Polls: JF Man Of The Year 2011

[Neiwa]

JD ndio nini?

Do you drink?

 

[Asprin]

Ukiwa man of Jf natafuta BAN ya lazima ili niondoke JF.

Kutoka JF mpaka BAN?

Yule ambae ananichanganya ndie hasa anastahili kunielewesha, nikija kwako utanipa kazi ya kuanza kukuelewesha nini hasa unatakiwa kunielewesha.
ID yangu ya fb ya nini kwako? nikikupa itasaidia nini labda? Simu yangu haina haja, anapokea secretary na kama sio ki kazi you can not get thru.

He! Sikujua kumbe weye kibosile. Haya ID yako ya zamani hapa JF ni ipi?

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Ukiwa man of Jf natafuta BAN ya lazima ili niondoke JF.

Atabakia kuwa Man Of JF wa Superman competetion na sio Man of Zion Daughter, so tatizo liko wapi?

 

[Mwali]

Do you drink?

Hivi nani hanywi? Au unauliza kama nakunywa pombe?

 

[Asprin]

Do you drink?

Yeah A lot of water. Namjua sana Mwali, ni cousin wa hommie wangu.

 

[Neiwa]

Hivi nani hanywi? Au unauliza kama nakunywa pombe?

Hey mbona you are being too smart? Nishaona sina langu hapa.

 

[Neiwa]

Yeah A lot of water. Namjua sana Mwali, ni cousin wa hommie wangu.

I see...

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Hey mbona you are being too smart? Nishaona sina langu hapa.

Ningeomba kujuwa jinsia yako member mwenzangu!

 

[Neiwa]

He! Sikujua kumbe weye kibosile. Haya ID yako ya zamani hapa JF ni ipi?

Hivi inatakiwa niwe na ID ya zamani? kama sina inakuaje?

 

[Mwali]

Naomba nikupe ushauri wa bure dada yangu, Facebook haina maana yoyote kama marafiki zako ni wale wale mnaokutana sokoni, vyuoni na makazini na makanisani pamoja na misikitini, facebook itakuwa na tija zaidi kwako kama utakuwa unameet na new people everyday, na hapa simaanishi wawe watanzania hapana, unaweza ukaomba friend request na watu tofauti duniani nadhani unahitaji kujifunza mambo mengi kutoka kwa watu tofauti, na sio friend list yako ijae watu wote kutoka Manzese. hapana dada.

Hiyo ni kwako kaka. Mi natumia facebook kukeep in touch na ndugu, jamaa na marafiki tu.
New connections ni kupitia Twitter na LinkedIn, ndio imekaa professional zaidi.
Uzuri wa haya mambo ni kwamba you are right, and I am right too, kila mtu katika reality yake.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Hiyo ni kwako kaka. Mi natumia facebook kukeep in touch na ndugu, jamaa na marafiki tu.
New connections ni kupitia Twitter na LinkedIn, ndio imekaa professional zaidi.
Uzuri wa haya mambo ni kwamba you are right, and I am right too, kila mtu katika reality yake.

Nimekubali kutokukubaliana, niko Stockholm Sweden muda huu nikiwa nabofya hii keybord kwa my facebook friend.
Nadhani wewe huna hata sababu ya kuwa na simu ya mkononi.

 

[Neiwa]

Ningeomba kujuwa jinsia yako member mwenzangu!

Female. What is the matter?

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Female. What is the matter?

No matter, it was just a question.

 

[Asprin]

Female. What is the matter?

Nami ningependa kujua jina lako halisi member mwenzangu.

 

[Asprin]

Hivi inatakiwa niwe na ID ya zamani? kama sina inakuaje?

ID moja inatosha ila mwandiko wako kama nlishauonaga hapa siku nyingi sana. Nikahisi umebadili ID.

 

[Neiwa]

No matter, it was just a question.

Prompted by what exactly?

 

[Neiwa]

Nami ningependa kujua jina lako halisi member mwenzangu.

lolz. unapenda kujua wewe!

ID moja inatosha ila mwandiko wako kama nlishauonaga hapa siku nyingi sana. Nikahisi umebadili ID.

Inawezekana ni ndugu yangu labda nitajie nitakuambia kama namfaham.

 

[Dr Matola PhD]

Prompted by what exactly?

Mimi ni standard seven Graduate naomba uniulize swali lako kwa lugha ya Taifa, sina umahili sana kwenye hii lugha ya kikoloni.

 

[Teamo]

Ukiwa man of Jf natafuta BAN ya lazima ili niondoke JF.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!..............!

mpaka machozi

 

[Asprin]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!..............!

mpaka machozi

Hahahahaha

'!.nimenyeshewa mvua ya baraka..!'..
ODM Wa Amani.