NBA Season 2015 - 2016: Special thread

[Raimundo]

Hata mimi sielewi!

Mi nafikiri ni kwa sababu anarusha 3 nyingi sana, na kadri unavo-attempt nyingi ndivyo hata za kukosa zinakuwa nyingi.

Ukiangalia hiyo list jamaa ana 452 attempts na amescore 45%, waliomtamngulia kwa % wana 219, 159 na 130. Unaweza kuona kwamba kama hao jamaa wange attempt nyingi kama jamaa lazima wangeshuka tu.

So, mimi kwangu 45% on 452 attempts kwa games 42 ni zaidi ya kawaida.

 

[Tyta]

Hahaha you know, it's funny in here sometimes!.

You have Tyta Vs. Nzi and now you have Mag3 Vs. Nyani Ngabu

The two pair who I think (in my now wrestling-locked mind), I should pit in a Tag team match. And it'll be a TLC caged match.

In this corner coming from the East (No truth here, all jokes) of Mars... Weighing 145 pounds, with the record of 14 wins and 2 losses... Nyaani Ngaabuuuu. Introducing his partner from the Eastern horizon of the Dark Side of the Moon... Weighing 144 pounds, with the perfect record of 13 wins all of em in 5 mins... Nnnzziiii!!!

In that corner, I bring the twins from the Western corridor of Vaalbara...
Weighing a whooping 188 pounds... With the record of 34 wins... Stand up for MagThreeee aaand Tyytaaaa.

Kangkangkang (now that should be the sound of the bell)

And I'll be the referee in the spirit of Scott Steiner!

Hahah ...Will take it as a compliment. . I'VE been offline for a couple of days. ..Got flabbergasted having gone through some comments,and see a "supposed to be trash talk rival" ,being a butthurt...Smack talk is healthy for this forum,taking into consideration there are a few regulars in here..However its suprising to see someone with a "snobbish" attitude, throw up the sponge that easy. ..

 

[Tyta]

Nilitegemea kitu cha namna hii kutoka kwa Babu Pop, hiyo quote chini nilikuwa namwambia Steph Curry.

Tim is turning 40 in few months. .It would be wiser for Pop to monitor his minutes/playing time. ...
However. .he is barely a game changer nowadays. ..He is now more mentally significant....Having said that. .I look forward for the much anticipated match up...#TheNBAsElclassico

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mi nafikiri ni kwa sababu anarusha 3 nyingi sana, na kadri unavo-attempt nyingi ndivyo hata za kukosa zinakuwa nyingi.

Ukiangalia hiyo list jamaa ana 452 attempts na amescore 45%, waliomtamngulia kwa % wana 219, 159 na 130. Unaweza kuona kwamba kama hao jamaa wange attempt nyingi kama jamaa lazima wangeshuka tu.

So, mimi kwangu 45% on 452 attempts kwa games 42 ni zaidi ya kawaida.

Lakini mimi nilidhani kila akizitupa hizo huwa hakosi....au nilikosea kudhani hivyo?

Ila nadhani uko sawa hususan ikija kwenye mambo ya asilimia.

Kwa mfano, jimbo la Mississippi lina asilimia kubwa ya watu weusi kuliko jimbo la New York [na kuliko jimbo jingine Marekani nzima] lakini ukiangalia idadi halisi ya watu weusi jimbo la New York linao wengi zaidi kuliko jimbo la Mississippi.

 

[Tyta]

The Classic Showdown for the Ages...Mtoto hatumwi dukani..
Whose offense will be shut down and whose defense will be exposed?..In a few hours time,we'll get to know that. .

 

[Mag3]

Hahaha you know, it's funny in here sometimes!.

You have Tyta Vs. Nzi and now you have Mag3 Vs. Nyani Ngabu

The two pair who I think (in my now wrestling-locked mind), I should pit in a Tag team match. And it'll be a TLC caged match.

