Ni nani aliyekufundisha mapenzi?

[BAK]

Mimi nilifundishwa kufanya mapenzi mwaka 1983 wakati nikiwa Kijijini kwetu lakini huyo msichana ambaye alikuja kuomba papai nikambia mpaka tufanye ngono, hivyo tukaingia kichaka kimoja nikafanya ngono mara 2.

ilikuwa jioni, lakini kesho yake nikiwa nakojoa nikawa nasikia uume kuuma, sikuwa najua lolote nikamueleza Mama yangu mzazi kuwa nikikojoa naumia. Akanipeleka Zahanati nilipopima na alipoambiwa majibu, HAKUAMINI kile alichoambiwa, na alinikemea sana, hivyo nikawa najua kumbe kufanya mapenzi ni kupewa magonjwa.

Hivyo, tangu mwaka 1983 hadi nilipokuwa kuwa naingia Chuo Kikuu mwaka 1994 ndipo nilipoanza tena kufanya mapenzi. MSICHEKE.

Pole sana.

 

[Mtoto wa Kishua]

Khaaa! Fetish world???

Ndio , London nina membership mbaka kwnye hizo Fetish clubs !

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

maswali mengine bana.
how old r u?????

kwa watu wengine mapenzi sio muhimu
hivyo.
muhimu ni kula,kuvaa,afya bora na usalama.
love can be a fantassy to some people.

I doubt it! Real man huh!! Real woman!!! Actually is one Maslow's hierarchy of needs

 

[PakaJimmy]

I doubt it! Real man huh!! Real woman!!! Actually is one Maslow's hierarchy of needs

Mkuu
Umenikumbusha mbaaali, mambo ya miaka kadha iliyopita...Big up!

 

[Original Pastor]

Mimi nilifundishwa na binamu yangu alikuwa mkubwa kwetu sasa siku hiyo miaka ya sabini tulikuwa tunalala nae kama unavyojua tena akaanza kunishikashika mara akaanza kuichuii anaidumbukizia kwake mi namwambia sitaki anasema usipe kelele sasa akakatika maka manii zikatoka nikajisikia raha sanaaa akasema kesho na wewe unafanya kama hivi basi hapo ndo gemu lilipoanza mpaka likanoga

 

[Prisoner]

mi nilifundishwa na demu mmoja tena nilimpa Tshs 5. alinidai karibia miezi ndo nikakusanya wakati huo ilikuwa kubwa sana ndio aliniambia fanya hivi wakati wakucheza kombolela

 

[Eliphaz the Temanite]

Physiological needs include:

• Breathing Breathing
  Breathing is the process that takes oxygen in and carbon dioxide out of the body. Aerobic organisms require oxygen to release energy via respiration, in the form of the metabolism of energy-rich molecules such as glucose...
  
• Food Food
  Food is any substance, usually composed of carbohydrates, fats, proteins and water, that can be eaten or drunk by an animal, including humans, for nutrition or pleasure. Items considered food may be sourced from plants, animals or other categories such as fungus or fermented products like alcohol...
  
• Sex Sex
  
  
  
  In biology, sex is a process of combining and mixing genetic traits, often resulting in the specialization of organisms into a male or female variety . Sexual reproduction involves combining specialized cells to form offspring that inherit traits from both parents...
  
  http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/topics/Maslow's_hierarchy_of_needs

 

[Mama Mdogo]

Mapenzi ni Sayansi na ni Sanaa vilevile! Take my point

 

[PakaJimmy]

This is interesting!

Mtu anaweza akaona hakuna umuhimu wa swali kama hili, lakini behind the curtains kuna interesting episode kwa kila mtu juu ya jinsi alivyojianzishia tendo hili la heshima!

Kwa kupitia mtazamo wa jumla na wa kichangamoto zaidi, ni kwamba vijana wa sasa hivi wanafundishwa tendo hili adhimu kupitia teknolojia za habari zilizopo(Computers, Tvs na majarida lukuki)...Angalau kwa hawa, tunaweza kusema kwamba (kwa hasara/faida) yao wamerahisishiwa sana kuelewa jinsi hii maneno inavyotendeka!..

Lakini pia wazazi wa siku hizi kwa namna moja au nyingine wanalazimika kuwafunza watoto wao habari za ku'do ili kuwaepusha na ukimwi, na pia semina mbalimbali za HIV zinaonyesha live jinsi ya kufanya ile maneno na mdada Chausiku, ili msiambukizane 'nyevuanyevua!'

Siku hizi kijana anaweza akaenda google akagonga maneno.."How to seduce a girl", na akatoka na elimu ambayo akimsomesha msichana, basi huyo dada lazima alegeze macho na kulowa maeneo yote!..huh!

