Mume wa mtu ananitaka

[Unique Flower]

Nimetoka tu nje ya geti kununua mafuta ya kupika chakula, nikasikia gari ikipiga honi, kuangalia ni mubaba muzuri ananiulizia wapi kwa fulani, gari kali nyie, ananukia.

Eti dada samahani, eti kwa fulani ni wapi? Nikamjibu sijui labda matoyo tuwaulize, anakataa. Nikamwambia haya siku njema, akadai naomba uje, naomba unipe namba yako tafadhali, nikikwama nikutafute.

Nikampa ili asinione mbaya, basi nikaondoka ili kwenda tu hivi kadakika kamoja akadai wewe mama hiyo ndio namba yangu mpenzi, nikasema tena hii kali.

Nikamuuliza tokea lini sisi wapenzi, akadai tokea unipe namba, mmh! Nikasema nimeposwa sitaki shari, akasema hata mimi nimeoa, basi nikamwambia subiri niolewe tuwe pair, akagoma. Akasema chasiri kizuri, nikagoma bwana, nampenda chotara sana.

Ni handsome na hajaoa nataka kutulia na huyu wa JF, kanahela hakakazungu, kanapenda na mpenda humu JF, yupo na ni kweli.

Mtoa mada mmoja amedai tunatoa mada za kipuuzi siku hizi, hata chooni tu nikienda nasema sitawaliwi kuishi, hii nchi sio ya Marekani, ni yetu.

 

[blogger]

Hivi inawezekanaje mtu anaandika kiswahili alafu haeleweki kabisaa...

How!!??

 

[Amehlo]

Tulia na wa Jf mwaya usije kosa ndoa

 

[Naby Keita]

Nimetoka tu nje ya geiti kununua mafuta ya kupika chakula, nikasikia gari ikipiga honi kuangalia ni mubaba muzuri ananiulizia wapi Kwa fulani , gari Kali nyie ananukia .

Eti dada samahani eti Kwa Fulani ni wapi? Nikamjibu sijui labda matoyo tuwaulize anakataa nikamwambia haya siku njema akadai naomba uje naomba unipe namba yako tafadhali nikikwama nikutafute .

Nikampa ili asinione mubaya basi nikaondoka ili kwenda tu hivi kadakika kamojaa akadai wewe mama ndio namba yangu mpenzi nikasema tena hii Kali .

Nikamuuliza tokea lini sisi wapenzi akadai tokea unipe namba mmh nikasema nimeposwa sitaki shari akasema hata Mimi nimeoa basi nikamwambia subiri niolewe . Tuwe pair akagoma akasema chasiri kizuri nikagoma bwana nampenda chotara sana .

Ni handsome na hajaoa nataka kutulia na huyu wa jf kanahela hakakazungu, kanapenda na mpenda humu jf yupo nanikweli .

Mtoa mada mmoja amedai tunatoa mada za kipuuzi sikuhizi hata chooni tu nikienda nasema sitawaliwi kuishi hii nchi sio yamarekani ni yetu

Mpe hilo li flower ali prune

 

[Moisemusajiografii]

Nimetoka tu nje ya geiti kununua mafuta ya kupika chakula, nikasikia gari ikipiga honi kuangalia ni mubaba muzuri ananiulizia wapi Kwa fulani , gari Kali nyie ananukia .

Eti dada samahani eti Kwa Fulani ni wapi? Nikamjibu sijui labda matoyo tuwaulize anakataa nikamwambia haya siku njema akadai naomba uje naomba unipe namba yako tafadhali nikikwama nikutafute .

Nikampa ili asinione mubaya basi nikaondoka ili kwenda tu hivi kadakika kamojaa akadai wewe mama ndio namba yangu mpenzi nikasema tena hii Kali .

Nikamuuliza tokea lini sisi wapenzi akadai tokea unipe namba mmh nikasema nimeposwa sitaki shari akasema hata Mimi nimeoa basi nikamwambia subiri niolewe . Tuwe pair akagoma akasema chasiri kizuri nikagoma bwana nampenda chotara sana .

Ni handsome na hajaoa nataka kutulia na huyu wa jf kanahela hakakazungu, kanapenda na mpenda humu jf yupo nanikweli .

Mtoa mada mmoja amedai tunatoa mada za kipuuzi sikuhizi hata chooni tu nikienda nasema sitawaliwi kuishi hii nchi sio yamarekani ni yetu

Wewe ni muha au unaishi Kivu ya kaskazini?Kiswahili gani sasa hicho ulichokiandika?

 

[Watu8]

Hivi inawezekanaje mtu anaandika kiswahili alafu haeleweki kabisaa...

How!!??

Keyboard yake ni ya Kisomali mixer Kirundi...

 

[THE FIRST BORN]

Mpe hujaitengeneza wewe umepewa na Mungu hio

 

[Chakorii]

Keyboard yake ni ya Kisomali mixer Kirundi...

Nimecheka

 

[Nkundwe Sr]

Mupee huyo mubaba

 

[Analyse]

😥😥😥😥😥

 

[Lavit]

Alafu ukiitwa lile jina unakasirika

 

[PakiJinja]

Nimetoka tu nje ya geiti kununua mafuta ya kupika chakula, nikasikia gari ikipiga honi kuangalia ni mubaba muzuri ananiulizia wapi Kwa fulani , gari Kali nyie ananukia .

Eti dada samahani eti Kwa Fulani ni wapi? Nikamjibu sijui labda matoyo tuwaulize anakataa nikamwambia haya siku njema akadai naomba uje naomba unipe namba yako tafadhali nikikwama nikutafute .

Nikampa ili asinione mubaya basi nikaondoka ili kwenda tu hivi kadakika kamojaa akadai wewe mama ndio namba yangu mpenzi nikasema tena hii Kali .

Nikamuuliza tokea lini sisi wapenzi akadai tokea unipe namba mmh nikasema nimeposwa sitaki shari akasema hata Mimi nimeoa basi nikamwambia subiri niolewe . Tuwe pair akagoma akasema chasiri kizuri nikagoma bwana nampenda chotara sana .

Ni handsome na hajaoa nataka kutulia na huyu wa jf kanahela hakakazungu, kanapenda na mpenda humu jf yupo nanikweli .

Mtoa mada mmoja amedai tunatoa mada za kipuuzi sikuhizi hata chooni tu nikienda nasema sitawaliwi kuishi hii nchi sio yamarekani ni yetu

Ni kwamba ulifikiri sipo JF au?
kumbe una utoto kiwango hiki?

 

[Palina]

Nimesoma tu heading

Kama huezi pigana, huna mdomo amd most huna hela ya dhamana achana na huyo mwanaume ASAP😂😂😂😂

Au kua mpole

 

[Wagumu Tunadumu]

Bado namba yako anayo,lazima uliwe hakuna cha chotara wala member wa jf

 

[Leejay49]

Hivi inawezekanaje mtu anaandika kiswahili alafu haeleweki kabisaa...

How!!??

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Leejay49]

😥😥😥😥😥

mjomba imekuaje😃😃

 

[Leejay49]

aisee😳😳😳 aliyeelewa anieleweshe 🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Toxic Concotion]

Huyu binti/kijana yupo hatua chache sana kufikia kuwa fully fledged nutcase wa kuokota makopo na kuvaa matambara.

 

[marisi schwein]

Huyu Unique Flower amegeuza JF jukwaa la kutafutia wanaume wa kuzama kwenye hilo bwawa lake lenye matope?

 

[Analyse]

mjomba imekuaje😃😃

Yani nimekuwa kama comment namba 17, ila nimeshindwa tu kuandika 😅