In this corner coming from the East (No truth here, all jokes) of Mars... Weighing 145 pounds, with the record of 14 wins and 2 losses... Nyaani Ngaabuuuu. Introducing his partner from the Eastern horizon of the Dark Side of the Moon... Weighing 144 pounds, with the perfect record of 13 wins all of em in 5 mins... Nnnzziiii!!!

In that corner, I bring the twins from the Western corridor of Vaalbara...
Weighing a whooping 188 pounds... With the record of 34 wins... Stand up for MagThreeee aaand Tyytaaaa.

Kangkangkang (now that should be the sound of the bell)

And I'll be the referee in the spirit of Scott Steiner!

Interesting, very very interesting...

King Shaat, FYI Mag3 happens to be a a guy who just came out of woodwork and decided to run his mouth, who can't contain himself and smells like a pussy, who bibble-babbles whatever that is, mwenye tatizo la akili na asiyeeleweka, who is retarded and needs check-up, a Mr. Stuck-On-Stupid who is not only clueless but hallucinates and imagines things....yeah, real attributes to an otherwise JF Gold Member! ha ha haaa...!

That's with a light touch, thanks to Nyani Ngabu...anyway let's forget all about that and consider these two scenarios;

1.NFL SB50: The original favorites are sent packing amids speculation from down to earth guys, who really know what they are talking about, don't bibble-babble, veteran analysts who talk staright and clear, walio na akili timamu na wanaoeleweka...! The so called underdogs advance to the finals in Santa Clara California and inspite of the feat accomplished are still given no chance. Cam & co are expected to prevail!

2. NBA 2015-2016: The dethroned King still wields power but Warriors are not ready yet to let in, they make sure the King stays in the shadows whether away or in his castle. The same guys that were rooting for the King find solace from what they believe, a nemesis turned friend in a neighbor's land of San Antonio. To them the Warriors match towards another glory, is coming to an end tonight, thanks to the Spurs.

I have but two questions;

1. Who would they be rooting for had the Patriots done it again...thr Broncos? I doubt it!
2. Who would they be rooting for if the King had had his way...the Spurs? I doubt this too!

Greatness ought to be recognized and appreciated and its moment celebrated, that's sportmanship. This is not only a call, it is also a cry from
a deluded and confused Mag3...admittedly there are times when I get carried away, but then emotions tend to override judgement in all of us humans and there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Because my team lost should not cloud my vision to an extent that I lose my perspectivism but rather enhance it...I may sulk a little but I need to stay sober.

King Shaat, forget about those string of adjectives bestowed on me by Nyani Ngabu, I dont take them that seriously and am sure neither does he! Tunakoleza tu mnakasha ndani ya Jamvi hili. Mtu akinichukulia too seriously atakuwa hanitendei haki...I am just that kind of guy who has been around for maybe much longer than most in here. Kwa Dar es Salaam, niliwahi kunywa chai the old Africa Hotel and the old Twiga Hotel ulipokuwa huingii bila kamba shingoni...wengi mtakuwa hamjazaliwa wakati huo 1960s.😉😉😉

 

[King Shaat]

Interesting, very very interesting...

King Shaat, FYI Mag3 happens to be a a guy who just came out of woodwork and decided to run his mouth, who can't contain himself and smells like a pussy, who bibble-babbles whatever that is, mwenye tatizo la akili na asiyeeleweka, who is retarded and needs check-up, a Mr. Stuck-On-Stupid who is not only clueless but hallucinates and imagines things....yeah, real attributes to an otherwise JF Gold Member! ha ha haaa...!

That's with a light touch, thanks to Nyani Ngabu...anyway let's forget all about that and consider these two scenarios;

1.NFL SB50: The original favorites are sent packing amids speculation from down to earth guys, who really know what they are talking about, don't bibble-babble, veteran analysts who talk staright and clear, walio na kili timamu na wanaoeleweka...! The so called underdogs advance to the finals in Santa Clara California and inspite of the feat accomplished are still given no chance. Cam & co are expected to prevail!

