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Huu ni udhalilishaji shem, hatuwezi kukubali kupewa majina hayo aiseeee. Tutalipiza kwa nguvu zoteShem jina umelikubali eeh?
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Huu ni udhalilishaji shem, hatuwezi kukubali kupewa majina hayo aiseeee. Tutalipiza kwa nguvu zoteShem jina umelikubali eeh?
Ohhh kweli kumbe kuna Corona.Hivi kumbe kuna Easter[emoji134][emoji134][emoji134]
Shem korona kavuruga mambo.
Ndio, kwasasa endelea kutulia na rimoti tu.[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] ndio mpaka sept sio? Nitasubiri
Jina zito hilo shem, jina lenye hadhi yake kuliko yale nyie hutupea.Huu ni udhalilishaji shem, hatuwezi kukubali kupewa majina hayo aiseeee. Tutalipiza kwa nguvu zote
Sidhani kwakweli.
Ndugu yangu kwani wewe unapingana na mawazo hayo?Duh!
Najisahaulisha kwa muda... Jumapili sikukuu
Ahahahahahah.Na tutawanyoosha tu karne hii mpaka muelewe somo
Yapo hayo shem ake???Jina zito hilo shem, jina lenye hadhi yake kuliko yale nyie hutupea.
Inabidi tumjuze basi kwa kweli.Sidhani kwakweli.
Hayo ni mawazo mabaya sana. Unapomfanya mtu akawa ni sponsor halafu yeye hspati faida ya udhamini huo ni uonevu mkubwaNdugu yangu kwani wewe unapingana na mawazo hayo?
Unajisahaulisha kizembeeeeNajisahaulisha kwa muda... Jumapili sikukuu
Ndio lakini tahadhari nitaendelea kuchukuaUnajisahaulisha kizembeeee
Shem unayajua bwana!!Yapo hayo shem ake???
kwa upande wetu, men's conference ilifanyika moja tu. Humo ndani tuliweka plan A, B na C. Hata mkifanya conference 100, you guys are still within our radar. Unajua tulikubaliana nini kuhusu miamala? Hehee, acha ninyamaze!1.Never have feelings for a sponsor.
2. Kila mwanaume ako na sauti but volume ni pesa.
3)Kama hakupanui mawazo....asikupanue miguu...
4)Kama wewe ni side chic ucheze chini Goat wife asikujue (tunauma tukipuliza kama panya) .
5)Usipigie bwana ya mtu/sponsor kama hajakupigia don't be desperate [emoji23].
6)Hakuna kukula fare more than twice , lazima tu build trust.
7)Hakuna Ku invite mwanaume kwako , akikufia huko Utaambia watu nini?.
8)Hakuna kufanya Wifey duties kama wewe ni girlfriend ..ukienda wewe chukua remote na pillow alafu uekelee miguu kwa meza..usijaribu kutoa hadi sahani kwa hiyo nyumba.
9)Usiwache vitu zako kwa boyfriend , labda mko wengi so usiumize mwenzako [emoji8].
10)Hakuna kuzalia Sponsor.
11)Ukipatwa in a situation hujui who is the Father..Mwenye ako na pesa automatically becomes the father , the cute one ni wa kwenda shopping , the broke & humble ni wa kupenda mtoto [emoji7].
12)If your man cheats on you kindly support him.
13)Never stay in an abusive relationship.
14)If he doesn't go down on you kindly don't suck him.You're not a honey sucker.
15)If he asks you how many ex you have the number is 2, the one you broke up with and a childhood lover period.
16) Always have a backup plan sio kupeana roho 100% .
17)Fungua bank account mbili, ile unaweka 10k every month weka ATM ushago kwenyu then ile unaweka 500 monthly mpee hadi Pin number, he will brag with you everywhere even to his friends and family how faithful you are. Hivyo ndo wamama wamenunua maploti.
18)Never leave a guy who gives you 20k for a guy who gives you 60k...I say never....date both of them n collect 80k.....
19)A man is never stolen.. He chooses where he wants to be.
20)If a man takes you somewhere romantic, remember... You've NEVER been there before.
21) Your current guy should know he's the greatest lover.
22)If you are caught cheating: rule number one Deny ,rule number two Deny it my sister, rule number three, continue DENYING: rule number four: refer to
rules number 1,2,3 above.
23)BE WISE & PRAYFUL
[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] nimesoma zote ila namba 2, 3, 8 na 13 ndiyo [emoji91][emoji91]
Teh teh, ukitulia na mkeo hakuna atakayekuita sponsor kaka mkubwa.Yaani tunaitwa sponsors??
Hili linakuwaje?Samahani wakuu wanawake.
Vipi hamkuligusia kabisa suala la kufinyia kwa ndani? Au hili ni pi?
Duh!!!!!Teh teh, ukitulia na mkeo hakuna atakayekuita sponsor kaka mkubwa.
Shida ni pale ukianza kuhangaika, utaitwa majina yote nakuambia [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]
Sponsor, Danga, ATM, and wereva wereva.