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We are Africans❤
We call every toothpaste COLGATE.
We don't care😂
We call every washing powder SURF
We are proud😂
We point at an empty chair and ask “Who's sitting there?”
We are just like that😂
We steal your belongings and help you to look for them.
We are just like that😂
We name our dogs Tiger, Danger or Spider.
We don't care❤
*We eat a fruit and expect to be healthy immediately. *
Why Not? 😂
When electricity goes we go out and, check if the whole street is affected.
We are just like that😂
We use a bar of soap till it looks like a SIM card.
We don't have a problem with that😂
We buy something, skip reading instruction & ask neighbours how it's used
We don't care😂
When our neighbour buys a new vehicle, we either say it's not the latest or say they should have painted their house first.
We are jealous like that😂
We withdraw money from an ATM then count it 3x before leaving.
We are cautious😂
We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going.
We are like that😂
We pay US$500 to a witch doctor so we can know who stole US$50.
We are sometimes weird😂
We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning.
We are like that😂
Our iPhones and car keys don't fit in our pockets.
We are weird like that😂
When we go out we turn on the lights just to confuse thieves.
We are smart😂
We share beers and cigarettes but we don't share opportunities.
We are sometimes selfish😒
✊We are proud to be black though most of our sisters are light skinned and we love them💛☝️

Welcome to Africa💛🤜💥🤛*🤣🤣🤣
 
Tutake radhi tafadhali Toothpaste hatuiti Colgate tunaita dawa ya mswaki[emoji4][emoji4][emoji4]
Mimi mwenyewe Utotoni nimeagizwa sana Colgate Dukani, japo hazikuwepo ila zilikuwepo Whitedent na nyingine!
 
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