Nimekutana na “my soulmate” nikiwa nimeshaoa

[haszu]

Wanasema “ usifunge ndoa asubuhi mana hujui nani utakutana nae jioni” hatimae kwangu jioni imefika na nimekutana na mrembo alieumbwa kwa ajiri yangu.

She is beautiful, hot, real hot. Ni anaendana na mimi yani ile couple ambayo baba na mama wote ni super handsome and beauty.

My current wife is hot but not as my soulmate, i feel sorry for my wife but, I discovered the purpose of life. Time will tell.

 

[Zulu man]

Aiseeeeh!

 

[Kapeace]

Na wife atapata soulmate wake, gono na ukimwi uko pale umewasubiri

 

[Attack]

Wanasema “ usifunge ndoa asubuhi mana hujui nani utakutana nae jioni” hatimae kwangu jioni imefika na nimekutana na mrembo alieumbwa kwa ajiri yangu.

She is beautiful, hot, real hot. Ni anaendana na mimi yani ile couple ambayo baba na mama wote ni super handsome and beauty.

My current wife is hot but not as my soulmate, i feel sorry for my wife but, I discovered the purpose of life. Time will tell.

Aisee nimeishia kucheka tu

 

[miviga]

It is all in your head, the reality is otherwise

 

[jmushi1]

Wanasema “ usifunge ndoa asubuhi mana hujui nani utakutana nae jioni” hatimae kwangu jioni imefika na nimekutana na mrembo alieumbwa kwa ajiri yangu.

She is beautiful, hot, real hot. Ni anaendana na mimi yani ile couple ambayo baba na mama wote ni super handsome and beauty.

My current wife is hot but not as my soulmate, i feel sorry for my wife but, I discovered the purpose of life. Time will tell.

Ulipomuoa ulikuwa unafahamu kuwa siyo “soulmate” wako? Au ulilazimishwa?

Maana usikute umewehushwa tu na huyo mpya ndo useme soulmate.

Kwani nini kinafanya watu wawe “soulmates”?

 

[sanalii]

Uzuri unaisha mkiwa bado mnaishi

 

[Mr Sir1]

Hao 'masoulmate' hawaishi ndugu, kila siku utakutana nao.

Kuna wakati katika maisha unaamua tu kuwa sasa natulia.

 

[hahaha always done]

SHETANI huyo amekuja kuharibu ndoa ,chapa raaaaaaapa, SHETANI yupo kama huamini subiri

 

[Artificial Horizon]

Niliwahi kusikia hii
"Anguko la mwanaume ni mwanamke tena mwanamke ambae sio mkewe(yani mchepuko"
Rejea kisa cha RC wa Simiyu, kazi kwako mkuu na soulmate wako.

 

[uberimae fidei]

Tamaa tu hizo,hao viumbe wameumbwa ajili yetu,ongeza wapili

 

[Vien]

Na wife atapata soulmate wake, gono na ukimwi uko pale umewasubiri

Wakumbushe pia Gono la sahv limetoa update mpya, ukilipata hakuna dawa inatibu

 

[Wagumu Tunadumu]

Oa awe wa pili

 

[mshamba_hachekwi]

hizo label za 'soulmate' 'other half' na nyinginezo ni uongo mtupu wa kwenye filamu watu wanajidanganyia

umeamua kuoa/kuolewa na mtu, umeingia kwenye makubaliano, unatakiwa uzingatie masharti mzee

unachoona wewe ni ile novelty bias, akili ya binadamu ina tabia ya kuona vitu vipya ni bora zaidi, hii hua inaathiri maamuzi

 

[Kapeace]

Wakumbushe pia Gono la sahv limetoa update mpya, ukilipata hakuna dawa inatibu

Ataelewa sasa na kichwa cha chini kimeshainuka

 

[Mr Sir1]

hizo label za 'soulmate' 'other half' na nyinginezo ni uongo mtupu wa kwenye filamu watu wanajidanganyia

umeamua kuoa/kuolewa na mtu, umeingia kwenye makubaliano, unatakiwa uzingatie masharti mzee

unachoona wewe ni ile novelty bias, akili ya binadamu ina tabia ya kuona vitu vipya ni bora zaidi, hii hua inaathiri maamuzi

Vineno vya kizungu vipo kuhalalisha upumbavu tu.

 

[Proved]

Wanasema “ usifunge ndoa asubuhi mana hujui nani utakutana nae jioni” hatimae kwangu jioni imefika na nimekutana na mrembo alieumbwa kwa ajiri yangu.

She is beautiful, hot, real hot. Ni anaendana na mimi yani ile couple ambayo baba na mama wote ni super handsome and beauty.

My current wife is hot but not as my soulmate, i feel sorry for my wife but, I discovered the purpose of life. Time will tell.

Usimharibie mwenzako maisha kwa tamaa zako

 

[mangoEmbe]

Wanasema “ usifunge ndoa asubuhi mana hujui nani utakutana nae jioni” hatimae kwangu jioni imefika na nimekutana na mrembo alieumbwa kwa ajiri yangu.

She is beautiful, hot, real hot. Ni anaendana na mimi yani ile couple ambayo baba na mama wote ni super handsome and beauty.

My current wife is hot but not as my soulmate, i feel sorry for my wife but, I discovered the purpose of life. Time will tell.

Kaa nae uone uzuri unavyoondoka siku zinavyozidi kwenda. Ni mzuri kwasababu yeye sio mke wako.

 

[Jumlisha]

soulmate ya nyoko 😂

 

[Wagumu Tunadumu]

Kuna mjinga mmoja alinisumbua sana nimtafutie mke,nikamtafutia,tukamsafirisha binti wa watu,kafika kule baada ya mwez jamaa ananiambia kapigiwa simu na mwanamke aliekuwa anampenda sana,sasa anashindwa afanyeje

Nilichoka,niliapa kwasasa siwez waanganisha watu katika ndoa,binti wa watu aloteseka mno mpaka nikataman nimrudishe nimuoe mimi