Napenda niwaambie ndugu zangu kuwa enzi zile zetu, kusaundisha ilikuwa ngumu eti!
Mtu pesa huna, simu huna, hakuna tv wala cmpter, hakuna gazeti wala nini!

Zaidi tena hakuna gesti, ukikubaliwa ishu lazima iende porini, na yeye akijitolea kanga yake..huh!
Hivyo, nilikuwa napenda tu mjue kwamba zamani kujifunza tendo hilo ilikuwa ni shughuli pevu kidogo, na vijana wengi walikuwa wanajulia hii maneno chumbani siku wakioa!..huh!

Sasa nisiulizwe kwamba ilikuwaje msichana anayejua anapokutana kwa mara ya kwanza na mvulana asiyewahi ku'do😀...ilikuwa ni hatari ati!

Anyway, thats a preview of this topic according to me!

 

[Babuyao]

This is interesting!

Mtu anaweza akaona hakuna umuhimu wa swali kama hili, lakini behind the curtains kuna interesting episode kwa kila mtu juu ya jinsi alivyojianzishia tendo hili la heshima!

Kwa kupitia mtazamo wa jumla na wa kichangamoto zaidi, ni kwamba vijana wa sasa hivi wanafundishwa tendo hili adhimu kupitia teknolojia za habari zilizopo(Computers, Tvs na majarida lukuki)...Angalau kwa hawa, tunaweza kusema kwamba (kwa hasara/faida) yao wamerahisishiwa sana kuelewa jinsi hii maneno inavyotendeka!..

Lakini pia wazazi wa siku hizi kwa namna moja au nyingine wanalazimika kuwafunza watoto wao habari za ku'do ili kuwaepusha na ukimwi, na pia semina mbalimbali za HIV zinaonyesha live jinsi ya kufanya ile maneno na mdada Chausiku, ili msiambukizane 'nyevuanyevua!'

Siku hizi kijana anaweza akaenda google akagonga maneno.."How to seduce a girl", na akatoka na elimu ambayo akimsomesha msichana, basi huyo dada lazima alegeze macho na kulowa maeneo yote!..huh!

Napenda niwaambie ndugu zangu kuwa enzi zile zetu, kusaundisha ilikuwa ngumu eti!
Mtu pesa huna, simu huna, hakuna tv wala cmpter, hakuna gazeti wala nini!

Zaidi tena hakuna gesti, ukikubaliwa ishu lazima iende porini, na yeye akijitolea kanga yake..huh!
Hivyo, nilikuwa napenda tu mjue kwamba zamani kujifunza tendo hilo ilikuwa ni shughuli pevu kidogo, na vijana wengi walikuwa wanajulia hii maneno chumbani siku wakioa!..huh!

Sasa nisiulizwe kwamba ilikuwaje msichana anayejua anapokutana kwa mara ya kwanza na mvulana asiyewahi ku'do😀...ilikuwa ni hatari ati!

Anyway, thats a preview of this topic according to me!

Yaani mkuu umenivunja mbavu sina hamu. Nimecheka sana ulivyoelezea hii kitu hasa enzi zile.Duh! Hakika ilikuwa ni kazi. Nimecheka sana.

 

[Noname]

I think experience helps, the more you practice the more you become an expert... special if you love the job... 🙂

 

[Tumain]

Hakuna aliyefundishwa mapenzi (hakuna mwalimu wala wanafunzi wa hili)

Ng'ombe wanafahamu na wanafanya and so the human beings...inakuja tu yenyewe

Sema uzoefu unaweza kuongezwa kwa kusikia, kusoma, kufanya hasa etc..

 

[RayB]

NI tundu tu mwenyewe. Mi nakumbuka enzi hizo nasoma mmojawapo ya mikoa ya nyanda za juu kusini wakopanda sana miti aina ya Cyprus. Baada ya demu kutongozwa na kukubali (mara ya kwanza kutongoza ishu, sio siku hizi mtoto mdogo anaomba kwa jimama) basi tukazama msituni kama PK alivosema kwani shule ilikuwa ni ya Bweni. Tulipofika huko tukado aluu ni uroda kweli na yule hakuhitaji kuweka khanga kwani kwa wanaoifahamu ile miti majani yakianguka yanatengeneza floor inayonesa kama Godoro vile baada ya hapo ni practice makes perfect bana!

 

[Theodora]

maswali mengine bana.
how old r u?????

kwa watu wengine mapenzi sio muhimu
hivyo.
muhimu ni kula,kuvaa,afya bora na usalama.
love can be a fantassy to some people.

Well kaka umemaliza.....

 

[PakaJimmy]

Yaani mkuu umenivunja mbavu sina hamu. Nimecheka sana ulivyoelezea hii kitu hasa enzi zile.Duh! Hakika ilikuwa ni kazi. Nimecheka sana.

Ukweli ni lazima usemwe bana!...Hata kama its gonna lead to bitter memories among some companions!...huh!