Mzungu amepatikana

[kwamtoro]

An American tourist asked a boat guy in Zanzibar,
Do you know Biology, Pyschology, Geography, Geology or Criminology,
The boat guy said, No. I don't know any of these"
The tourist then said "What the hell do you know on the face of this earth?
You will die of illiteracy" The boat guy said nothing
After a while the boat developed a fault and started sinking,
The boatman then asked the tourist, Do you know Swimonology and Escapology from Crocodiology?
The tourist said, No. The boat guy replied, Well, to day you will Drownology and Crocodiology will eat you.
I will not helpology because of your badmouthlogy.

 

[BigBro]

Baharini huwa hakuna Mamba

 

[kwamtoro]

Baharini huwa hakuna Mamba

Hamna sehemu palipo andikwa baharini, walikuwa kwenye kimto

 

[BigBro]

Hamna sehemu palipo andikwa baharini, walikuwa kwenye kimto

Zanzibar hakuna kimto chenye Mamba

 

[kwamtoro]

Zanzibar hakuna kimto chenye Mamba

Wewe wasema ila sisi tunajua wapi mamba wapo

 

[BigBro]

Wewe wasema ila sisi tunajua wapi mamba wapo

Nimezunguka Zanzibar yote hiyo, kila sehemu naijua. Kazi yangu inanifanya zivipitie visiwa vyote vya hapa Tanzania. Navijua mno

 

[Toxic Concotion]

Nimezunguka Zanzibar yote hiyo, kila sehemu naijua. Kazi yangu inanifanya zivipitie visiwa vyote vya hapa Tanzania. Navijua mno

Ushafike ntombweje na mchamba wima?

 

[Shida na raha]

Hakuna mamba hapa