New English term:Kanumbarization

Wadau hii nimeinyaka leo toka radio moja al maaruf:
Title: Kanumba ndani ya Big Brother
BB: Kanumba,do you have a girlfriend?
Kanumba: Yes,I have one girlfriends
BB: What is her name?
Kanumba: Her name is Kind Sepetu.She throw stone to my car window and my car window is broken,so I close her in Police Station,so dont be celebrity like her be celebrity like me
BB: Why are you not eating?
Kanumba: I close eating,so cook me at evening for me to open eating.
Mtangazaji kamalizia kwa kusema "hii ndiyo kanumbarization ya kiingereza"!

Literal translation ... .. inachekesha ...

Mmemshambulia huyu jamaa sana nafikiri asipokuwa strong anaweza hata akaacha kuigiza maisha yake yote, amekuwa kichekesho kuliko hata ze comedy, tumtie moyo na ajifunze lugha kwa wk 6-8 anaweza kumaster kbs...mbona hamushauri kuhusu MAVAZI YAKE NI KICHEKESHO KULIKO HATA LUGHA vipi kuhusu mwili wake ni wa ki super star ule? Mshaurini afanye mazoezi napasuka kwa unene.

Wadau hii nimeinyaka leo toka radio moja al maaruf:
Title: Kanumba ndani ya Big Brother
BB: Kanumba,do you have a girlfriend?
Kanumba: Yes,I have one girlfriends
BB: What is her name?
Kanumba: Her name is Kind Sepetu.She throw stone to my car window and my car window is broken,so I close her in Police Station,so dont be celebrity like her be celebrity like me
BB: Why are you not eating?
Kanumba: I close eating,so cook me at evening for me to open eating.
Mtangazaji kamalizia kwa kusema "hii ndiyo kanumbarization ya kiingereza"!

wajameni huyu Kanumba sawa kabisa na "Mahimuna"

hamkumbuki mambo ya dar to lagosi,jamaa aliletewa msosi akasema'''this food have too much pilipilis........watu hoi kwa kicheko.

Ha ha ha! anatia fora aisee

Lilianza Maimuna likaja Kihiyo na sasa Kanumba. leo ofisini kaja mtu kuomba kazi kaulizwa kiingereza unachoongea mbona kama cha Kanumba?

Na nyie kwa kutukuza uzungu!!
Yeye ni mzawa kiingereza cha nini bana Mbona Bush kaja kachemka kuongea Kiswahili.
Bravo Kanumba kwa kufunika kwenye jumba la kaka Mkubwa.

jamani mwogopeni Mungu, mwenzenu anajitahidi, ilaumuni hii nchi kwa mfumo mbaya wa elimu.
Leo nilikuwa naangalia evaluation form za walimu walizojaza baada ya workshop ni aibu jamani, hii nchi inahitaji maombi, hiyo lugha iliyoandikwa humo, nimebaki kusema , OMG sasa kama watoto ndo wanafundishwa na wlimu kama hawa, ni taifa gani tunajenga kwa kizazi hiki na utandawazi huu!

du! ndo vijana wetu hawa.
halafu eti mi super star!!!
pumbavu sana, kingereza ovyo, yaani basi tu.
tunae mwingine tena mkubwa sana nchi hii nae ngeli haipandi

Fidel80 said:

Na nyie kwa kutukuza uzungu!!
Yeye ni mzawa kiingereza cha nini bana Mbona Bush kaja kachemka kuongea Kiswahili.
Bravo Kanumba kwa kufunika kwenye jumba la kaka Mkubwa.

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mh....kafunika kitu gani....issue hapa people are calling a spade a spade bwana....hehehe English kwaKanumba ni issue and as long as he aspires to be the greatest actor and Director basi aache uvivu na ubishoo aende English course...hata Governor Arnold ni mgeni wa kiingereza lakini sababu career yake ilihitaji ajue lugha he took time and learnt.....Kanumba is no exception. i can't stp laughing coz wat he said is really hilarious hehehehehe........

Bishanga said:

Wadau hii nimeinyaka leo toka radio moja al maaruf:
Title: Kanumba ndani ya Big Brother
BB: Kanumba,do you have a girlfriend?
Kanumba: Yes,I have one girlfriends
BB: What is her name?
Kanumba: Her name is Kind Sepetu.She throw stone to my car window and my car window is broken,so I close her in Police Station,so dont be celebrity like her be celebrity like me
BB: Why are you not eating?
Kanumba: I close eating,so cook me at evening for me to open eating.
Mtangazaji kamalizia kwa kusema "hii ndiyo kanumbarization ya kiingereza"!

