Ni mpenzi mwenye kituko gani uliwahi kumpata? Mimi nilimpata huyu

Ni mpenzi mwenye kituko gani uliwahi kumpata? Mimi nilimpata huyu

salito said:
Nilikutana na demu mmoja wa kihabeshi,mara ya kwanza kwenye sita kwa sita nikasikia ananiambia "My love Jamba Kidogo nisikie harufu ya ushuzo wako",Nikapigwa na butwaa ila nikazuga."Nikamjibu switie nikibanwa ntajamba" Nikapotezea.Mara ya pili tena hivyox2 safari hii na kulalamika juu.Alilalamika mpaka akalia anasema yeye anapata starehe sana akiwa na mwanaume basi amjambie.Nikajaribu kuongea nae na kumbebeleza weee nikamuahidi ntamjambia next time,Ya tatu akanikomalia sili mzigo mpaka nijambe,Hasira ikanishika,Nikaona huyu demu kazoea mapunga, nikamwambia katafute wa**nge wenzio me siwezi kabisa huo upuuzo.Na penzi Likafa.
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Aleppo said:
Mimi kipindi flani niimpataga ka mbilikimu kama ka tausi. tulikuwa bar tumenunuliwa the kick tunakunywa bar sasa vinywaji vilipoisha tukahamia nyingine. si unajua tena watoto tuliokulia gheti kali mwisho kutembea saa kumi jioni uwe ndani.

sasa pombe ilipomkolea tulipanga na jamaa zangu waniachie nimchukua mpaka chuoni tena tulikuwa tunakaa kama watatu room moja.

nilipofika naye chuoni nakumbuka nikakuta wamezzima taa roommate wangu wanaongea na simu. mimi nikakaingiza ndani ka kibwengo kangu.

sasa badala ya kunipisha nifanye yangu wakanikazia. nilichofanya nikaambia ka kibwengo kangu vua nguo. kimasihara masihara hapa na pale mi nikala mzigo ila kalikuwa kanakelele sana alafu kanaruka ruka.

kesho yake asubuhi tukaitwa kwenye kikao cha dharura. agenda nikawa mimi. kwa nini mdada alikuwa anapiga kelele angekufa je? niliishia kupewa adhabu ya kufagia chuo kizima

nikikumbuka siku hiyo najishangaa uanafunzi shida sana?
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Lol....nimecheka sana!
Eti angekufa je!!
 
mahondaw said:
Wewe kiumbe kwani unatudai?? Mbona umetukalia kooni kiasi hiki!!
Fanya yako aseeh


Na Utuwache

Cc Smart911
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hahah. nisamehe bwana. ima not serious at all. and dont take me serious im behind the wall. had no effect to you guys.
but kuwachokoza lazima..bse nachk=okoza na kukera mtu yyte hapa jf kwa hio hata ,fanyeje lazima niwakere. au labda mniweke kwenye ignore list nisiwe naona comment zenu thats gona be a solution if im a threat to you.
bwa ha ha ha ha .. mapenzi bwana mtu unaweza ukanywa sumu bila kujijua .
eti utuwache.
 
YABUUU said:
M nlimpata mhehe, kila nkimgegeda anaapa haji kuja tena kwangu tena na machoz yanamtoka, anazma na cm apatkan wiki nzma, anakuja patkana cku ambayo ndo anakuja tena geto namgegeda anasepa apatkan tena. Nkaja gundua n mke wa mtu na ile n line special kwa ajil yang uwa anaiweka hewan cku aktaka nimgegede, Siku iliyofuata alpokuja geto nkamwambia kuanzia leo n mwanzo na mwsho kutia mguu hapa geto, akazmia nkampepelea akaznduka nkamgegeda akaenda zake, nmemgegeda sana, nashukur Mungu mmewe alpata uhamisho akaenda mwanza From Mbeya
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Hahahaaa mkuu Yabuu nakuona nakuona.
 
Saint Ivuga said:
hahah. nisamehe bwana. ima not serious at all. and dont take me serious im behind the wall. had no effect to you guys.
but kuwachokoza lazima..bse nachk=okoza na kukera mtu yyte hapa jf kwa hio hata ,fanyeje lazima niwakere. au labda mniweke kwenye ignore list nisiwe naona comment zenu thats gona be a solution if im a threat to you.
bwa ha ha ha ha .. mapenzi bwana mtu unaweza ukanywa sumu bila kujijua .
eti utuwache.
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Ahhaahhahaah mbona mahondawa akikuona anapaniki kuna nini kati yenu [emoji2]
Tusimulie basi kisa kingine
 
geraldincredible said:
asee nilikutana na kademu hako sitasahau kalikua kajirani kangu ila kaswahili balaa kakija geto kuliamsha dude kananambia mpaka tuwaseme watu wa mtaa ndo nyegez zake zinapanda


mwanzo niliona uzushi basi nikawa nafanya kama utani naanza msema muuza duka wa mtaani kwamba inasemakana anatumia ulozi japo sina hata uhakika ukikaambia ivyo katauliza kweli huku kanavua nguo basi katakupa ubuyu kibao mpaka unajikuta bao tatu tayari...


kuja kutahamaki kila kakitaka mgegedo lazima katake umbea kwanza siku nikaona nikapge kibabe bila kusnitch watu hakakunipa ushirikiano hata ziwa ukinyonya gumu kama sanamu....


doooh nikaona ili tatizo nikakapga chini na mtaa nikahama sijui kaliishia wapi kale kamanz then nikapini balaa ila mashart YAKE sasa
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