Nimekutana na mwanamke mrembo, halafu naanza kumkimbia

[DAVID PALMER]

Leo natoka zangu taifa kucheg game ya simba na kaiza chifs, nkapanda gari la gongo la mboto nkadrop pale banana. Lengo nipande bajaji ya mbezi nifike fasta.

Ikaja bajaji ina abiria mmoja... pisi kali fulan. Tumeanza safari me nko busy na cm yangu nachek jf, akaanza kuniongelesha kwamba tukifika kinyerez nimwambie hapajui.

Nkawaza km hapajui si amwambie dereva? Ameniambia mm anataka attention tuu niongee nae.. basi nkaacha cm nkaanza piga nae story.

Akanambia anaenda harusini hapo kinyerezi... nkamuuliza sasa utarud vipi kwenu banana usiku. Akasema wale ndugu zake wenye harusi ndo kuna sehem atalala then atageuza asubuh..

Nkasema au nikusubiri then twende wote ukalale kwangu then asubuh urud kwenu.. kagoma goma mwisho akakubali... kwamba tushuke wote kinyerezi then me nikae baa hadi saa sita akapotoka harusini.

Kinyerezi tukaahuka akachukua pikipiki kuwahi sherehe. Tukaachiana namba atanicheki... so nitafute kijiwe nkae.

Moyon najua siwez enda nae home sababu nmeoa... so hapa nimechukua zangu bajaji ingine nasepa mbezi.. nachati nae hapa anajua namsubiri... sasa cjui nimwambie nini jamani fausta.

Simba ni underdog tuu... magoli yale huwez kosa kwenye champions league... idiots

Nasema uongo ndugu zangu?

 

[kabanga]

Sawa...

 

[Mb-one]

Braza huo ni mlupo syo pisikali...pisikali inakaa banana,afu pisikali mmekutana kweny daladala,pisikali itake kulala kwako mmekutana siku moja.

 

[BAK]

😳😳😳😳

 

[magasi jnr]

Angetoka harusini ungesema mda umeenda kwanin msichukua lodge ya karibu...Do or Die siwezi acha mbususu kizembe ivyo.

Kesho ake ungeenda na kipande cha kanga wife angetulia tu

 

[DAVID PALMER]

Angetoka harusini ungesema mda umeenda kwanin msichukua lodge ya karibu...Do or Die siwezi acha mbususu kizembe ivyo
.
Kesho ake ungeenda na kipande cha kanga wife angetulia tu

Kulala nje tena bro!! Mbona sijawahi waza kama hii kitu ni possible...

 

[captain 21]

Niuzie mechi hiyo mkuu, aaah! sema mimi niko Dodoma...

 

[Robidinyo]

We sepa tu Demu hawezi kosa pa kulala

 

[souljar]

Demu anayependa boda boda yuko tayari kwa lolote huyo ni ninja be aware ni hayo tu.!

 

[MissM4C]

Ila kweli, Simba Anatengeneza nafasi nyingi sana

 

[JMipicha]

Uzi nikujitamba tu juu ya simba story yako sio kweli

 

[khaligraph]

Kula papuchi hio mzee

 

[kibovu]

Mkuu hujakua kabisa

 

[oscar classic]

Ya moto sanaa

 

[Evelyn Salt]

Mmekutana chupa na mfuniko....

 

[Shimba ya Buyenze]

Ni changudoa huyo. Ungeingia gharama za bure tu. Afadhali hata umeamua kwenda kwa mkeo.

 

[Muuza simu used]

Tangia niijue JamiiForums wewe ndio member wa kwanza kusema ulipanda daladala wote huku wana magari yao binafsi [emoji28][emoji28]

 

[for life]

Hakuna pisi kali hapo huyo ni paschal

 

[Beesmom]

Pisikali v/s Simba...nimekunyaka mkuu

 

[Smart911]

Ahsante kwa taarifa...