend with. A reason u have never mastered the language just like most of u in here. Mind u, Zuma, Museveni, Ethiopian PM and Kagame signed agreements to hire Tanzanian n not Kenyan Swahili teachers to teach at their schools back home. Until u understand why u keep arguing in here.

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[Mwanzi1]

hehehehehe again, the day i will be required to speak your language or I die, that's the day it will be relevant. You make no sense at all. Look at CNN, they speak good English for an American audience that speaks American English (Black American slang notwithstanding) but does it affect anyone. Point is this, find better things to do with your life and stop this pettiness. I will never speak your language. I love my Sheng'. I am thoroughly proud of it. GTFO!!!

But it depends which CNN your talking about if is local US CNN yes, but CNN international they have English anchor from all corners of the world and each speaks with there natural accents.

As for you, you'll rather die than speaking kiswahili, I'm not sure you'll hold your stance with a gun pointed on your head or your child's head and someone is shouting at you in kiswahili. I think you'll speak each and every kiswahili word fluently.

 

[kwelko]

So u mean American English speaker can not understand British English speaker? Why r u people even daring to compare American English to sheng? R u out of ur mind? Then write ur magazines in sheng n see how they will sell..to me most of u r sheng speakers claiming to speak Swahili.

Swahili as a language has class n respect that unfortunately u can't comprehend with. A reason u have never mastered the language just like most of u in here. Mind u, Zuma, Museveni, Ethiopian PM and Kagame signed agreements to hire Tanzanian n not Kenyan Swahili teachers to teach at their schools back home. Until u understand why u keep arguing in here.

aaaah get the hell out man!!! what are you even saying!!! Speak your swahili. We'll speak our sheng'. If you have a problem with go hang on Kilimanjaro! What form of Fuckery is this!???

 

[kwelko]

But it depends which CNN your talking about if is local US CNN yes, but CNN international they have English anchor from all corners of the world and each speaks with there natural ascents.

As for you, you'll rather die than speaking kiswahili, I'm not sure you'll hold your stance with a gun pointed on your head or your child's head and someone is shouting at you in kiswahili. I think you'll speak each and every kiswahili word fluently.[/QUOTE

heheheh so accent equals the language. so if i spoke swahili mufti with my kenyan accent, my swahili would not be correct?? you have no clue what you are saying. Mwanzo, get this in your head we have our own language, Sheng. We love it. If it kills you that much. See a shrink.

 

[kwelko]

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hehehe what are all these for??

 

[TIASSA]

Kweli

 

[kadoda11]

hehehe what are all these for??

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[Mwanzi1]

Your talking this and I'm taking that, you said CNN anchor used official America English rather than black America slang. And I told you CNN international they've very seed of this world from Australians to Argentina to Hong Kong to UK to US itself. They all use there our accent so what does that have to do with you speaking kiswahili with Kenyan accent.

As for you being prepared to die instead of speaking kiswahili, I think you haven't come across the situation where kiswahili is the only tool you've to take you out of harms way. If the time comes and your in that situation, you'll sing like canary in kiswahili

 

[Geza Ulole]

Your talking this and I'm taking that, you said CNN anchor used official America English rather than black America slang. And I told you CNN international they've very seed of this world from Australians to Argentina to Hong Kong to UK to US itself. They all use there our accent so what does that have to do with you speaking kiswahili with Kenyan accent.

As for you being prepared to die instead of speaking kiswahili, I think you haven't come across the situation where kiswahili is the only tool you've to take you out of harms way. If the time comes and your in that situation, you'll sing like canary in kiswahili

We r not talking of accent we talk of swahili n sheng. What u speak in the street of Nairobi is not Swahili a reason sheng word was given to that form of communication. You can' the compare sheng to CNN America English. Ur tribal dialect sheng is no way near to swahili either.