Nipeni mbinu m'badala nibebe hii toto

Tha real voice · Mar 14, 2017

[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] mkuu hivi ukiwa na uyo demu unaongeaga lugha kama hii?

yomboo · Mar 14, 2017

Seneta Wa Mtwiz said:
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AJE AJE WAZZEIYAH?

HAPA KITAA F'LANI CHA MIGO_PIPA KUNA MANZI 1 NI DENTI YA MAKOLEJI HUKO MOSHI,
KAJA KUMDEKU SIS YAKE AMBAYE TUNACHILL APATIMENTO 1
MOKO ILA ROOM ZINADIFA.

KUMCHABO NIKAOTEA MANZI IKO NJEMA
KUDONDOSHA NYAVU SIO JAU,
COZ NGOMA NI YECHUYECHU
BONGE LA GAFUNG'ANG'A,
HALAFU WEZERE_YERERE!

ILA TOKANA NA KUWA NA MBISHE TAITI KINOUMA
NIKAKAZA NIKAPATA MANAMBA YAKE
HALAFU KINAITI NIKAMDEKU KWA ANGA-
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
AKAKISANUA OVYO-
NIKAONA KISHANUKA HAPA-
MTWARA TUNASEMA *HII NGOMA NAGWA*,
ILA KIBAHARIA NIKAPOTEZEA NIKASEMA "Kwani $h. Ngapi?"

NIKAACHANA NA MBISHE ZA KUYUZI FONI,
NIKAJA MCHANA USO KWA USO-

DAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
AKALETA PANG'ANG'A,
NIKASEMA
"Haina ndwelo!"
ILI ISIWE MBONGO NIKALA GUNZI KIAINA.

BASI JUZI KANIDEKU KWA MAFONI
KWA VIBE MATATA KAULIZA
"uko fasi ipi Seneta Wa Mtwiz?"

NIKAMCHANA NIKO DWASI YA KITAA, AKAN'DERE KWA MAMESEJI KUWA NIMUIBUKIE NDICHI KWAKE KUNA MBOYOYO KADHAA YABIDI TUBONGE!

NIMEDONDOSHA TEGE KITAA TUKABONGA-
DIZAINI NIKAGET MAHOPU YA KUBEBA NGAMIA,

TUMEPIGA MASTORI BESE_BESE TARARAAA,
NAANZA PIGA TACHI KIBABILONI NATAKA CHUKUA LITA,
MANZI ANAANZA LETA PEREPECHI MINGI,

MARA
"Ooooooh!
I do respect ya @Seneta_Wa_Mtwiz as my brother from another family ..."

NIKAONA ANATOA MIMACHO KAMA NYANYA CHUNGU ZA MUHEZA,
NA MACHO YANAKUWA MEKUNDU KAMA ABOOD ZA MOROGORO!

BAADA YA KUONA UDWANZI,
NIKATUPIA KAPELO LANGU KWA BICHWA,
NIKAJISEBENZA ZANGU MASKANI!

SASA MUDA SI TALL NAONA NAMBA YAKE INANIVUTIA WAYA!!!

WAKUU,
HIVI HUYU ANANIPIMA IMANI YA KINDEWA NIKATE NGEBE
AU
ND'O CHENGA ZA KIGURUGUSI ZA MAMANZI WA SASA??!!

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We utakuwa muuza ngada maana hii lugha dah sijui kinyantuzu

Capslock · Mar 14, 2017

Mkuu huoni hii lugha ndo inamfukuza huyo msichana

Pharm D · Mar 14, 2017

Mbona kama umeandika lingala mukulu

mwita ke mwita · Mar 14, 2017

ukuda tupu hakuna cha maana

CTX · Mar 14, 2017

daaaaah

Anold · Mar 14, 2017

Seneta Wa Mtwiz said:
[emoji121]
AJE AJE WAZZEIYAH?

HAPA KITAA F'LANI CHA MIGO_PIPA KUNA MANZI 1 NI DENTI YA MAKOLEJI HUKO MOSHI,
KAJA KUMDEKU SIS YAKE AMBAYE TUNACHILL APATIMENTO 1
MOKO ILA ROOM ZINADIFA.

KUMCHABO NIKAOTEA MANZI IKO NJEMA
KUDONDOSHA NYAVU SIO JAU,
COZ NGOMA NI YECHUYECHU
BONGE LA GAFUNG'ANG'A,
HALAFU WEZERE_YERERE!

ILA TOKANA NA KUWA NA MBISHE TAITI KINOUMA
NIKAKAZA NIKAPATA MANAMBA YAKE
HALAFU KINAITI NIKAMDEKU KWA ANGA-
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
AKAKISANUA OVYO-
NIKAONA KISHANUKA HAPA-
MTWARA TUNASEMA *HII NGOMA NAGWA*,
ILA KIBAHARIA NIKAPOTEZEA NIKASEMA "Kwani $h. Ngapi?"

