Nimemzaba kofi 'wife' sababu ya Prof.Lipumba. Kamaindi, karudi kwao Kinyerezi

Nimemzaba kofi 'wife' sababu ya Prof.Lipumba. Kamaindi, karudi kwao Kinyerezi

kilambimkwidu said:
Ivi kweli inawezekana kumwelezea mtu mzima mwenye akili timamu huu wehu wa prof kua ndo chanzo cha ugomvi?
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Kwa hiyo umeona wana JF ni watu wazima wasio kuwa na akili timamu kwa kuwezekana kutuelezea ugomvi wako na mkeo juu ya Prof. Lipumba?
 
joanah said:
hahahahah asalaaaleh!!!
Nimecheka sana
Yani stori yako na ID yako kilambimkwidu ni comedy tosha
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Kipimo cha mkojo kinatakiwa hapo. Yaani anampiga mkewe halafu anasema ni utani. Halafu majirani wanasogea wanauliza kama kuna issue halafu anawaambia hakuna issue ni masikio yao ndio yana shida wakati mkewe katoka nje na kupiga kelele na yeye akasikia.
 
kilambimkwidu said:
Wanajamvi,

Ivi wenzangu hamnaga matani kwenye mahusiano yenu huko?? Iko hivi....

Nipo na wife tumekaa kitandani, wife anakunja nguo mie nachezea simu iko kwenye chaji huku nimejilaza. Hapa na pale wife kaniambia kiutaniutani tu eti "..afu we unaonekana upo CUF ...tena CUF ya Lipumba. Mie kwa ghadhabu nikanyanyuka nikamzaba kofi moja mpaka akaangukia kitandani, mie nilizan ni masikhara tu kajiangusha. Nikarud kitandan nikaendelea kuchezea sim, nikamwambia "Lipumba hana CUF... kuna CCM na CCM ya Lipumba"

Wife akaamka, katoka nje kapiga yowe moja. Inavoonekana, lile kofi kachukulia serious ameondoka amekimbilia kwao Kinyerezi. Kama nusu saa sasa naona simu ya Mamaake Mdogo inanipigia. Sijapokea. Bila shaka wife kaishafika kwao...

Hapa majirani wawili wamekuja home wanauliza kunani yowe hilo; nimewambia pako shwari tu, labda waliskia vibaya.Sasa najiuliza; kama kwel kachukulia serious hadi ameenda kushtaki kwao, hii kesi mbona ni ngumu sana. Ivi kweli inawezekana kumwelezea mtu mzima mwenye akili timamu huu wehu wa prof kua ndo chanzo cha ugomvi? Nikiwaeleza wakwe haya mambo ya Lipumba afu eti nikamzaba kikofi binti yao, wataniona niko timamu kweli? Au nifanyeje jaman; asalaaaleh?
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Umefanya vizur tena bahati nzuri unakuta baba mkwe ni CUF asili... Atakuomba umuongeze kibao kingine ili atoe yale maji ambayo ukikamatwa tu.. Lazima wakulazimishe uyatoe wakayapime

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kilambimkwidu said:
Wanajamvi,

Ivi wenzangu hamnaga matani kwenye mahusiano yenu huko?? Iko hivi....

Nipo na wife tumekaa kitandani, wife anakunja nguo mie nachezea simu iko kwenye chaji huku nimejilaza. Hapa na pale wife kaniambia kiutaniutani tu eti "..afu we unaonekana upo CUF ...tena CUF ya Lipumba. Mie kwa ghadhabu nikanyanyuka nikamzaba kofi moja mpaka akaangukia kitandani, mie nilizan ni masikhara tu kajiangusha. Nikarud kitandan nikaendelea kuchezea sim, nikamwambia "Lipumba hana CUF... kuna CCM na CCM ya Lipumba"

Wife akaamka, katoka nje kapiga yowe moja. Inavoonekana, lile kofi kachukulia serious ameondoka amekimbilia kwao Kinyerezi. Kama nusu saa sasa naona simu ya Mamaake Mdogo inanipigia. Sijapokea. Bila shaka wife kaishafika kwao...

