New tax code

simplemind · 2011-04-21T10:20:11+00:00

Hi wana JF someone forwarded this to my inbox. The only thing that Revenue has not taxed yet is the male penis.This is due to fact that 69% of the times it is hanging around unemployed,10% of time it is hard up,1% of time it is in a hole.On top of that it has two dependants who are nuts! However effective april 2011 the penis will be taxed according to size.The brackets are as follows; 10" - 20" Luxury tax Sh 300 8" - 10" Pole tax Sh 250 5" - 8" Previllage tax Sh 150 3" - 5" Nuisance tax Sh 30 Male exceeding 12" must file capital gain,Anybody below 3" is eligible fortax refund/relief.Please do not ask for extension. Happy easter all.

Thread starter simplemind
Start date Apr 21, 2011

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