2. NBA 2015-2016: The dethroned King still wields power but Warriors are not ready yet to let in, they make sure the King stays in the shadows whether away or in his castle. The same guys that were rooting for the King find solace from what they believe, a nemesis turned friend in a neighbor's land of San Antonio. To them the Warriors match towards another glory, is coming to an end tonight, thanks to the Spurs.

I have but two questions;

1. Who would they be rooting for had the Patriots done it again...thr Broncos? I doubt
2. Who would they be rooting for if the King had had his way...the Spurs? I doubt.

Greatness ought to be recognized and appreciated and its moment celebrated, that's sportmanship. This is not only a call, it is also a cry from
a deluded and confused Mag3...admittedly there are times when I get carried away, but then emotions tend to override judgement in all of us humans and there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Because my team lost should not cover cloud my vision to an extent that I lose my perspectivism rather enhance it...I may sulk a little but I need to stay sober.

King Shaat, forget about those string of adjectives bestowed on me by Nyani Ngabu, I dont take them that seriously and am sure neither does he! Tunakoleza tu mnakasha ndani ya JUamvi hili. Mtu akinuchukua too seriously anatakuwa hanitendei haki...I am just that kind of guy who has been around for maybe much longer than most in here. Kwa Dares Salaam, niliwahi kunywa chai the old Africa Hotel and the old Twiga Hotel ulipokuwa hiungii bila kamba shingoni...wengi mtakuwa hamjazaliwa wakati huo 1960s.

Wow, there goes the classic warhorse! You have a round of claps from me! Dah, man!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Interesting, very very interesting...

King Shaat, FYI Mag3 happens to be a a guy who just came out of woodwork and decided to run his mouth, who can't contain himself and smells like a pussy, who bibble-babbles whatever that is, mwenye tatizo la akili na asiyeeleweka, who is retarded and needs check-up, a Mr. Stuck-On-Stupid who is not only clueless but hallucinates and imagines things....yeah, real attributes to an otherwise JF Gold Member! ha ha haaa...!

That's with a light touch, thanks to Nyani Ngabu...anyway let's forget all about that and consider these two scenarios;

1.NFL SB50: The original favorites are sent packing amids speculation from down to earth guys, who really know what they are talking about, don't bibble-babble, veteran analysts who talk staright and clear, walio na kili timamu na wanaoeleweka...! The so called underdogs advance to the finals in Santa Clara California and inspite of the feat accomplished are still given no chance. Cam & co are expected to prevail!

1. Who would they be rooting for had the Patriots done it again...thr Broncos? I doubt
2. Who would they be rooting for if the King had had his way...the Spurs? I doubt.

Greatness ought to be recognized and appreciated and its moment celebrated, that's sportmanship. This is not only a call, it is also a cry from
a deluded and confused Mag3...admittedly there are times when I get carried away, but then emotions tend to override judgement in all of us humans and there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Because my team lost should not cover cloud my vision to an extent that I lose my perspectivism rather enhance it...I may sulk a little but I need to stay sober.

King Shaat, forget about those string of adjectives bestowed on me by Nyani Ngabu, I dont take them that seriously and am sure neither does he! Tunakoleza tu mnakasha ndani ya JUamvi hili. Mtu akinuchukua too seriously anatakuwa hanitendei haki...I am just that kind of guy who has been around for maybe much longer than most in here. Kwa Dares Salaam, niliwahi kunywa chai the old Africa Hotel and the old Twiga Hotel ulipokuwa hiungii bila kamba shingoni...wengi mtakuwa hamjazaliwa wakati huo 1960s.

Interesting, very very interesting...

