Kama wataka madem wa nairobi wanoishi maisha ya ki celebrity then uko taabani, maana hao hu weng na ku tweng kizungu. Imagin sitting in a group of chicks speaking there fast lane English, then you jumping in the conversation with your kibongo, it just won't work, thats why most people who live in Nairobi end up speaking sheng, not by choice. But kama kizungu hauko sawa, ukijaribu kuongea kizungu itakua mbaya zaidi, you will be a turn off and boring, so stick to your bongo, but if you don't want sheng, then you will have to make sure you hang out with the cool guys, that way you will have easy access to the finest, but kama wewe ni lone wolf, it will be very hard to get attention from the high end chics of nairobi, no matter how fine your bongo is...... Unless you are a millionaire or a known celebrity or you are really really funny and fun to hang out with.