NIKAACHANA NA MBISHE ZA KUYUZI FONI,
NIKAJA MCHANA USO KWA USO-

DAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
AKALETA PANG'ANG'A,
NIKASEMA
"Haina ndwelo!"
ILI ISIWE MBONGO NIKALA GUNZI KIAINA.

BASI JUZI KANIDEKU KWA MAFONI
KWA VIBE MATATA KAULIZA
"uko fasi ipi Seneta Wa Mtwiz?"

NIKAMCHANA NIKO DWASI YA KITAA, AKAN'DERE KWA MAMESEJI KUWA NIMUIBUKIE NDICHI KWAKE KUNA MBOYOYO KADHAA YABIDI TUBONGE!

NIMEDONDOSHA TEGE KITAA TUKABONGA-
DIZAINI NIKAGET MAHOPU YA KUBEBA NGAMIA,

TUMEPIGA MASTORI BESE_BESE TARARAAA,
NAANZA PIGA TACHI KIBABILONI NATAKA CHUKUA LITA,
MANZI ANAANZA LETA PEREPECHI MINGI,

MARA
"Ooooooh!
I do respect ya @Seneta_Wa_Mtwiz as my brother from another family ..."

NIKAONA ANATOA MIMACHO KAMA NYANYA CHUNGU ZA MUHEZA,
NA MACHO YANAKUWA MEKUNDU KAMA ABOOD ZA MOROGORO!

BAADA YA KUONA UDWANZI,
NIKATUPIA KAPELO LANGU KWA BICHWA,
NIKAJISEBENZA ZANGU MASKANI!

SASA MUDA SI TALL NAONA NAMBA YAKE INANIVUTIA WAYA!!!

WAKUU,
HIVI HUYU ANANIPIMA IMANI YA KINDEWA NIKATE NGEBE
AU
ND'O CHENGA ZA KIGURUGUSI ZA MAMANZI WA SASA??!!

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Inaonyesha hajaelewa lugha unayoongea naye!

STUNTER · Mar 14, 2017

Kuna mshkaji ID yake inaanzia CHALII,
Jana (kama sikosei) alileta thread kama hii kwa 95%,

fund xaa · Mar 14, 2017

iyo lugha thanks ngoja nipite tu

Lupamba's grandson · Mar 14, 2017

Seneta Wa Mtwiz said:
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I SEE,
UKITACHI KIDONGO HIKI CHA MIGO_PIPA NIDEKU SOON TUWEKE MUKASHA!

HII NI LUGHA YA ARUSHA WA DASLAM MTASUBIRI…

HAPA ANAMAANISHA..
Siku ukitua arusha umtafute mapema muweke mambo sawa.

Cc: Seneta Wa Mtwiz

Lupamba's grandson · Mar 14, 2017

Sio Upuuzi kaandika kwa makini sana sisi wengine tumeelewa wewe kama ujaelewa utabakia hvyo hvyo bila shaka wewe ni. Mdaslam ujaelewa neno hata moja wewe unafikiri maneno yote ya msamiati yanatokea wapi kama sio arusha ,wewe hayo maneno kama Mambo ,vipa ulidhani unayatumia yalitokea wapi? Seneta Wa Mtwiz kaandika sahii na ameeleweka.

Honey Faith · Mar 14, 2017

Seneta Wa Mtwiz said:
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TAWIRE MJALUNGA.

TUGEANE MADINI YA KUTUSUA MBINGO TU!

TAWILEEEEE

Neggredo · Mar 14, 2017

Kwani unaomba ushaur kwa watanzania au mabest zako coz hii lugha sio

RO7 ZA MGOS · Mar 14, 2017

Daaa lugaa tamaaaa mjafangaa kwa lembe nakumainia mbaba kajaaa huoo

RO7 ZA MGOS · Mar 14, 2017

Wekaa kidesa kwa mtabee huyuu mgos mgosngwa wa kipande cha iringaaa

Shokonzi · Mar 14, 2017

Lugha unayotumia ndio inamtatanisha

milioni milioni · Mar 14, 2017

Duuuh!Man Hii Lugha Haisomeki Jomba Manzi Atakuelewa Kweli

2013 · Mar 15, 2017

miss chagga said:
nime noa

Leta pesa nikutafsirie..[emoji2]

miss chagga · Mar 16, 2017

2013 said:
Leta pesa nikutafsirie..[emoji2]

hapana kaa na tafsiri yako tu

IPILIMO · Mar 16, 2017

Mhuni huyu

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