King Shaat, FYI Mag3 happens to be a a guy who just came out of woodwork and decided to run his mouth, who can't contain himself and smells like a pussy, who bibble-babbles whatever that is, mwenye tatizo la akili na asiyeeleweka, who is retarded and needs check-up, a Mr. Stuck-On-Stupid who is not only clueless but hallucinates and imagines things....yeah, real attributes to an otherwise JF Gold Member! ha ha haaa...!

That's with a light touch, thanks to Nyani Ngabu...anyway let's forget all about that and consider these two scenarios;

1.NFL SB50: The original favorites are sent packing amids speculation from down to earth guys, who really know what they are talking about, don't bibble-babble, veteran analysts who talk staright and clear, walio na kili timamu na wanaoeleweka...! The so called underdogs advance to the finals in Santa Clara California and inspite of the feat accomplished are still given no chance. Cam & co are expected to prevail!

2. NBA 2015-2016: The dethroned King still wields power but Warriors are not ready yet to let in, they make sure the King stays in the shadows whether away or in his castle. The same guys that were rooting for the King find solace from what they believe, a nemesis turned friend in a neighbor's land of San Antonio. To them the Warriors match towards another glory, is coming to an end tonight, thanks to the Spurs.

I have but two questions;

1. Who would they be rooting for had the Patriots done it again...thr Broncos? I doubt
2. Who would they be rooting for if the King had had his way...the Spurs? I doubt.

Greatness ought to be recognized and appreciated and its moment celebrated, that's sportmanship. This is not only a call, it is also a cry from
a deluded and confused Mag3...admittedly there are times when I get carried away, but then emotions tend to override judgement in all of us humans and there's nothing to be ashamed of here. Because my team lost should not cover cloud my vision to an extent that I lose my perspectivism rather enhance it...I may sulk a little but I need to stay sober.

King Shaat, forget about those string of adjectives bestowed on me by Nyani Ngabu, I dont take them that seriously and am sure neither does he! Tunakoleza tu mnakasha ndani ya JUamvi hili. Mtu akinuchukua too seriously anatakuwa hanitendei haki...I am just that kind of guy who has been around for maybe much longer than most in here. Kwa Dares Salaam, niliwahi kunywa chai the old Africa Hotel and the old Twiga Hotel ulipokuwa hiungii bila kamba shingoni...wengi mtakuwa hamjazaliwa wakati huo 1960s.

Since you can't keep my name out of your mouth, last night you said I lost twice.

How exactly did I lose twice [last night]?

Can you answer that?

 

[King Shaat]

Kangkangkang!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Mag3

Just an FYI, yes, I am rooting for Peyton Manning in the Super Bowl despite the odds being stacked against his.

My heart wants Peyton but my head is telling me Cam.

Ever heard of that?

So you are wrong on that one again.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Kangkangkang!

Hahahaaa naona unachochea moto eeh.

Huyo jamaa bweege kweli.

Anahisi tu mambo halafu anajiaminisha kuwa ndo ukweli.

Kasema jana nimepoteza/ nimeshindwa mara mbili. Vitu gani hivyo?

Someone must be going senile.

 

[King Shaat]

Hahahaha nshasema hapa mkianza ki ndo ntakuwa refa! Tena refa m'babe na mfilisi ka vile Big Poppa Pump mwenyewe!

Asee this forum inanifanya hata nisiangaliage nini kinaendelea huko kwingine jinsi ilivojaa fun and them fun moments ka hizi za Tag Team, wapambe wa Tag Team hizo wakiwa kina Stephen Curry (mpambe wa kina Mag3 na Tyta), Raimundo (mpambe wa kina Nyani Ngabu na Nzi), mashabiki wanaokuja na kuondoka, bila kumsahau the ref himself.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hahahaha nshasema hapa mkianza ki ndo ntakuwa refa! Tena refa m'babe na mfilisi ka vile Big Poppa Pump mwenyewe!

