NANI KASEMA KISWAHILI KIRAHISI..!?

[pakapori]

1. Charger - kimemeshi
2. Remote - kitenzambali
3. Password - nywila
4. Akala (bladder shoes) - kirikiri
5. Passion fruit - karakara
6. Kangaroo - bukunyika
7. Fridge - jokofu
8. Juice - sharubati
9. Chips - vibanzi
10. PHD - uzamifu
11. Masters degree - uzamili
12. Degree - shahada
13. Diploma - stashahada
14. Certificate - astashahada
15. Keyboard - kicharazio
16. Scanner - mdaki
17. Flash disk - diski mweko
18. Mouse (for a computer) - kiteuzi
19. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu
20. Computer virus - mtaliga
21. Distillation - ukenekaji
22. Evaporation - mvukizo
23. Synthesis - uoanishaji
24. Oesophagus - umio
25. Greenhouse - kivungulio
26. Femur - fupaja
27. Germ cell - selizazi
28. Humus - mboji
29. Nector - mbochi/ntwe
30. Nutrients - virutubisho
31. Crystal - fuwele
32. Appetizers - vihamuzi
33. ATM - kiotomotela
34. Business card - kadikazi
35. Scratch card - kadi hela
36. Simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo
37. Memory card - kadi sakima
38. Microwave - tanuri ya miale
39. Mobile phone - rununu/rukono
40. Stapler - kibanizi
41. Laptop - kipakatalishi
42. Power saw - msumeno oto
43. Duplicating machine - kirudufu
44. Photocopier - kinukuzi
45. Cocktail party - tafrija mchapulo
46. Air conditioner - kiyoyozi
47. Calculator - kikokotozi
48. Lift - kambarau
49. Reaction - radiamali
50. Toothpick - kimbaka[emoji2956][emoji2956][emoji2956][emoji2956][emoji2956][emoji2956][emoji2956][emoji2956]

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*KWA HALI HII BORA TUSOME TU KINGEREZA*

 

[Elsa Marie]

Kiswahili kibaya jamani, TUKI wanatuletea misamiati ya ajabu

 

[Madame S]

Toothpick nimecheka sana kiswahili chake dah

 

[pakapori]

Kiswahili kibaya jamani, TUKI wanatuletea misamiati ya ajabu

Hahahaaa mkuu unaweza ukajihisi unaongea kinyakyusa

 

[pakapori]

Toothpick nimecheka sana kiswahili chake dah

Madame S naomba kimbakaa..,[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Madame S]

Madame S naomba kimbakaa..,[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

unaweza sema umentukana wallah

 

[pakapori]

unaweza sema umentukana wallah

Hahahaaa..., wacha kikristo kitambe duniani

 

[Madame S]

Hahahaaa..., wacha kikristo kitambe duniani

kweli halaf kipindi niko mdogo nakumbuka baba alinifundisha kutengeneza milkshake sasa skua najua inaitwa milkshake nikawa naita sharubati loh kumbe sharubati juice hahahha

 

[Slim5]

Toothpick nimecheka sana kiswahili chake dah

Inafanana na MKAZA MJOMBA!

 

[pakapori]

kweli halaf kipindi niko mdogo nakumbuka baba alinifundisha kutengeneza milkshake sasa skua najua inaitwa milkshake nikawa naita sharubati loh kumbe sharubati juice hahahha

Hahahahaaaaaaaa...., hiyo itakuwaa ni maziwa mtikiso

 

[MPEME]

Mi mwenyewe simu ukiniwekea lugha ya kiswahili hapo umenikoroga

 

[Madame S]

Inafanana na MKAZA MJOMBA!

hahahaha et mkaza mjomba

 

[Madame S]

Hahahahaaaaaaaa...., hiyo itakuwaa ni maziwa mtikiso

hahaha kiswahili kigumu hasa

 

[mng'ato]

Computer-KIDADAVUZI MPAKATO.

 

[Mayala masuka]

ila huwa napendezwa na neno'Air condition, kwa kiswahili, hasa ukiliunganisha neno la kiingereza tena, inakuwa
FULL KIYOYOZI

 

[Mbaga Jr]

Mbaga Jr = Nyeto

 

[pakapori]

Mbaga Jr = Nyeto

Hili ni neno lenye ujumbe mkubwa ndani yake

 

[Ze last Born]

Toothpick nimecheka sana kiswahili chake dah

Ni kibanka, sio kimbaka....na greenhouse ni kitalu nyumba..mleta Uzi somehow amepotosha

 

[Madame S]

Ooh shukran

Ni kibanka, sio kimbaka....na greenhouse ni kitalu nyumba..mleta Uzi somehow amepotosha

 

[maji ya gundu]

kiswahili sio kigumu sema tumekubali kutukuza kugha za wenzetu