Mkude gangwe!

Jaguar · Apr 29, 2011

Waluguru kwa sifa za kijinga siwawezi!Hebu cheki sentensi hizi. (i)Mkude gangwe kweli,kafukuzwa na simba toka porini kaja kamatiwa mlangoni! (ii)Mkude gangwe sana,kaenda mjini,kaibiwa viatu,karudi na ndala. (iii)Mkude alipokwenda kwa mjombake dar,aliiona fan(feni) na taa ya bulb kwa mara ya kwanza.Aliporudi kijijini matombo akasimulia kama ifuatavyo,"mjomba Mloka kaendelea sana,ana kipepea upepo,kinageuka kwa mjomba,kinageukia kwangu halafu kinamalizia kwa shangazi halafu vibuyu(bulb) vya mjomba ukigusa ukuta tu vinawaka.

Bobo Ashanti · Apr 29, 2011

Jaguarpaw said:
Waluguru kwa sifa za kijinga siwawezi!Hebu cheki sentensi hizi. (i)Mkude gangwe kweli,kafukuzwa na simba toka porini kaja kamatiwa mlangoni! (ii)Mkude gangwe sana,kaenda mjini,kaibiwa viatu,karudi na ndala. (iii)Mkude alipokwenda kwa mjombake dar,aliiona fan(feni) na taa ya bulb kwa mara ya kwanza.Aliporudi kijijini matombo akasimulia kama ifuatavyo,"mjomba Mloka kaendelea sana,ana kipepea upepo,kinageuka kwa mjomba,kinageukia kwangu halafu kinamalizia kwa shangazi halafu vibuyu(bulb) vya mjomba ukigusa ukuta tu vinawaka.

alipomtembelea tena mjomba wake kwa mara ya pili siku moja wakati anavuka barabara pale Manzese aligongwa na gari akafa.Gari ile ilikuwa ni ya balozi anaewakilisha nchi yake hapa bongo.Basi mambo yalienda hivi kule kwao Mvuha,''mwe Mkude kafa kifo kizuri,kagongwa na gari ya balozi"

Jaguar · Apr 29, 2011

Bobo Ashanti said:
alipomtembelea tena mjomba wake kwa mara ya pili siku moja wakati anavuka barabara pale Manzese aligongwa na gari akafa.Gari ile ilikuwa ni ya balozi anaewakilisha nchi yake hapa bongo.Basi mambo yalienda hivi kule kwao Mvuha,''mwe Mkude kafa kifo kizuri,kagongwa na gari ya balozi"

Hii kali,alipoenda mara ya tatu je?

Mshume Kiyate · Apr 29, 2011

Mkunde gangwe

Avatar Myg · Apr 29, 2011

Mkude gangwe kweli, aliporwa mke na diwani wetu!..

Masuke · Apr 29, 2011

Avatar said:
Mkude gangwe kweli, aliporwa mke na diwani wetu!..

mkude pia alipovuna mihogo kaenda kuuza yote sokoni, baadaye akaenda kununua tena huko huko sokoni, alivyoila akawa anashangaa mihogo hii mizuri yanukia kisokosoko.

Jaguar · Apr 29, 2011

Mkude naye!eti,"bora nimpe kura yangu mwarabu akalie mbali kuliko kumpa kura mloka ale matunda ya ubunge namwona hapa hapa matombo!".

Maarifa · Apr 29, 2011

Mkude Gangwe bwana aligoma kuhama kutoka nyumba ya kupanga mpaka alipopigwa vibao na mwenye nyumba mkude wacha bwana wacha

Jaguar · Apr 29, 2011

Mkude amsifia mkewe mama koba,"mama koba gangwe,nampa sh.500 ya matumizi,nikirudi nyumbani,nakuta pilau kuku na madikodiko kibao!"

Avatar Myg · Apr 30, 2011

Mkude gangwe kweli, ameandika ayafanyayo Jamiiforums bila uoga wowote!...

Viper · Apr 30, 2011

Jaguarpaw said:
Waluguru kwa sifa za kijinga siwawezi!Hebu cheki sentensi hizi. (i)Mkude gangwe kweli,kafukuzwa na simba toka porini kaja kamatiwa mlangoni! (ii)Mkude gangwe sana,kaenda mjini,kaibiwa viatu,karudi na ndala. (iii)Mkude alipokwenda kwa mjombake dar,aliiona fan(feni) na taa ya bulb kwa mara ya kwanza.Aliporudi kijijini matombo akasimulia kama ifuatavyo,"mjomba Mloka kaendelea sana,ana kipepea upepo,kinageuka kwa mjomba,kinageukia kwangu halafu kinamalizia kwa shangazi halafu vibuyu(bulb) vya mjomba ukigusa ukuta tu vinawaka.

tehtehetehe... kweli mkude gangwe...

Determinantor · Apr 30, 2011

Hivi kumbe hata hawa nao wana vituko hivyo? MMMHH angekuja kipindi cha mgao wa umeme asingeiona feni wala vibuyu, sijui angesemaje

KILOTI · Apr 30, 2011

Balaa sana kumbe huyo MKUDE GANGWE.

LoyalTzCitizen · Apr 30, 2011

Mkude Gangwe yeye hapandi basi lingine lolote, wala kuangalia tv/radio ingine yoyote ila ile ya mwarabu!

Sikonge · Apr 30, 2011

Mkude Gangwe kwelikweli, kamdindia Katibu Kata kulima shamba la kijiji......

Mkude Gangwe kweli, kapanda Mabasi mawili (IKARUS) kalipa shilingi......

Mkude Gangwe kweli, kapanda basi kutoka Morogoro badala ya kushukia Ubunge, kashukia Kariakoo, kamkomoa Dereva.

chapaa · Apr 30, 2011

Mkude gangwe kweli, kakataliwa na demu kaenda kunshitaki kwa nkewe!

Jaguar · Apr 30, 2011

Mkude gangwe kinoma,kakodi pikipiki kufukuzia chenji ya sh.50 kwa konda wa hiace(kipanya)

DEVINE · Apr 30, 2011

Acha ukabila mr

sugi · May 1, 2011

DEVINE said:
Acha ukabila mr

mkude gangwe,kakataza ukabila JF

mojoki · May 1, 2011

hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa eti kakataza ukabila JF kwel mkude Gangwe

Mkude gangwe!

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