TANZIA Mzee David Makerege (80) Afariki Dunia Akiwa Chumbani Kwenye Hoteli ya Mbezi Garden Jijini Dar es Salaam

[Ahjumma]

Duh saizi tutakuwa

 

[Mamndenyi]

Angalia asijekukuchubua maana ile inner mucosa ni laini mmo [emoji23]

Unataka tuharibu uzi wa msiba eeh.

 

[Gallius]

Unazungumzia 2M? Yote ya nini, witty akipigwa Full tank mbili tu anatoa zaga bila kipengele [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] hamna mwanamke mgumu mbele ya pesa! Kuna ushawishi wa pekee kwenye hela.

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] Naliona sana hili huku uraiani yaani mwanamke mnunulie chakula kizuri, mnunulie vi heinekein chupa chache na mwisho mpakie katika vitz hata kama ni ya kuazima.

Ukipata upenyo upaki sehemu yoyote yenye giza na hakika unakula mzigo kwenye siti ya gari [emoji23]

 

[Kirokonya]

Yes zinaua but ukilinganisha waliochangiwa na umri mkubwa zaidi ni wengi kuliko boosters pekee!

A woman in her 80s mostly anawaza vitukuu na ugoro, rarely kumuona akihangaika na kutafuta sex but for men it’s different, they spend all their lives to their last breath trying to go back where they came from, urafi + laana!

Imagine unazaliwa unatokea kwenye uchi then seconds before you depart from this world the last thing in your sight ni uchi!!!

This is the call of nature....... hakuna kuacha mpaka kuingia kaburini!

 

[Ahjumma]

Saizi tutakuwa tunakwepa vizee japo kuhonga vipo vizuri nimekumbuka mmoja hata kutembea ilikuwa shughuli afu alikuwa na kitambi mwenyewe anahema juuu juu 😀😀😀

 

[Gallius]

Unataka tuharibu uzi wa msiba eeh.

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[Coach Slamah Hamad]

...... this is the call of nature....... hakuna kuacha mpaka kuingia kaburini!

Safi sana! Sisi waombolezaji tupo and we promise tutakuwepo mpaka mwisho!

Call of nature my foot! Endeleeni kupokea hiyo “call” tuendelee kujifunza “why men die earlier before women!”

 

[Mamndenyi]

Nisogezeeni hiyo picha nione asije kuwa mjukuu wangu

 

[Mitchell]

HuyoView attachment 1681187

Pisi kali kama hii unaenda kugongwa na babu mzaa mama chaaaaa

 

[Tate Mkuu]

Ndio huyu mjukuu wako . Ni mzuri balaa vijana hatuna pesa za kumhongaView attachment 1681183View attachment 1681184View attachment 1681185View attachment 1681186

Mashallah!! Mzee alistahili kabisa kutangulia kwa Mola wake! Pisi kali kama hii hata energy drink tatu unamnywea aisee!

Kweli wanawake mtatupukitisha aisee! Mtoto mwenye umbo kama hili unachomokaje kwa mfano!!! Rest in peace Mzee Makerege! Utabakia daima kuwa role model wa Mabaharia wote Nchini.

 

[Ndahani]

Yes zinaua but ukilinganisha waliochangiwa na umri mkubwa zaidi ni wengi kuliko boosters pekee!

A woman in her 80s mostly anawaza vitukuu na ugoro, rarely kumuona akihangaika na kutafuta sex but for men it’s different, they spend all their lives to their last breath trying to go back where they came from, urafi + laana!

Imagine unazaliwa unatokea kwenye uchi then seconds before you depart from this world the last thing in your sight ni uchi!!!

Sex si natural urge? Kwani tunalazimisha? Si unasikia kwa akili, mwili, na hasa maeneo yanauozunguka mapaja kuna kitu unataka? The only problem hapo ni kuendekeza uzinzi nje ya ndoa at that age. Mkewe yupo, hako kabinti ambacho hukapandi bila kutumia boosters kanini?

 

[toughlendon_1]

Extrovert babu alijilipua iki kinu kingemtesa assume kinge mpa style ya dog style au kuchuma tembele au kudadadeki babu angezima kati kati ya game balaaaah

Au popo kanyea mbingu aisee acha kabisaaa

 

[KITAULO]

hicho ni kifo cha kujitakia kabisaaaa

 

[msela kuntu]

Kitu hicho!View attachment 1681196

Lazima tufe

 

[Coach Slamah Hamad]

Sex si natural urge? Kwani tunalazimisha? Si unasikia kwa akili, mwili, na hasa maeneo yanauozunguka mapaja kuna kitu unataka? The only problem hapo ni kuendekeza uzinzi nje ya ndoa at that age. Mkewe yupo, hako kabinti ambacho hukapandi bila kutumia boosters kanini?

Uko sahihi Chief. Siku tukikumbuka kwamba tunao uwezo wa kuyatawala mazingira na sio mazingira yatutawale, tutapiga hatua kiasi chake.

 

[Kaka madenge]

Tena inatakiwa ukishafika 70 uwe mtu wa kugegeda sana kwa sababu kama kuishi umeshaishi na kufa ukiwa unagegeda ndio kifo kizuri...unamalizia maisha pale ulipoyaanzia

Mkuu naona tu nawe unataka kumnyandua neema wangu .
Usisingizie hicho kizee ..
Aseeh

 

[Sibonike]

Kuna mobile transactions siku hizi bro,unakwama wapi??:halaf unawaamini vp polisi kuwa kilichokuwepo ndo hicho walichoswma?? Kma Kuna dola 500 waliificha je??

Reading between the lines, that was my message. Hela imefichwa

 

[Sibonike]

Hesabu haiji kabisa

Polisi wamefanya yao kama kawaida.

 

[walitola]

Sasa vijana wamejichokea na wengine wamerudisha mira kwa kipa, acha wazee wajilie.

Si bora wajilie vijana tu mana wazee wenyewe ni mwendo wa kutembelea choki mwisho wa siku wakina neema kupewa kesi za mauaji

 

[witnessj]

Wewe Witness ukipewa milioni 2 na babu wa miaka 70 apigie shoo hutopanua mapaja???

Sipanui nyokoo wewe unikome[emoji57][emoji57][emoji57]