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Kanumba: Don't Play with me I'm a tall water - maji marefu

Kanumba: You Itai, don't smoke the ball too much, you have to minus the the pass to Tuvi (wewe Itai, usivute sana mpira, unatakiwa utoe pass kwa Tuvi).

Kanumba: Ok, ok, Simba FC have closed Yanga two goals nothing (Simba FC wamewafunga Yanga magoli mawili bila).

Kanumba: Goodbye housemates, I will contacted you and please don't forget to took my contacts...!!

Hahahahaaaa, hii ndio Kanumbarization...!!!

Edson said:

du! ndo vijana wetu hawa.
halafu eti mi super star!!!
pumbavu sana, kingereza ovyo, yaani basi tu.
tunae mwingine tena mkubwa sana nchi hii nae ngeli haipandi

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Hebu m-mwage huyo mkubwa hata kwa mafumbo tuta decode!

Fidel80 said:

Na nyie kwa kutukuza uzungu!!
Yeye ni mzawa kiingereza cha nini bana Mbona Bush kaja kachemka kuongea Kiswahili.
Bravo Kanumba kwa kufunika kwenye jumba la kaka Mkubwa.

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If I may callously comment with my most oft used poetic license -we are lingering in linguistics after all- please permit my hopefully informative wallow and wobble in a wallop of wordplay, not in vain vanity I assure .

The murderous mediocrity if not inexcusable idiocracy shielding solid squarely under the glaring guise of patriotic pride is not only laughably lamentable, but also blatantly blaze in a conspicuously cavalier and nauseatingly naive fashion.

Regardless of Kanumba's English fluency and proficiency , It is one thing if you are defending disputing cultural imperialism on the part of a Kanumba who demanded a Swahili-English interpreter and in the process sparked interest in Swahili - I can chance stocking sincerity and love of culture there-and quite another defending poor English just because the speaker is not from Britain or it's English-mother-tongued cultural satellites. This is essentially the same argument forwarded to excuse not only jokers of a low calbre, but even our own president.

What Bush did was mutter a few symbolic words of Swahili.This is acceptable -sometimes even expected- the world over. You cannot equate this with holding a conversation in Swahili. If one has poor English and does not demand an interpreter, this tells me that this person accept cultural imperialism in an "end justifies means" way or is not even aware of the entire concept of cultural imperialism.

Do not excuse -indeed equate- jokers who cannot get their language issues, and more than that decision making process, straightened on account of ones fighting cultural imperialism.that would be like equating supporters of The Flat Earth Society with Thomas Friedman, their platforms are not the same despite the tempting illusion.

tusimlaumu kwa kutudhalilisha, tuwalaumu waliompeleka huko, yani aibu sana bora mwaka huu kusiwe na mshiriki maana atakuwa na wakati mgumu sana kutoka kwa washiriki wengine

JoJiPoJi said:

tusimlaumu kwa kutudhalilisha, tuwalaumu waliompeleka huko, yani aibu sana bora mwaka huu kusiwe na mshiriki maana atakuwa na wakati mgumu sana kutoka kwa washiriki wengine

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Hata kwa viewers, atapata wakato mgumu sana mpaka wamkubali

yaani kanumba na kayumba the same sio?

The Boss said:

yaani kanumba na kayumba the same sio?

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Inawezekana. Lakini ujue wazi kwa mantiki hii, linumba na liyumba ni 'even worse'!

Afadhali ya Kanumba, kwani hawa vijana wetu wa shule za kata, ndio usiseme kabisa, itafika mahala mtaona kiingereza ya kanumba bora kuliko.






Nahofia, kwa kasi hii ya shule za kata zisizo na uhakika wa walimu bora, itafika mahali tutakuja kuiona barua hiyo hapo juu ina afadhali.
Na ni vijana hawa tunaoota kuwaingiza katika Jumuiya ya Afrika Mashariki.

ha ha ha! Unapoenda siyo mtu wangu... Angalia wasikushike wakasema wewew c Mtanzania ni Msomali, ha ha ha.... Nahsi namjua huyo unayetaka kum....