Hapa majirani wawili wamekuja home wanauliza kunani yowe hilo; nimewambia pako shwari tu, labda waliskia vibaya.Sasa najiuliza; kama kwel kachukulia serious hadi ameenda kushtaki kwao, hii kesi mbona ni ngumu sana. Ivi kweli inawezekana kumwelezea mtu mzima mwenye akili timamu huu wehu wa prof kua ndo chanzo cha ugomvi? Nikiwaeleza wakwe haya mambo ya Lipumba afu eti nikamzaba kikofi binti yao, wataniona niko timamu kweli? Au nifanyeje jaman; asalaaaleh?
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Mzee baba naona umekurupuka kama jpm [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3] [emoji3]

Hakuna namna hapo nenda ukweni ukaombe msamaha tu mambo yaishe ,kesi ndogo sana hiyo.
 
kilambimkwidu said:
Wanajamvi,

Ivi wenzangu hamnaga matani kwenye mahusiano yenu huko?? Iko hivi....

Nipo na wife tumekaa kitandani, wife anakunja nguo mie nachezea simu iko kwenye chaji huku nimejilaza. Hapa na pale wife kaniambia kiutaniutani tu eti "..afu we unaonekana upo CUF ...tena CUF ya Lipumba. Mie kwa ghadhabu nikanyanyuka nikamzaba kofi moja mpaka akaangukia kitandani, mie nilizan ni masikhara tu kajiangusha. Nikarud kitandan nikaendelea kuchezea sim, nikamwambia "Lipumba hana CUF... kuna CCM na CCM ya Lipumba"

Wife akaamka, katoka nje kapiga yowe moja. Inavoonekana, lile kofi kachukulia serious ameondoka amekimbilia kwao Kinyerezi. Kama nusu saa sasa naona simu ya Mamaake Mdogo inanipigia. Sijapokea. Bila shaka wife kaishafika kwao...

Hapa majirani wawili wamekuja home wanauliza kunani yowe hilo; nimewambia pako shwari tu, labda waliskia vibaya.Sasa najiuliza; kama kwel kachukulia serious hadi ameenda kushtaki kwao, hii kesi mbona ni ngumu sana. Ivi kweli inawezekana kumwelezea mtu mzima mwenye akili timamu huu wehu wa prof kua ndo chanzo cha ugomvi? Nikiwaeleza wakwe haya mambo ya Lipumba afu eti nikamzaba kikofi binti yao, wataniona niko timamu kweli? Au nifanyeje jaman; asalaaaleh?
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Lugha ya ndoa ngumu sanaaa kuekeweka.
Ungeacha kuchezea cm na umsaidie mkeo hata kukunja nguo mbili tu angefarijika na angejua umeelewa lugha aliyoitumia.

Usiwe na mkono mwepesi kiac hicho mkuu
 
kilambimkwidu said:
Aisee....naona limekua serious. Najaribu kumeneji hapa...naona simu ya Uncle tena. Wife kazima sim tatzo

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
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Kutopokea simu kutaleta taswira ya kudhamiria kumpiga mkeo, pokea simu zao waambie utaenda mkaongelee huko kwao.
Kesho mchukue mwenzio mmoja funga safari ukatatue hiyo kitu
 
Wanajamvi. Hapa nilipo nimefunga milango yote nimelala chumbani. Simu zinamwagika kias kwamba nakosa utulivu kusoma ushauri wenu.

Na tatzo lingine ...hua niko vibaya na mamamkwe. Sijui hii issue ataichukuliaje.

Ila kinyerezi siendi aisee, piga ua. Nitaenda sokolwa sana bichwa langu, mamkwe hafai anagubu mno!!

Nitawajuza. Ila utani mbaya kumbe

An ant on the move does more than a dozing ox.
 
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