GIRL: Father, I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well Father, he kissed me.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father, he put his hand in my bra.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father, he took my cloths off.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father, he had sex with me!
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father he told me he has AIDS.
PRIEST: The BASTARD!
PRIEST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what did he do to deserve that?
GIRL: Well Father, he kissed me.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father, he put his hand in my bra.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father, he took my cloths off.
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father, he had sex with me!
PRIEST: You mean like this?
GIRL: Yes, Father.
PRIEST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
GIRL: But Father he told me he has AIDS.
PRIEST: The BASTARD!