Asee this forum inanifanya hata nisiangaliage nini kinaendelea huko kwingine jinsi ilivojaa fun and them fun moments ka hizi za Tag Team, wapambe wa Tag Team hizo wakiwa kina Stephen Curry (mpambe wa kina Mag3 na Tyta), Raimundo (mpambe wa kina Nyani Ngabu na Nzi), mashabiki wanaokuja na kuondoka, bila kumsahau the ref himself.

Naah, sidhani kama iko hivyo.

Mimi sina timu na siko dhidi ya yeyote yule.

Nilicho dhidi nacho ni uzushi/ uongo.

Sipendi tu kuzushiwa mambo au kuzuliwa uongo.

Ukinifanyia hivyo ni kunitafuta muhali na nikianzisha tahanani naonekana mbaya.

Mtu kwa nini umzushie mtu halafu ukibanwa unajificha nyuma ya 'kufurahisha genge'?

Siyo vizuri.

Kwa hiyo, hiyo tag team labda itafutie mtu mwingine.

I just rep and put on for myself.

 

[Mag3]

Since you can't keep my name out of your mouth, last night you said I lost twice.

How exactly did I lose twice [last night]?

Can you answer that?

I will let you provide the answer

So who ya got?

I'm rolling with my New England Patriots...the reigning, defending champs.

Lost the trophy and the MVP!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

I will let you provide the answer

Lost the trophy and the MVP!

The season MVP is Cameron Newton. That has been a lock for over a month now.

Everybody who watches football on Sunday knew/ knows that. So where have you been?

There was not even a speck of thought in my mind that Brady was going to be the 2015-16 MVP.

But most importantly I don't even care for it [the MVP thing].

I'd rather my team win the Lombardi trophy than a single player from my team win an individual award.

That's why I say you are stuck on stupid.

So pray tell, how did I lose twice last night?

 

[Mag3]

Hahahaaa naona unachochea moto eeh.

Huyo jamaa bweege kweli.

Anahisi tu mambo halafu anajiaminisha kuwa ndo ukweli.

Kasema jana nimepoteza/ nimeshindwa mara mbili. Vitu gani hivyo?

Someone must be going senile.

Duh! more attributes...bwege and going senile! Roll'em on buddy

Mimi sina timu na siko dhidi ya yeyote yule.

Wow, memories, memories, memories where art thou fled?
Flashback...

This is Cam's year.

Panthers are running the Cards out of town.

Cards don't even belong on this stage.

Cards shouldn't even have sent the Partriots packing! What a laugh!
Was this one too a mismatch?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Duh! more attributes...bwege and going senile! Roll'em on buddy

Yes, I am convinced you are not all there upstairs.

Wow, memories, memories, memories where art thou fled?

Unaona sasa ulivyo zuzu? Hapo nazungumzia 'tag teams' za King Shaat. Rudi uusome vizuri muktadha.

Cards shouldn,t have sent the Partriots packing! What a laugh!
Was this one too a mismatch?

Completely devoid of logic.

Where does the 'Cards shouldn't have sent the Pats packing' fit into this?

I was talking about the way the Carolina Panthers were steamrolling the Arizona Cardinals.

That's why I said they didn't belong on the stage. Their QB looked nervous. Threw a couple pick sixes. Overall, they turned the ball over 7 times.

And that has nothing to do with the Cardinals vs the Patriots.

You have ventured into a territory that you know very little about and that's why you are rattling off stuff that don't even make sense.

You are a joke.

The one who calls a 99-95 loss a 'rout'.

The one who said, rather confidently' that the GSW need a 'complete overhaul' after winning the championship.

The one who said I lost twice last night.

Good grief!!!!!!

 

[King Shaat]

Word there Nyani Ngabu!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Word there Nyani Ngabu!

I mean, I don't get this guy.

He is talking about shit that don't even exist.

I lost the MVP?

Did I ever say anything about the MVP race?

Where is he getting all this stuff from? It must be his head.

He is seeing things.

 

[King Shaat]

Hahahaha, he is seeing what?!