Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

[jje's]

Unazidi kunikata maini kabisa jje's

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how tena jaman. that is the fact and the way he is so jealous i can't figure out what next.

 

[Mustaphagentleman]

Mbona tunaumbuana wangu, ya whatsup tuyaache kule.

Haha Baby njoo PM[emoji2] [emoji2]

 

[Mtanzanika]

Unanisifia au unanipondea????
Najua hapo unajibaraguza tu unanionea wivu kisa naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Huna adabu weye

 

[STUNTER]

I will tell him how swirr you are and just let him know I won't cheat on you.

hmm

 

[jje's]

hmm

nini huamin bbyto.

 

[cocochanel]

Outta millions of sperm cells, probably a billion, and this is the best product that came out. Ain't that something..?!

Umenichekesha sana.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Na yeye atakuja na rafiki yake hiyo jumamosi

Usi assume hivo mkuu utanikata stimu...
I BELIEVE dogo atakuja peke yake, tena atakua kwenye safe days.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Umenichekesha sana.

Kilicho kuchekesha nini hasa!!!! Mie kutukanwa???

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[Padri Mcharo]

hmm

Jamaa nakutamania jinsi demu wako anavo kupamba kubabake walay!!!

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[Kanali G]

Hivi sekondari hawajafubgua wiki hii eeeh?

Wameshafungua hawa wa Shule za Upili tangu jtatu,sijui kwa nn mada hizi bado zinakuja.

 

[Nali]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

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Umetisha....una umri gani vile?

 

[Nathd]

Tulia wewe.. Acha kuleta habari za KIJINGA wewe.
Ananitafuta na anajua nilikua namla dada yake, anataka nini kwangu zaidi ya kupigwa mashine.

Dada yake sina tena affairs nae, halafu yeye anajileta, wacha nikamtafune tu. Hakuna namna.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Unajua nini! You're not intelligent. Akili yako haina fikra pana. Huenda mtoto haTa unakowaza hayupo, akili yako unafikiri in a negative way. Kwani ulipoachana na dadake ndo ulijitangaza kuwa ni adui hutaki mawasiliano!!!

Anyway ntaomba niwe wa kwanza kupata marejesho kama akili yako ilikuwa sawa

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Umetisha....una umri gani vile?

Mwezi ujao natimiza 27.

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[Padri Mcharo]

Unajua nini! You're not intelligent. Akili yako haina fikra pana. Huenda mtoto haTa unakowaza hayupo, akili yako unafikiri in a negative way. Kwani ulipoachana na dadake ndo ulijitangaza kuwa ni adui hutaki mawasiliano!!!

Anyway ntaomba niwe wa kwanza kupata marejesho kama akili yako ilikuwa sawa

Kwahiyo wewe Unategemea mtoto aje nikae niongee nae tukenue meno basi tuagane!!!

Hakunaga urafik kati ya mwanaume na mwanamke zaidi ya mapenzi mkuu...

We sema tu unanitamania jinsi navoenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

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[Padri Mcharo]

Wameshafungua hawa wa Shule za Upili tangu jtatu,sijui kwa nn mada hizi bado zinakuja.

Endeleeni kujiuliza hivo hivo, mwenzenu jmosi naenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!
Hakuna namna.

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[Nali]

Kwahiyo wewe Unategemea mtoto aje nikae niongee nae tukenue meno basi tuagane!!!

Hakunaga urafik kati ya mwanaume na mwanamke zaidi ya mapenzi mkuu...

We sema tu unanitamania jinsi navoenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Mzeiyaaaaa, Kula MBUNYE mwanakwetu[emoji23].....lakini uni cc feedback plz

 

[Babynice]

Hujarudi shule bado mbona zimeshafunguliwa

 

[STUNTER]

Jamaa nakutamania jinsi demu wako anavo kupamba kubabake walay!!!

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ukiona ivyo ujue kuna vitu flani nampagawisha

 

[The Messenger]

Teen ager wamekua wengi sana humu.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Teen ager wamekua wengi sana humu.

Acha wivu wa kipumbavu wewe.... Utadhani nimesema nambanjua dada yako

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