Naomba Wakenya Muelewe Hili.

[pingli-nywee]

Hahaha naona uko ma-steam.

Mzeiya ako mandogogio kuruka alafu wanangoja adai naomba badala ya nidunge tusker mbili. No way! Hiyo utiaji ya kuomba omba iishie Namanga boda.

 

[Sinister]

Polisi wetu kweli hutumia "naomba" wakiwa na watuhumiwa.

Na majambazi je? 😂

"Naomba nikuibie Kakangu na usikasirike..."

 

[Sinister]

Hahaa! 😀 Na ngeus ikiteshateveva na guarana usiombe kama mwere wa kibongo budaboss. Cheza kama wewe mzeiya, kanyaga narieng hadi ishike nare!

Chipo na kusonga! Lawama baadaye!

 

[Chamoto]

Na majambazi je? 😂

"Naomba nikuibie Kakangu na usikasirike..."

😀😀😀

 

[pingli-nywee]

Chipo na kusonga! Lawama baadaye!

twa! twa! twa! Ngeus atajuaje wewe ni yule mzii.

[emoji1][emoji1][emoji1] Soundtrack ya wanga, ya ma otero na mabangdingding wakirarua kibruss ndio isiapa. Zimenishika yo! [emoji38]

 

[Tony254]

😀😀😀

Chamoto wewe ukija Kenya basi utatuona sisi kama watu rude au katili. Lakini sivyo, sisi huwa na uwazi na directness fulani na hatuna muda wa kupoteza kuomba kitu ambacho unatoa pesa yako na kununua. Sisi husema nipe hii mara moja, niko na haraka. Mimi nilienda kwenye hoteli juzi na nikapiga makelele kama wazimu walipochelewa kuniuzia. Mwenye hoteli akawa mpole. Lakini Tanzania ningetupwa nje ya hoteli kwa kukosa adabu. 😁😁

 

[Chamoto]

Chamoto wewe ukija Kenya basi utatuona sisi kama watu rude au katili. Lakini sivyo, sisi huwa na uwazi na directness fulani na hatuna muda wa kupoteza kuomba kitu ambacho unatoa pesa yako na kununua. Sisi husema nipe hii mara moja, niko na haraka. Mimi nilienda kwenye hoteli juzi na nikapiga makelele kama wazimu walipochelewa kuniuzia. Mwenye hoteli akawa mpole. Lakini Tanzania ningetupwa nje ya hoteli kwa kukosa adabu. 😁😁

Usiwe na wasi, nyie ni shemeji zangu, nawafahamuni vizuri... lugha zenu kavu kavu nimezizoea.

 

[game over]

Hapa Kenya;
Customer: Waiter leta ugali samaki na uharakishe.
Waiter: kabisa Buda Kwanza Leo nakuletea Kama umeme.
Customer: Harakisha wacha maristo za abunuasi.
Waiter: Kwenda uko najua Leo uko na kakitu ndio maana unapan'ang'a hivo( both laugh in unison).
Hiyo ndi style ya Kenya and doesn't mean we are rude but we are just being real in a funny and honest way.

No way,
Thats the way in the entire world, Being nice, utu, uungwana all starts with how we communicate..
Kama mnaishi kama Wanyama basi ujue nyie mna shida kwenye mfumo wenu wa maisha kwa ujumla,
This can be a reason hata Viongozi wa Kenya Uhuru na Ruto Never care about common Mwananchi, They are all about their families business. Pengine ndio maana Wanaume wa Tz Tunatomba dada zenu kirahisi sababu Wanaume wa kenya aren’t romantic , are abusive hata nyimbo za Kenya nyingi hazina Mvuto,

Even in offices despite your position your mail will always start with
Please....
Kindly....
Ukiwa kwenye Corporate ukitumia those harsh words even if you’ll claim not to have any bad intentions you will be reported to the HR.

 

[NairobiWalker]

No way,
Thats the way in the entire world, Being nice, utu, uungwana all starts with how we communicate..
Kama mnaishi kama Wanyama basi ujue nyie mna shida kwenye mfumo wenu wa maisha kwa ujumla,
This can be a reason hata Viongozi wa Kenya Uhuru na Ruto Never care about common Mwananchi, They are all about their families business. Pengine ndio maana Wanaume wa Tz Tunatomba dada zenu kirahisi sababu Wanaume wa kenya aren’t romantic , are abusive hata nyimbo za Kenya nyingi hazina Mvuto,

Even in offices despite your position your mail will always start with
Please....
Kindly....
Ukiwa kwenye Corporate ukitumia those harsh words even if you’ll claim not to have any bad intentions you will be reported to the HR.

Trust me, if viongozi wa Tanzania cared about the common Mwananchi, Tanzania would be richer than France. Interestingly, it is even poorer than Kenya yet our viongozis don't care about us. You can imagine the state in Tanzania then - hypocrisy. Heri Kenya unajua vile mtu anakuchulia. Huko bongo mtu anakupa maneno matamu kumbe nyoka. Tanzanians remind me of those women who compliment their friend then immediately after she leaves, they burst out laughing at her.

 

[Naxvegas254]

No way,
Thats the way in the entire world, Being nice, utu, uungwana all starts with how we communicate..
Kama mnaishi kama Wanyama basi ujue nyie mna shida kwenye mfumo wenu wa maisha kwa ujumla,
This can be a reason hata Viongozi wa Kenya Uhuru na Ruto Never care about common Mwananchi, They are all about their families business. Pengine ndio maana Wanaume wa Tz Tunatomba dada zenu kirahisi sababu Wanaume wa kenya aren’t romantic , are abusive hata nyimbo za Kenya nyingi hazina Mvuto,

Even in offices despite your position your mail will always start with
Please....
Kindly....
Ukiwa kwenye Corporate ukitumia those harsh words even if you’ll claim not to have any bad intentions you will be reported to the HR.

Madada wenu wqnatombwa kwa wingi by Kenyans, Ugandans, Congolese and any man with a dick and so are our women coz at the end of the day money talks.
Courtesy and all it's formalities has its place in The Kenyan society and everybody observes it when needed and applicable. We are not robots to be dictated upon. That is what differentiates us with the rest.