Nikipata mshahara tu ghafla mke wangu namuona kama anageuka kuwa ngendere

Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza hapo juu, yaani nikipata mshahara tu gafla namuona wife anataka kugeuka kuwa ngedere, yaani anabadilika kabisa huwezi amin. Yaani nataman hata kumpeleka Hifadhi ya Mikumi.

Kwanza masikio yake nayaona yanataka kuwa marefu kama ngedere, manyoya ya mgongo yanamtoka, nyusi zinaongezeka kama paka mtu basi tafrani.
Huwa najiami kwa kumfungia ndani kabisa hata kwa siku tano na mimi kwenda mbali kidogo kutafuta wafuga ngedere wenzangu.

Aaahhaah Java, Kitamba Cheupe, Barakuda, Kidimbwi, kimbembe mshahara ukiishaa sasa naanza kumuona wife anachange kidogokidogo mara namuona kama Beyonce wa Jay Z, mara naanza kumuona Rihanna, mara paah namuona eeh huyu si ndiyo wife huyu tena chaguo langu alilonipa Sir God?

Jokes, jokes!

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Mwishoni ukashtua kabisa kwamba ni chai

ROOM 47 said:

Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza hapo juu..yaani nikipata mshahara tu gafla namuona wife anataka kugeuka kua ngedere yaani anabadilika kabisa huwez amin yaani nataman hata kumpeleka hifadh ya mikumi kwanza
Masikio yake nayaona yanataka kua marefu kama gendere ,manyoya ya mgongo yanamtoka ,nyusi zinaongezeka kama paka mtu basi tafulani
Hua najiami kwa kumfungia ndani kabisa hata kwa siku tano na mim kwenda mbali kidogo kutafuta wafuga gendere wenzangu ..aaahhaah java, kitamba cheupe,barakuda,kidimbwi....
Kimbembe mshahara ukiishaa sasa naanza kumuona wife anachange kidogokidogo mara namuona kama Beyonce wa jay z mara naanza kumuona rihana mara paah namuona eeh huyu si ndo wife huyu tena chaguo langu alonipa Sir God........jokes jokes

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Mmm

Unajua sifa za ngedere lakini mkuu?

Kama ni kweli basi wewe ndie mwenye matatizo ndugu yangu

Walimwengu [emoji1787]

Mwisho wa mwezi una mambo sio kitoto

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Nimemsikia waziri kivuli wa ACT
Et Tuchukue mkopo wa trillion 10!
Au ndo huyo mkuu? 😄😄😄

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ROOM 47 said:

Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza hapo juu..yaani nikipata mshahara tu gafla namuona wife anataka kugeuka kua ngedere yaani anabadilika kabisa huwez amin yaani nataman hata kumpeleka hifadh ya mikumi kwanza
Masikio yake nayaona yanataka kua marefu kama gendere ,manyoya ya mgongo yanamtoka ,nyusi zinaongezeka kama paka mtu basi tafulani
Hua najiami kwa kumfungia ndani kabisa hata kwa siku tano na mim kwenda mbali kidogo kutafuta wafuga gendere wenzangu ..aaahhaah java, kitamba cheupe,barakuda,kidimbwi....
Kimbembe mshahara ukiishaa sasa naanza kumuona wife anachange kidogokidogo mara namuona kama Beyonce wa jay z mara naanza kumuona rihana mara paah namuona eeh huyu si ndo wife huyu tena chaguo langu alonipa Sir God........jokes jokes

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Siku akifa ndio utajua alikua malaika

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sophy27 said:

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Shangaziiiiii mic u sanaaaaa!!!

Pata hela tujue tabia yako.

cocastic said:

Shangaziiiiii mic u sanaaaaa!!!

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Jamni shangazi ulitukimbia
I miss u too

ROOM 47 said:

Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza hapo juu..yaani nikipata mshahara tu gafla namuona wife anataka kugeuka kua ngedere yaani anabadilika kabisa huwez amin yaani nataman hata kumpeleka hifadh ya mikumi kwanza
Masikio yake nayaona yanataka kua marefu kama gendere ,manyoya ya mgongo yanamtoka ,nyusi zinaongezeka kama paka mtu basi tafulani
Hua najiami kwa kumfungia ndani kabisa hata kwa siku tano na mim kwenda mbali kidogo kutafuta wafuga gendere wenzangu ..aaahhaah java, kitamba cheupe,barakuda,kidimbwi....
Kimbembe mshahara ukiishaa sasa naanza kumuona wife anachange kidogokidogo mara namuona kama Beyonce wa jay z mara naanza kumuona rihana mara paah namuona eeh huyu si ndo wife huyu tena chaguo langu alonipa Sir God........jokes jokes

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Yani wewe ni Mimi kabisaaaa mzee wangu

ROOM 47 said:

Kama kichwa cha habari kinavyojieleza hapo juu..yaani nikipata mshahara tu gafla namuona wife anataka kugeuka kua ngedere yaani anabadilika kabisa huwez amin yaani nataman hata kumpeleka hifadh ya mikumi kwanza
Masikio yake nayaona yanataka kua marefu kama gendere ,manyoya ya mgongo yanamtoka ,nyusi zinaongezeka kama paka mtu basi tafulani
Hua najiami kwa kumfungia ndani kabisa hata kwa siku tano na mim kwenda mbali kidogo kutafuta wafuga gendere wenzangu ..aaahhaah java, kitamba cheupe,barakuda,kidimbwi....
Kimbembe mshahara ukiishaa sasa naanza kumuona wife anachange kidogokidogo mara namuona kama Beyonce wa jay z mara naanza kumuona rihana mara paah namuona eeh huyu si ndo wife huyu tena chaguo langu alonipa Sir God........jokes jokes

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Yani mim ningekua nakuvizia ukishapata kamshara nakuwekea dawa ya usingizi unakuja kushtuka jumatatu pesa yako yote nmeifanya vyenye nataka.
Alaf sema nn mke wako bado sio ngedere ni kobe hajui janja janja

Java iko maeneo ya wapi?

Joanah said:

Java iko maeneo ya wapi?

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Banana

Ila we jamaaa 🤣🤣🤣