Nilipokuwa mdogo nilijua hivi

[evonik]

Nilipokuwa mdogo nilijua duka likifungwa mtu anashusha vitu vyote kwenye shelves anaweka chini.

Nilipokuwa mdogo nilijua TV ikiwa inaongea ikatokea umeme umekatika inaendelea palepale ilipoishia

Ulipokuwa mdogo ulijua nini?

 

[Sa 7 mchana]

Nilijua sabuni ni kwa ajili ya kuogea tu, kumbe inaweza pia kupunguza kibururu

 

[Jack Daniel]

Nilijua mkubwa huwa hakosei

 

[mtwa mkulu]

nilijua ndege ni ya baba
Helicopter imetoka kwa Osama bin ladeni

 

[Stephen Ngalya Chelu]

Nilijua konyagi ni kiwanda cha kutengeneza asali.

 

[Mshana Jr]

nilijua ndege ni ya baba
Helicopter imetoka kwa Osama bin ladeni

Beetle ni mjukuu wa Fiat Iveco

 

[Econometrician]

Nilijua Baba ndio tajiri hapa Duniani.

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

Nilijua elimu ni bora kuliko fedha

 

[mtwa mkulu]

Tuliambiwa watoto wanauzwa hospital

Tuliambiwa watoto wanauzwa hospital

Akina mama wa Africa "Mungu anawaona"

 

[mtwa mkulu]

Nilijua elimu ni bora kuliko fedha

 

[Mshana Jr]

Akina mama wa Africa "Mungu anawaona"

Hahaha .. Mvua ikinyesha huku jua linawaka basi kuna mchawi kafa au Simba kazaa [emoji23]

 

[google helper]

Nilijua mkubwa huwa hakosei

Mkubwa hajambi

 

[Centia2]

1.Kuna baba mdogo wangu ni mwalimu.Siku amekuja kitusabahi nilimshangaa sana kuona anapanda daladala.
Nilijua walimu ni watu wenye pesa na heshima kubwa sana kiasi kwamba hawatakiwi kutembea kwa mguu au kutumia usafiri wa umma!

2.Nilijua mama hawezi kuwa na mwanume mwingine mpaka baba tu!

3.Ukienda chuo kikuu unajua kila kitu na huwezi kukosa kazi serikalini.

4.Wanaofanya kazi serikalini wote ni wanajeshi!

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

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Ha ha ha nimecheka kwa sauti kuu

 

[evonik]

Mimi nilijua polisi anajua kupigana ngumi

 

[Beesmom]

Nilijua kweli ni makangabiliti kumbe ni.......making ability 🙌

 

[emavalery]

Nilijua sabuni ni kwa ajili ya kuogea tu, kumbe inaweza pia kupunguza kibururu

Daaaah hahaha

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[emavalery]

Nilijua elimu ni bora kuliko fedha

Hahahaha, ila kumbe mambo ni kinyumeee na tuliitetea Elimu, kumbe tungejua ukweli tungeacha madarasa bila watu..

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[tEcHiE]

Nilijua kweli ni makangabiliti kumbe ni.......making ability 🙌

😂😂😂😂

 

[mtwa mkulu]

😂😂😂😂

Mimi nimejua leo