Mrejesho: ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu!!

[The Messenger]

Acha wivu wa kipumbavu wewe.... Utadhani nimesema nambanjua dada yako

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Hahahahaa! Acha kupanic na imagination life yako ya mitandaoni.
Grow up BOY, get out find money, "Utaishia kuishi ndoto zako ukienda kulala"

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Hahahahaa! Acha kupanic na imagination life yako ya mitandaoni.
Grow up BOY, get out find money, "Utaishia kuishi ndoto zako ukienda kulala"

How often should I grow up??
Pesa natafuta, na watoto wa kike (wadogo zenu) nawabanjua kama kawa. kazi na dawa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[masanjuo]

Part 3 naomba tafadhali ikiingia sokoni isinipitee

 

[The Messenger]

How often should I grow up??
Pesa natafuta, na watoto wa kike (wadogo zenu) nawabanjua kama kawa. kazi na dawa.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Okay! U grow Physical other grow Mentaly.
What goes around, ...... I think am wasting my time here with u KID. Tchaao!

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Okay! U grow Physical other grow Mentaly.
What goes around, ...... I think am wasting my time here with u KID. Tchaao!

Nenda kafie mbele huko. Unaonea wivu dada zako kupigwa mashine heheheeee makubwa!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Part 3 naomba tafadhali ikiingia sokoni isinipitee

Subiri mrejesho wa Jmosi jioni mkuu.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Entim]

Niaje Wazeiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

EBANA SAWA:
Mnakumbuka majuzi hapa nilikuja kulalamika humu kuwa yule ex-gf wangu (nilieanza kumgonga tangu yuko form two nikaja kumtema alipofeli form four) jinsi alivonitia hasara baada ya kunitafuta na kusema anataka tuonane, sasa mimi nikajiandaa tayari kwa kupasha kiporo... Unfortunately dogo akaja na ndugu yake (bla bla bla nyingi unaweza ku review hapa chini)

ex-gf wangu kanitia hasara tuu.

SASA MAZEE:
Wakat nikianza kusahau machungu ya zile pesa zangu za:
1. kule PATAYA (25,000 yangu kubabake inaniuma)
2. mikuku, misoda na michipsi walioshika shika na kuacha pale UDBS
3. nauli nilizowalipia kuja na kurudi
4. pamoja na muda niliopoteza for nothing (maana nilitoroka kwa ofisi that day).

KAMA ZALI BANA:
Jana yule mdogo wake aliekuja nae that day (dogo yuko form six shule moja matawi bagamoyo) kanipigia cm. NGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Chief: Hello!!
Dogo: Hello mimi Noor (sio jina lake halisi)
Chief: Ahaaa.. habari za toka siku ile, uko wapi??
Dogo: niko home tangi bovu. Nilikua nakuaga kesho naenda shule!!
Chief: Daaah.. kwahiyo ndio sikuoni tena nikuage. kwani E (yule ex-gf wangu) yuko wapi??
Dogo: Amesharudi moro week sasa. Njoo tangi bovu tuagane..
Chief: Daah (napenda kusema Daaah) niko job siwezi kutoka. Nikwambie kitu??
Dogo: I am listening (dogo anajifanya ngeli imemkoleeeeea)
Chief: kwani ni lazima uondoke kesho?? Kwanza utaendaje Public holiday, wapige kiswahili home uondoke Jpili.
Dogo: Sawa, nitajaribu kumdanganya mama. Lakin akikubali inabidi tuonane Saturday.

Tukaongea mengi kishenz, main point ni kuwa dogo kajileta mwenyewe, mie wala cjamtafuta. Cjui alidata na swaga zangu that day. Na uzuri ex-gf wangu asharudi moro (what a golden chance).

YAANI MAZEE:
Sasa zile hasira zangu za cku ile, kubabake nitazimalizia Jmosi (endapo dogo hatazingua).
Yaani kubabake nitahakikisha namkamua dogo mpaka aombe poo. Ku avoid kurudia makosa, nitahakikisha dogo huyu hapa kafika (peke yake) ndio naenda kutafuta chimbo (sasa hivi pande za kulee Moveck Hotel, sitaki tena PATAYA).

Hureeeeeeee... Ngoja kwanza niende tizi mida hii, nijiweke fiti yasije yakanitokea kama yalivonitokea kwa demu wangu pale Landmark hotel (ile kuingiza tuu, waarabu haoo!!)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Nitakupiga pump wewe.....!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Clueless14]

Pumba dot com

 

[gabrielipaulo]

nyongola baba

 

[WirelessBrain]

UDBS kwa Mamalishe au

 

[Nathd]

Kwahiyo wewe Unategemea mtoto aje nikae niongee nae tukenue meno basi tuagane!!!

Hakunaga urafik kati ya mwanaume na mwanamke zaidi ya mapenzi mkuu...

We sema tu unanitamania jinsi navoenda kubanjua MBUNYE mpyaaa!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Karibia unichekeshe ila ikashindikana kucheka. Kwamba nakuonea WIVU!! Mi sio mwanaume mwenzio, mi mwanamke, mwanamke kumwonea wivu mwanaume asie wake wapi na wapi!!!

 

[angelita]

Ngoja nisubiri mrejesho wa pili ndo ntatoa neno.

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Karibia unichekeshe ila ikashindikana kucheka. Kwamba nakuonea WIVU!! Mi sio mwanaume mwenzio, mi mwanamke, mwanamke kumwonea wivu mwanaume asie wake wapi na wapi!!!

Kumbe napoteza time yangu kujibizana na lijanamke.
Potea hapa, nenda kafie mbele huko. Ptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (mate ya usoni hayo!!)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

UDBS kwa Mamalishe au

We mshamba kaa pembeni. UDSM Business School.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Padri Mcharo]

Pumba dot com

Utakalia kusema pumba mpaka yesu anarudi.
Mwenzio taratiiibu naendelea kufaidi MBUNYE mpyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

 

[Nathd]

Kumbe napoteza time yangu kujibizana na lijanamke.
Potea hapa, nenda kafie mbele huko. Ptuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu (mate ya usoni hayo!!)

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Mxiiiuuuuuuuuuuu. Lijanamke!!! Ndo lilikuzaa pia ipo nyumbani kwenu...

 

[WirelessBrain]

We mshamba kaa pembeni. UDSM Business School.

[HASHTAG]#Chief[/HASHTAG]

Hivi wale mamalishe bado wapo pale?

 

[ni ngumu]

Hongera mkuu,usisahau mrejesho tena.

Umempa hongera mfuksa mwenzako [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

 

[jambiloj2]

Umempa hongera mfuksa mwenzako [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

Acha akale tu mkuu,hela zake zinamuuma sana[emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]